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Clips from Frasier - Miracle on Third or Fourth Street (S01E01)

"He has this "unique" opportunity for an "incredible" Christmas."
Frasier
"Her friend has rented a home in Austria."
Frasier
"in the house, Freddie's favourite movie."
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"Julie Andrews is singing there. They're having dinner with her afterwards."
Frasier
"There's some nonsense"
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"about a horse-driven sleigh ride and a balloon trip."
Frasier
"Oh, and they're going to spend an entire day at Euro Disneyland."
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"At the cabin, there's an old stump that the local children enjoy kicking."
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"- Thank God you know what's right. - I was just making sure you did."
Frasier
"You're being a good father letting him go."
Frasier
"Come on, let's finish decorating the tree."
Frasier
"I got the lights from the storeroom."
Frasier
"Dad, I don't want to use those this year. I picked up these yesterday."
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"- They're very fashionable. - But chilli peppers aren't Christmas!"
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"If you want to be technical - Bethlehem was in the desert."
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"- Why don't we decorate a palm tree? - No need for sarcasm!"
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"- I always use those lights! - Dad..."
Frasier
"This is my house! Can I have one thing the way I want it?"
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"You're upset, but don't take it out on me."
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"No, go ahead. We could hang radishes! Put a nice broccoli on top!"
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"- Where are you going? - I'm staying."
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"- You can't. - I'll fill in for Bulldog."
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"- Well, merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas!"
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"I didn't realise that working on Christmas would ruin your plans."
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"My mother flew in from Wisconsin to be with me today."
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"But look how nice you look for me?!"
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"Try to see it from my position. I couldn't see my son. I had a fight with my father."
Frasier
"Then I thought, helping others through their troubles,"
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"may get me through mine."
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"If we try hard, we can maybe have the best Christmas we've ever had."
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"- I need a hug to prove we're friends. - I am not hugging you, you're grungy."
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"- Come to Papa. Hug, hug, hug, hug! - All right!"
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"Christmas, that very magical time of the year"
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"Sorry. The news went over. Do that again."
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"As we head into our second hour, I'd like to lighten things up a bit."
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"when he was filled with Christmas spirit."
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"- It's about time. Hello, Don! - (Don) 'Hello."
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"- Then swaddle me in Christmas cheer. - 'OK. I was driving home."
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"that you didn't slam the car into reverse, speed back there,"
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"and rip your smelly old sneakers out of a homeless man's hands."
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"Well, Roz, I think we got Santa Claus himself on the line?!"
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"Barry, I've got to put you on hold"
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"while you pull yourself together. But stay on the line, I'd like to help you."
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"(Woman) 'I've fallen in the shower so many times,"
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"'they can't fit any more pins in my hip.'"
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"Gladys, listen, can I put you on hold for a second?"
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"(Man) 'It still traumatises me, Dr. Crane."
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"'l walked into my mother's bedroom crying, and I said, "Mommy!""
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"OK, Tom. You win the prize"
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"Happy holidays."
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"Roz!"
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"Oh, why don't you go home? I can take over for the next two hours."
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"Won't it be sadder here all by yourself?"
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"Well, if you really mean it, I'll go."
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"But promise me one thing. Don't sit here and get more depressed."
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"- You'll see your boy again soon. - I know."
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"OK. Hug, hug, hug?"
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"Merry Christmas!"
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"Hi, we're back."
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"I'd like to hear from someone who's having a good Christmas."
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"Someone who has maybe learned a way to beat the holiday blues."
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"Hello, you're on the air."
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"- Merry Christmas! - 'Same to you."
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"'l used to get depressed on Christmas. Then I found a way to beat it."
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"'l pop my favourite movie, "The Sound Of Music", in the VCR."
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"'Watching Julie Andrews lead those adorable little tykes through Salzburg,"
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"'nobody could be depressed. I mean nobody!'"
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"We're just about out of time. My, my, this day has flown by."
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"I wish all of you happy revellers out there a merry Christmas,"
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"and the others: go out and treat yourself to something special."
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"Personally, I'll get myself a meal at one of Seattle's fine eateries."
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"it'll have a liquor licence."
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"Just kidding. Don't drink and drive."
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"Merry Christmas. Welcome to "Lou's"."
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"Thank you."
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"That makes us so special."
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"Almost everybody's having the Christmas platter."
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"That's a turkey log with mashed potatoes then Yule log for dessert."
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"How much more appetising food becomes when you add the word "log"."
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"- You having a merry Christmas? - Now that you ask, no, I'm not."
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"Can't be with my son, had an argument over something stupid with my father."
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"- That's why I'm alone. - Oh."
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"Pretty good. Just yesterday, I was crossing the street,"
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"Merry Christmas!"
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"Hey, Tim, merry Christmas!"
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"I'm not sure this isn't last year's."
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"- Huh? - I'm done. Please take this seat."
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"Excuse me. Something embarrassing happened."
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"I seem to have lost my wallet."
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"- You can't pay? - Oh, no. I can pay."
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"I must have left it at the office. I can just go and get it."
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"- Mm-hm. - It's all right. This one's on me."
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"You don't understand, I..."
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"- It's OK, we've all been there. - But I really did misplace my wallet."
Frasier
"I know you did and Bill here misplaced his Wall Street portfolio."
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"- Here, Bill, help me out. - Oh, no, no."
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"Hey, everybody, let's help a poor man get a nice Christmas dinner. Come on."
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"Well, I...I must say I've never been so touched in my life."
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"to help out a fellow human being."
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"Look at it this way."
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"with their fancy houses, expensive foreign cars."
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"- Christmas belongs to guys like us. - Right."
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"I never will forget this Christmas. Thank you. Thank you all. Thanks."
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"Hey! Somebody lose a set of car keys?"
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"Hey, we're not buying you dessert."
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"(All) Merry Christmas."
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"♪ But I don't know what to do with those Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
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"♪ They're calling again ♪"
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"Good night, Seattle, we love you!"
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"She'll be delighted."
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"- Merry Christmas! - Oh, Roz, you shouldn't have."
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"It pinches a bit under the arms,"
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"Daphne."
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"Maris and Daphne are roughly the same size."
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"I had to take me undies off to zip it up."
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"(Phone rings)"
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"- Please don't be mad. - What for?"
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"Instead, I'm in this stinking hellhole on Christmas day,"
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"when each moment is as unique as a snowflake never to be recreated."
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"Merry Christmas, Seattle!"
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