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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S02E02)

"I should have failed the hell out of that class. That's how good I am."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Hi, I,m Felix. Can I help you? - Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh."
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"Every man has a weakness. What is his?"
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"- I notice you shave against the grain. - What?"
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"I do the same thing."
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"So, what do you think of your new car? Do you love it?"
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"I told you I wanted the Fem wagon. This is the Phallus."
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"No, it's the Phallus E.S. Felix said it was the last one on the lot."
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"I had to act fast or this other guy was totally gonna buy it."
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"Don't worry, honey. No car salesman is gonna get the better of me."
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"- Is she a beauty or what? - Stan, that's my old car."
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"and I got it for a sweet 10 grand."
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"Francine, there's a lot of math- man math-"
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"Why... does... this... keep... happening?"
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"Sorry about this mess, Klaus."
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"They cleared out the garage to make room for Stan's stupid cars."
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"Is there anything more magical than movies?"
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"Wait! There's no movies!"
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"It's like having the world's biggest wine cooler and no girls from New Jersey."
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"If I,m living in a storage unit so he can buy 20 cars, I,m gonna get something out of it."
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"Yes! The girls would go crazy over these cars! That's it!"
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"Can't you get an idea without saying it out loud?"
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"Smith, I told you to interrogate that prisoner an hour ago."
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"Of course I haven't lost my confidence because a car salesman bested me eight times."
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"Good! Then get in there."
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"Okay, so here's a passport, $1,000 and the names of all our operatives."
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"Great. And you should be receiving your first issue of Essence in six to eight weeks."
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"- You gave away state secrets to a terrorist? - Freedom fighter?"
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"Smith, until you get your head in the game, I,m suspending you without pay."
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"Clean out your desk and leave immediately!"
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"Janet, when's my next appointment?"
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"- Not for two hours, sir. - Excellent."
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"- Later, buddy. - See you, pal."
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"Ah, the joys of work."
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"These car payment bills are really starting to pile up, Stan."
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"He spent 16 months training me in the art of mental manipulation..."
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"Well, maybe you should go visit your sensei. You know, get a tune-up."
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"Stan, you return."
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"- Yes, Sensei. I,ve come back to you for guidance. - Enter, young one."
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"and I,m afraid to put anything metal in there."
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"Well, ladies, start your engines!"
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"Wow! You actually do have cars."
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"Yeah. Um, we don't exactly know how to drive these cars."
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"On a clear night, this one gets Radio Disney. Why did I say that?"
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"Roger, this package came for you."
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"My films! Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme!"
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"Porky's?Meatballs II? Enjoy your crapfest."
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"Oh, go read The Bell Jar, you poser!"
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"Klaus, prepare to feast your eyes..."
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"Wah-wahhh!"
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"You guys have your own drive-in?"
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"Yes. Yes. Yes, we do."
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"Turkey pot pie or chicken pot pie?"
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"Turkey pot pie-"
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"Perhaps the answer is not what is inside the pie..."
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"but what is inside you."
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"Stan, you scared me half to death."
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"Better to be scared half to death..."
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"than to death half... scared... be... to."
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"At dawn, I go down to the dealership, wait four hours until they open..."
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"- Farewell, my concubine. - What?"
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"We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday..."
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"in detention for whatever it was we did wrong."
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"But we think you're crazytomake us write an essaytellingyou who we think weare."
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"But what we found out is that each one ofus is a brain..."
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"and an athlete and a basket case..."
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"Does that answer your question?"
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"Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club."
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"That's what drive-ins are for. Getting down and dirty."
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"Oh. Okay, baby. Well, let's get busy."
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"The movie's over, you little pervert."
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"But we,d love to do this again, say, next weekend?"
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"- Weekends are when I clean out my belly button. - Eww!"
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"Why don't we just eat a big pile of vomit?"
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"Giant bumblebees! They,ve come at last!"
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"What the hell is that?"
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"Francine, with today's low helium prices, we,d be crazy not to buy."
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"Oh, my God! He did it to me again!"
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"- Now, Stan- - Don't look at me!"
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"Stan, please, you,re not-"
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"Damn! I can't even exit mysteriously anymore."
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"Don't, uh- Don't know."
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"Oh, my God! We,re a broken home!"
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"And I,m too drunk and they,re too dumb to channel it into art."
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"But what are we gonna do for money?"
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"- We,re here to clean the house. - Buenos dias."
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"I am Judy."
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"La toilet. La toilet! No espoo-poo."
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"Are you saying you would like me to clean the toilet?"
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"No!No! No espoo-poo!"
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"- Dad better come home soon. - Hang in there, sweetheart."
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"Did you break my coffeemaker?"
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"I don't know what you,re talking about."
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"Coffee... maker!"
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"Elburroporlos coffee."
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"I know what a coffee maker is. We weren't even in the kitchen."
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"- No dinero today. - But we worked for 12 hours!"
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"You want me to call I.N.S.? You comprende that? Yeah, you do."
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"Stan?"
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"Francine, what a nice surprise!"
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"What brings you to the neighborhood?"
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"Can I offer you something to drink? Half a can of Tab? Rain water?"
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"Stan, you have to come home. We,re totally broke."
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"The kids need a father, and I have this jar I can't open."
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"And quit now? No, I,ve got some really exciting things happening."
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"A whole new entrepreneurial thing that is gonna be the next big thing for Stan Smith."
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"I,ll give you $5.00 for all of them."
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"Go to hell!"
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"I killed my best friend. And for what?"
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"A turd made of solid gold."
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"What have I done?"
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"This is all your fault."
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"Why do you think he did it, sir?"
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"Find something, Lieutenant?"
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"Ha. Just an old nickel, Chris."
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"Just an old nickel."
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"It's.. beautiful What do you think it is?"
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"It's a mistake is what it is."
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"You were thinking about us. Oh, Eddie, don'tyou see?"
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"- This changes everything. - This changes nothing!"
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