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Clips from South Park - Die Hippie, Die (S09E09)

"The town is in serious danger!"
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"You see, the corporations take their profits and invest it in the war machine while keeping everyone blind."
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"Well, so my idea was this: Let's have like a weeklong music festival, draw everyone here,"
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"Whoa, what the hell?!"
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"I knew you were trying to have a hippie jam festival! All right, everyone pack up your crap, we're going to our basement!"
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"Cartman, what the hell are you doing?!"
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"Oh Jesus, not you guys?"
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"NO!"
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"Listen, you're my friends, but if you've been comprimised, I'll have no problem taking you out!"
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"What is your problem? Get lost, little Eichmann."
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"- Oh my God! - What the hell are you doing?!"
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"Everybody get in a single-file line!"
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"There you are!"
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"Officer Barbrady, you're just in time."
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"These college know-it-all hippies were setting up for a music festival, just as I predicted."
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"Eric Cartman, you are under arrest."
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"What?"
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"I was just over at your house and freed sixty-three people you had locked in your basement."
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"You let them out?! Jesus, we have to find them!"
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"- Oh no, you're coming downtown! - No! No, we have to stop them!"
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"You know how we-?! We gotta stop them! Hebbiaaay!"
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"Who was that?"
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"- What did I do?! - You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement."
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"They're not people, they're hippies!"
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"Is this problem under control?"
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"I handled it, Mayor. Gee whiz."
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"Mayor! Mayor, I confirmed the data! The hippies are going to have a massive jam band concert!"
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"I know. I signed the permit."
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"I signed a permit allowing them to have their concert here."
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"Their little "festival" should pump some money into our economy."
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"They're hippies! They don't HAVE any money! Does the city council know about this?!"
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"You just sold out our town!"
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"Thousands of people have descended on South Park for a hippie music jam festival."
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"The event is said to be the largest such gathering in the history of man."
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"All right, welcome to Hippie Jam Fest 2005!"
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"Sooo great to see sooo many people turn out to make an impact on on the world!"
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"For too long, the corporations have bled the world of its love and resources!"
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"It is time for us to get to work and make the world a better place!"
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"And we'reg onna start right now."
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"Oh man, I can't wait to see the look on those little Eichmanns' faces when they hear this crunchy groove."
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"- Sharon, have, have you seen Stan? - He went with his friends to that music festival."
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"Oh, Jesus, what has gotten into that kid?!"
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"Now, Randy, we were the same way once, too."
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"Don't forget that we were both considered hippies back in the '60s."
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"Yeah, but when we did it we actually stood for something."
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"I mean, remember Woodstock, Sharon? We actually did something there."
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"You ate too much acid, man!"
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"Stan... STAN!!"
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"This is South Park News!"
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"Fear and horror in South Park today as the music festival continues to grow."
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"They're arriving in droves and apparently no end is in sight."
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"Tom, the crowd just keeps getting bigger and the town is literally bursting at the seams."
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"We don't know where this music festival came from, but, it's very close to consuming us all."
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"Steven, what do we do?"
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"Stan?! Stan?! I need to get through, please!"
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"Randy! Randy, you've got to get out of here! If they just trample this park, we'll be trapped! It's too dangerous!"
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"My son is in there!"
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"- Heey, chill man. It's all good. - Have some water laced with acid."
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"What have I done?"
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"Yeah, South Park is now the hippie capital of the world!"
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"Hi Eric, uh, how's it goin'?"
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"Great, I love crapping in a toilet with no rim on it."
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"Eric, you were right. About the hippies."
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"Could you... get rid of them for us now?"
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"Let me guess: they've started a hippie jam band music festival."
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"We we need to take care of them, Eric! They're out of control!"
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"Forget it."
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"Please. Some of our kids are in there. We should've listened to you earlier."
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"Yeah. We apologise"
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"Please. Don't let them ruin our town."
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"It's too late! Even if I did agree to help, there's too many of them now!"
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"We know you can do it, Eric. You're smart. Wha- why you're the smartest kid in school, m'kay?"
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"We're just asking you to try. The whole town even got together and, and baked you a cake."
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"Unless of course it's the new Tonka radio-controlled play bulldozer."
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"- It's yours. - I want the batteries for it too."
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"And I get to drive it around in the school parking lot."
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"- Fine. - Anything else?"
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"Yes, Kyle doesn't get to have one! Ever!"
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"Well, we can promise not to buy one for Kyle, but we we can't make him watch you play th..."
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"Oh yes! Fine! We'll force Kyle to watch you."
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"All right, fine. But now listen up and listen good!"
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"I've never tried to get rid of this many hippies before,"
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"so I'm gonna need every resource this town has!"
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"And even if I don't succeed, and it's a million-to-one shot that I will,"
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"parking lot where Kyle has to watch me and get super-jealous because he doesn't have one!"
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"Are we clear?!"
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"Wow, this band is so crunchy. Dude, I need more weed."
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"So it seems like we have enough people now. When do we start taking down the corporations?"
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"Yeah man, the corporations. Right now they're raping the world for money!"
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"Yeah, so, where are they. Let's go get 'em."
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"Right now we're proving we don't need corporations. We don't need money."
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"Yeah, we'll have one guy who like, who like, makes bread. A-and one guy who like, l-looks out for other people's safety."
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"You mean like a baker and a cop?"
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"No no, can't you imagine a place where people live together and like,"
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"provide services for each other in exchange for their services?"
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"All right, everyone listen up! The hippie jam band festival is now 14 miles in diameter"
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"and 5 000 hippies thick."
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"My God..."
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"In less than three days, all of South Park will be completely consumed."
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"My only hope is to fight our way to the center of the crowd, and reach the heart, here."
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"Hippies can't stand death metal."
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"If everything works, they should disperse just before they consume us all."
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"Nice plan, kid, except there's one giant flaw."
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"That hippie crowd is massive! How the hell are we supposed to get through it and reach the stage?"
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"We drill."
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"I've designed a vehicle that can bore its way through even the densest hippie crowd."
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"Yuh... actually suggesting that somebody drives right into the heart of that mob?? It's a suicide mission!"
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"Not just somebody. I need a complete team to operate this vehicle."
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"Along with me I'm gonna need a scientest, an engineer, and of course,"
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"- I'm the... only scientist in town. - I'm your engineer."
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"Lessee, anyone would do, anyone who meets the qualifications, let's see..."
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"- I know. How about - Yeah, yeah! I get it! Fine!"
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"You got a better ides, Steven?! Damnit, my son is in there!"
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"There's no more time for ideas! We have to have this vehicle up and operational in less than three days!"
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"Look, it's a long shot! But it's also the only shot we-"
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"Tom, I'm standing in South Park, Colorado, where a desparate attempt to save the town is underway."
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"Some call it a suicide mission, but the heroic men and women of the hippie digger may be our only hope of survival."
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"Butters, if anything happens to Mommy, I, I want you to be a good boy."
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"Ah I will, Mom."
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"I... don't want you to worry about me, Clyde Frog."
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