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Clips from South Park - Die Hippie, Die (S09E09)

"Yeah, they've been poppin' up all over the neighborhood lately."
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"I don't like the sound of that. Could I take a look in your attic?"
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"Oh my."
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"Problem is, if you see one hippie, there's probably a whole lot more you're not seein'."
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"It turned into a drum circle four miles in diameter."
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"The college know-it-all hippies."
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"Who are the corporations?"
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"- Those dirty liars! - Sonofabitch!"
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"All right, in you go."
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"- What are you doing, man?! - Let us out!"
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"- You can't go in there! -Please, I have to talk to you all right now!"
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"Mayor, something very big is happening, and if you all don't give me a moment of your time,"
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"A what?"
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"I know hippies. I've hated them all my life."
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"- Right, so how do we get back at them? - Yeah, we're pissed off."
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"and then together, we can tear it all down."
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"What happened? Were you bit? Did you eat their brownies? DID YOU EAT THEIR BROWNIES?!"
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"I'll expect the same from you."
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"You... You what?"
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"They don't have to know. I can sign whatever permit I want!"
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"- Yeah! - You said it!"
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"...Oh my God. Our son is with those people."
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"Don't think that you can buy me with presents!"
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"And he has to watch me drive mine around the school parking lot and get super-jealous!"
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"I still get the Tonka radio-controlled bulldozer and get to play with it in the school"
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"This can become a commune where everyone just helps each other."
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"Yeah, it's called a town."
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"You kids just haven't been to college yet. But just you wait, this thing is about to get huge."
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"If we can reach the stage, we can upload this Slayer CD into their music system."
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"They pilots inside will be safe from the pot smoke and the crappy music outside."
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"a black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong."
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"- Honey, no! - I have to do it, Steven."
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"All right, then we just need a black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong."
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"I I can't believe we're actually listening to this. This is a crazy plan!"
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"got."
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"Please, save our boy, Randy."
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"Now, now, don't cry, ladies. Everything's gonna be fine."
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"Hey! You're the best stuffed animal I've ever had."
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"- Navigation systems? - Online"
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"We're coming up on the outer perimeter of the hippies. Hang on."
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"All right, people, let's save it! They still have a long way to go!"
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"What are we doing?"
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"That's it. We're going to Plan B. Nuke the crowd!"
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"Slayer - "Raining Blood""
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"This is killing my buzz. Let's bail on this whole angry scene."
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"It's, it's working!"
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"Hello, ma'am. I'm working to clean up the neighborhood from parasites."
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"Do you mind if I take a quick look around your house? I'm afraid you may have hippies."
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"Hippies?"
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"Ms. Nelson next door had seven hippies in her basement; they usually live in colonies."
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"Oh yeah, boy. Take a look at this, ma'am."
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"See that? Hippies."
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"These are what we call the uh giggling stoners. Pretty common form of hippie, usually found in the attics."
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"Uh, whe-where's the backyard."
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"Yep, that's what I thought. See that? You've got a drum circle in your backyard."
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"Oh, well they showed up a few days ago, but I didn't think they were hurting anything."
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"Yeah. You know, I had a guy in Jackson county. He had a little drum circle in his backyard."
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"You get a few hippies playing drums and next thing you know, you got yourself a colony."
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"Oh dear. Well, so, so what do I do?"
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"Well, your attic could be so we can fumigate with polymerethane. The drum circle we're gonna have to gas."
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"- Goddamnit! - Whoa, how did I get here? Man, I'm so high."
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"-Get out of here! - Not cool! What's up?!"
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"Ma'am, I need to clear out your giggling stoners and your drum-cricle hippies RIGHT NOW,"
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"- or soon they're gonna attract something much worse! - What's that?"
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"Wow, my friend Brittany was right. This is a really laid-back place."
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"Yeah, this will be a great place to spend spring break."
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"- Hey, let's ask them. - All right."
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"'Scuse me. Hello, we are selling magazine subscriptions for our community youth program."
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"Would you like to help young people like us by purchasing a subscription of your choice?"
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"You guys shouldn't be doing that. Don't you know what you're doing to the world?"
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"Wha- whataya mean?"
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"You're playing into the corporate game!"
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"See, the corporations are trying to turn you into little Eichmanns so that they can make money."
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"The corporations run the entire world. And now they fooled you into working for them."
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"Are you serious?? We never heard that."
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"We just spent our first semester at college. Our professors opened our eyes."
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"The government is using its corporate ties to make you sell magazines so they can get rich."
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"This is a really nice town you have here. That's why the corporations are trying to use you to take it down."
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"- Well... Well what do we do? - Just hang with us for a bit."
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"We'll fill you in on everything you haven't been told."
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"It is time to let us out! I'm sending your names! Open this door right now!"
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"Get back. Get back or you're all gonna get maced!"
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"- What's up, man?! You can't keep us down here like this! - What's wrong with you?!"
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"What's wrong is that there's more of you showing up every day and I need to find out why!"
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"What makes you think you could tell us where to live?!"
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"This is a free country, man!"
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"Brah, I'm not gonna argue with you, all right? Just go with it."
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"Just go with it? We've been down here for days!"
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"What's goin' on in this world o'mine? There's a whole lot of killin' in this world o'mine."
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"Somebody's gotta help this world o'mine..."
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"Sign, sign everywhere. Sign Done something to my mind"
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"Stan, sweetie, we're gonna go to the mall. Do you wanna come?"
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"Mom, the mall is a way for the corporate fatcats to imprison you into a life of servitude."
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"Okay, sweetie."
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"All right, people, we can move onto issue number 14B."
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"Mayor, we have got to do somethin' about all these potholes on our roads!"
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"We don't have it in the budget to fix them right now."
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"We'll wish we spent the money when we have a lawsuit on our hands."
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"Kid, we're have a city council meeting."
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"there may be no more South Park to council over!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm talking about the end of all life as we know it."
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"For the past several days I've been... noticing a steep rise in the number of hippies coming to town."
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"At first I thought maybe it was just a coincidence."
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"Three new drum circles have sprouted up here, here, and here."
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"They're all growing in diameter, at a rate of two hippies per hour."
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"What this means... is that the hippies are conglomerating."
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"They'er thriving, if you will. I think that they're setting up for a... hippie music festival."
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"Ti's, it's simple science. Look: When hippies start to nest in a new area, it draws other hippies in."
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"With the right weather conditions and topography, it can lead to a music festival."
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"One that last for days, even weeks. Reggae on the River, Woodstock, Burning Man,"
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"they will all pale in comparison to what we're looking at now."
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"In my professional opinion... I think we're looking at a full-blown hippie jam festival the size of which we've never seen."
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"Kid, what the hell are you talking about?"
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"I've kept this town free of hippies on my own since I was five and a half."
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"But I can't contain them on my own anymore. We have to do something, fast!"
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"Eric, we're, we're talkin' about potholes right now, m'kay."
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"It's not potholes you need to worry about. It's potheads."
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"Johnson, get him out of here."
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"What are you doing?! You have to listen to me! You can't sweep this problem under the rug!"
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