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Clips from Family Guy - American Gigg-olo (S15E15)

"You and Gates, huh?"
Family Guy
"(phone buzzes)"
Family Guy
"Uh, geez, I got to go home and change into my Tarzan costume."
Family Guy
"Uh, uh... for... for... for the Web."
Family Guy
"Huh. I got to get a computer."
Family Guy
"More than you need, less than I want."
Family Guy
"E-Excuse me. Do you have a small grocery cart"
Family Guy
"I could put this boat-sized hunk of lumber in?"
Family Guy
"Probably out in the parking lot."
Family Guy
"Can you tell me where I can find extension cords?"
Family Guy
"Aisle 25. I was just there."
Family Guy
"26. There is no 26."
Family Guy
"So Goby gets up on the lift..."
Family Guy
"Don't mind me."
Family Guy
"I like mine black."
Family Guy
"Black as sin, know what I'm saying?"
Family Guy
"(chuckles) Haven't introduced myself."
Family Guy
"Guys in my crew call me "The Ratchet.""
Family Guy
"Brian, it's not your break."
Family Guy
"Get out there and help the customers."
Family Guy
"Brian? (chuckles) Who are you, my father?"
Family Guy
"Ha! This guy."
Family Guy
"PETER: Hello."
Family Guy
"Hey, Quagmire, what's going on?"
Family Guy
"Oh, you need a ride?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, sure. I can come get you."
Family Guy
"I'm not doing anything."
Family Guy
"Meg, that was the last guy,"
Family Guy
"Thanks for the ride."
Family Guy
"One of my tricks drove me here from the Clam,"
Family Guy
"and I didn't have any money for a cab."
Family Guy
"Why not? Didn't she just pay you for sex?"
Family Guy
"No. After it was over, she said she wasn't gonna pay."
Family Guy
"Well, that ain't fair."
Family Guy
"You can't let these women take advantage of you like that."
Family Guy
"She's in unit 17."
Family Guy
"can you grab my belt?"
Family Guy
"It's reversible, so I'd hate to lose it."
Family Guy
"PETER: Hey, you didn't pay my friend!"
Family Guy
"So I'm gonna play with your doorbell until you pay up."
Family Guy
"(doorbell ringing rapidly)"
Family Guy
"WOMAN: Stop it!"
Family Guy
"PETER: I can do this all day. I love buttons."
Family Guy
"WOMAN: Fine, here's your money!"
Family Guy
"Hey, you know what?"
Family Guy
"Here's a little something for your trouble."
Family Guy
"You're giving me a cut?"
Family Guy
"Wow, thanks!"
Family Guy
"No problem. It's just too bad you're not here every time."
Family Guy
"Well, I could be."
Family Guy
"I mean, my days are pretty open,"
Family Guy
"and I don't sleep a lot at night 'cause of health stuff."
Family Guy
"Huh. That'd be kind of nice, actually."
Family Guy
"Hey, maybe you could drive me around and help me out,"
Family Guy
"and I could even pay you a little something for your time."
Family Guy
"Sure, that sounds great. And you know what?"
Family Guy
"It'll be nice having a little extra cash"
Family Guy
"to bet on college football."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I'd like to bet a hundred bucks."
Family Guy
"You want to pick a team?"
Family Guy
"No, just take it."
Family Guy
"Maybe from the store, but it's not like things"
Family Guy
"take a day off from needing repairs, am I right? (chuckles)"
Family Guy
"Oh, looks like this cabinet door is a good place to start."
Family Guy
"Yup, she's off-kilter."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna have to plane her down."
Family Guy
"Lois, what year was this house built?"
Family Guy
"Uh, I don't know. Maybe 1945?"
Family Guy
"Good, it's grandfathered in. Thought I'd need a variance."
Family Guy
"Don't want to get a code vi."
Family Guy
"(chuckles) "Vi" is violation."
Family Guy
""Code" is just code."
Family Guy
"I don't know, Brian, it looks straight to me."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"It's straight."
Family Guy
"I-I don't know what that means."
Family Guy
""It's-it's straight"?"
Family Guy
"Oh, you mean plumb."
Family Guy
"Y-You're saying the door is plumb."
Family Guy
"Wow, Brian, you do know all the lingo."
Family Guy
"Ah, come on, that's just stuff you pick up on the site."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go use a miter to jerry-rig a shim jamb"
Family Guy
"strap hinge quarter-round soffit"
Family Guy
"two-by-six dowel cherry-picker flim-flam."
Family Guy
"You know, Rupert, Brian's douche-iness"
Family Guy
"So I guess I'll just do nothing and that's that."
Family Guy
"Can't do it. Let's get him fired."
Family Guy
"("Workin' for a Livin'" by Huey Lewis and the News playing)"
Family Guy
"♪ Workin' for a livin', workin' ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Workin' for a livin', livin' and a-workin' ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ 'Cause I'm workin' for a livin' ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Workin' for a livin', livin' and a-workin' ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Whoo! ♪"
Family Guy
"Boy, I have a whole new respect for Hayden Panettiere."
Family Guy
"(phone rings) Giggity."
Family Guy
"PETER: I'm pulling up. You ready?"
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, Peter, listen, I can't work tonight."
Family Guy
"I'm spent."
Family Guy
"That last trick was like"
Family Guy
"trying to use an empty bottle of hand soap."
Family Guy
"But you got to work. I set up five appointments."
Family Guy
"That's a lot of money. Sorry, I can't do it."
Family Guy
"You're just gonna have to cancel them."
Family Guy
"What the hell did you say to me?!"
Family Guy
"Peter, what are you doing?!"
Family Guy
"You're going out if I tell you you're going out, bitch!"
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"What... what's in your pimp cup?"
Family Guy
"Uh, it's actually a wheatgrass, ginger mixture."
Family Guy
"I didn't know we'd be doing this pimp thing,"
Family Guy
"but I made a promise to my body."
Family Guy
"(sighs): Ah."
Family Guy
"Not great."
Family Guy
"Peter, what you doing all dressed up for church?"
Family Guy
"This ain't Easter."
Family Guy
"No, Cleveland, these are my work clothes."
Family Guy
"You hosting Family Feud?"
Family Guy
"No, I'm a pimp."
Family Guy
"Um, Big Pete, if we're gonna be sitting,"
Family Guy
"Bitch, I don't care."
Family Guy
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