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Clips from Family Guy - American Gigg-olo (S15E15)

"You could do COBRA for $7,300 a month, though."
Family Guy
"I need that health insurance. You know I have a hernia."
Family Guy
"Well, if you need insurance that bad,"
Family Guy
"and get a job of your own."
Family Guy
"This sucks."
Family Guy
"How did you get a hernia?"
Family Guy
"Actually, I got it performing"
Family Guy
"an incredible act of heroism."
Family Guy
"Somebody help me! I'm sinking!"
Family Guy
"(grunting)"
Family Guy
"Okay, let me just unstrap my baby."
Family Guy
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Slipping, slipping. Sorry."
Family Guy
"What do we want?"
Family Guy
"PILOTS: Fair wages!"
Family Guy
"due to weather in Philly!"
Family Guy
"(sighs) This is a mess."
Family Guy
"It's working about as well as that animal sobriety checkpoint."
Family Guy
"Is that a baggie of catnip on your seat?"
Family Guy
"I have a card for that."
Family Guy
"What else you got in here?"
Family Guy
"Open container of cat food."
Family Guy
"Is that a dead mouse?"
Family Guy
"(cat screeching, hissing)"
Family Guy
"Get him off me!"
Family Guy
"Somebody get him off me!"
Family Guy
"(grunts)"
Family Guy
"Think again."
Family Guy
"Vote yes on increased animal sobriety checkpoints."
Family Guy
"Paid for by dogs."
Family Guy
"(dance music playing inside)"
Family Guy
"Can I fit this in?"
Family Guy
"Okay, cool. I got time."
Family Guy
"Wow, here comes the bride, huh?"
Family Guy
"More than once, if I have anything to do with it."
Family Guy
"See? This is a real uniform."
Family Guy
"(laughs)"
Family Guy
"You're talented, Denise."
Family Guy
"You should really go for it."
Family Guy
"Wow."
Family Guy
"What... a... day."
Family Guy
"Please don't comment."
Family Guy
"Oh, look at you."
Family Guy
"Did you get a job? Bitch."
Family Guy
"Did I get a job?"
Family Guy
"Um, this ain't a life vest, sista."
Family Guy
"It's a work vest from a little place called Mega Hardware."
Family Guy
"'Cause that's basically what I am now."
Family Guy
"Just an everyday, working-class Joe."
Family Guy
"Well, good for you."
Family Guy
"No. No, Brian."
Family Guy
"This doesn't feel right today."
Family Guy
"Yes."
Family Guy
"There's a rat trap in that cabinet."
Family Guy
"With a foot in it."
Family Guy
"And somewhere in this house, there's a footless rat."
Family Guy
"in front of the old boob tube."
Family Guy
"♪ Tommy used to work on the docks ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Union's been on strike ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ He's down on his luck ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ It's tough, so tough. ♪"
Family Guy
"Hey. No."
Family Guy
"I wasn't sure. I'm sure."
Family Guy
"Got to do some more picketing."
Family Guy
"Seriously? It's, like, 9:00 at night."
Family Guy
"Cleveland's stealing shot glasses!"
Family Guy
"I don't like drinking NyQuil out of them little cups."
Family Guy
"The airport's that way."
Family Guy
"You don't have to duck down."
Family Guy
"I'm not. You took a pretty hard right turn back there."
Family Guy
"(dance music playing inside)"
Family Guy
"What's he doing?"
Family Guy
"This is one of them places"
Family Guy
"where women go to see male strippers."
Family Guy
"Some bisexual men go as well."
Family Guy
"I don't see him."
Family Guy
"Ladies, this is your pilot speaking."
Family Guy
"I am in the full, upright and locked position."
Family Guy
"(women cheering)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! What are you guys doing here?!"
Family Guy
"PETER: Crap. Our disguises didn't work."
Family Guy
"I've been out of work for three weeks."
Family Guy
"God, I'm so embarrassed."
Family Guy
"Why? Stripping is a very respectable profession."
Family Guy
"If it weren't respectable,"
Family Guy
"why would real estate agents go to strip clubs for lunch?"
Family Guy
"He's right. This is tremendous."
Family Guy
"Are you banging all these chicks?"
Family Guy
"Hey, hey! That is offensive."
Family Guy
"I am a dancer, not a gigolo!"
Family Guy
"Captain Cockpit, my friend is about to get married,"
Family Guy
"and we were wondering if you'd have sex with her for $500."
Family Guy
"I'm a gigolo."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, it's that guy."
Family Guy
"Are you gonna say, "Who else but Quagmire?""
Family Guy
"(clears throat) N... uh, no, I, uh, uh,"
Family Guy
"w-wanted to know if Quagmire"
Family Guy
"Are... are you gay?"
Family Guy
"Uh, of course not. No."
Family Guy
"Uh, but I'm unable to properly"
Family Guy
"have sex with my wife, so I figured, you know."
Family Guy
"Eh, who else but Quagmire?"
Family Guy
"Hey, awesome cameo."
Family Guy
"Hey, sorry I'm late, guys."
Family Guy
"Had to stop at the dry cleaner."
Family Guy
"The dry cleaner?"
Family Guy
"You know, I got to tell you,"
Family Guy
"I was sweating that pilot strike,"
Family Guy
"but now that I'm a gigolo, I'm making money by the fistful."
Family Guy
"That is a giggity."
Family Guy
"Hey, Quagmire, I couldn't help but notice"
Family Guy
"you got some dry cleaning hanging up"
Family Guy
"in the backseat of your car."
Family Guy
"Did you win the lottery? No."
Family Guy
"Well, I hope you're not actually doing that gigolo thing."
Family Guy
"You know, prostitution is illegal."
Family Guy
"Uh, uh, no, no, no. It's, uh, it's something else."
Family Guy
"Uh, uh, Quagmire's, uh,"
Family Guy
"Wow. Good for you, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"(laughs)"
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