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Clips from Family Guy - American Gigg-olo (S15E15)

"Dang, Quagmire, you're lucky."
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"He take care of you."
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"Um, I'm making a lot of money."
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"I'm actually really happy."
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"I'm actually very hungry."
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"Nobody's gonna want you if you're fat!"
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"You want to eat?"
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"Get up to that bar and earn your keep."
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"W-What should I ask for, $500?"
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"You're not worth that much. You're trash!"
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"Ask for two."
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"You know I hit you and whore you out"
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"because I love you, right?"
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"Hi, there. You want to party?"
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"Hi, handsome."
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"You can't have my bread, but you can have"
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"something of mine that smells like bread."
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"(gasps)"
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"Okay, let's go."
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"Just so you know, it takes me a long time."
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"All right, Rupert, if we're going to teach Brian a lesson,"
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"we're going to need some muscle."
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"You, you and you, 20 bucks for the day."
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"Hop in the back."
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"Asiento trasero Trasero!"
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"Forget it, just get in."
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"can get out of the (bleep) car."
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"♪ You raise me up... ♪"
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"Okay, if you had a friend who worked at Mega Hardware,"
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"how would you get him fired?"
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"You ask him for papers?"
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"Okay, good."
Family Guy
"Uh, that, unfortunately, won't work in this instance."
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"But I like your effort, Luis."
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"Uh, any other ideas?"
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"You'll still be paid."
Family Guy
"Okay, is there any idea out there besides killing a guy"
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"or getting someone deported?"
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"We do good job, we live with you?"
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"Well, you just offered to kill a guy,"
Family Guy
"Now, let's go. I paid good money for you, I need answers!"
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"I want your best, and I won't stand for"
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"even one more stupid idea!"
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"When he open it, it explode!"
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"This is why I pushed you."
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"Huh. I guess that Brian Griffin is a good egg after all."
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"because they sell their bodies to all types of men."
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"HOOKER 2: I turned my first trick"
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"when I had my first one-night stand."
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"QUAGMIRE: Being a prostitute is no fun."
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"I hear on SNL the women are funnier than the guys now,"
Family Guy
"NARRATOR: We meet Quagmire,"
Family Guy
"a small-town boy with big-city dreams"
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"who has fallen deep into the game of prostitution"
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"at the Point."
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"You know, some people ask me,"
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""Would you want your son to be a hooker?""
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"My answer is always, "Hey, lady, are we talking,"
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"or am I beefing ya?""
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"I kind of want to see Guardians of the Galaxy,"
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"but I also kind of feel like there might be scary parts."
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"Hey, honey, you shopping for groceries?"
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"You know what that means?"
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""Do you want to pay me for sex?""
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"so I can't get arrested."
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"Stewie, did you hire three Mexican guys"
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"What?!"
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"One's Guatemalan."
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"Damn it, Stewie, you got me fired!"
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"Oh, who are you kidding? You got yourself fired."
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"Parading around there,"
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"You know what?"
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"You're going down there with me right now"
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"to tell them what you did."
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"Get your hands off me!"
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"I'll go floppy dead weight on you!"
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"(groans)"
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"Ah, crap! My stomach!"
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"I think my hernia ruptured!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Damn it, it's bad. It's bad!"
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"I'll get Lois. She can take you to the hospital."
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"No, she can't."
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"What are we gonna do?!"
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"I'll get the gun!"
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"Just look it up on your phone or something!"
Family Guy
"Ugh, hold on. I've got to update iOS."
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"Stewie!"
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"Okay, okay, got it."
Family Guy
"It says I have to make an incision,"
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"and then suture the abdominal lining."
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"How am I supposed to do that?!"
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"Use the self-sharpening linoleum blade."
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"(screams)"
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"And then hold the incision open with a vise grip,"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Now it's saying I have to suture it."
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"It's from aisle eight, above the chains and cables."
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"I've got to say, Brian, it seems like you really did"
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"learn something on that job."
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"But please stitch me up."
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"Just be careful and take your time."
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"This is the delicate part, because..."
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"That guy who killed Joan Rivers must be terrible at this."
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"Quagmire?"
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"Uh, oh... uh, uh..."
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"I have a hobby that takes me this way."
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"Hey, I'm freezing. You got a blanket in there or something?"
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"I lied about the hobby."
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"I was sinning."
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"I'm going to drive away backwards now."
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"Hey, baby, you want to party?"
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"I like that it's getting dark earlier."
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"What are you guys gonna be for Halloween?"
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"Big Pete, help!"
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"She wants to do German things!"
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"German things!"
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"What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days!"
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"It's not gonna work!"
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"Ah! She's got us both!"
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