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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Goes to College! (S03E03)

"I wanted to go to school in California."
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"Sure, the cowabunga lifestyle."
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"But no, 'cause all Voorheeses go to Columbia,"
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"ever since we got kicked out of Holland for killing Vermeer."
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"I hate my family, and I hate that stupid crest."
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"Look, either explain to me how this is part"
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"or you two are in a lot of trouble."
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"You think I'm some kind of idiot?"
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"And then we're gonna go see Dean Koontz,"
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"who is the dean."
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"Did they get Raptured?"
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"Attaboy, New Testament God."
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"I didn't know you had it in you."
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"after voting unanimously to support Big Naturals."
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"That's it."
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"I give up."
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"No, that's not an option."
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"I don't agree with you on everything,"
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"from best to worst,"
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"but I admire your passion."
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"So I insisted that you be the community liaison"
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"for this project."
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"Nothing gets done without your okay."
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"Huge mistake, pal."
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"I'm not letting you just throw your life away."
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"I'm gonna talk our way out of this."
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"Oh, no, he looks so smart."
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"He's got glasses in his pockets. We're fudged!"
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"When your resident advisor told me what had happened,"
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"I was at pains to understand what you were thinking, Xanthippe."
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"You've been given every advantage in the world."
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"In fact, you're the second-most privileged student in your class"
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"after Sophie Tylenol."
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"But then we realized exactly how brave and beautiful"
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"your act of destruction truly was."
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"Attacking the symbol of your own privilege!"
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"Like Siddhartha Gautama renouncing his father's kingdom"
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"in order to become the Buddha."
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"I also have an albino after me, but that's a whole other deal."
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"Hey, Xan, you chose to attack the family crest with alcohol,"
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"knowing that the Voorhees family used liquor"
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"to lure Irish children into their factories."
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"from horses' faces."
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"So thank you, Xanthippe."
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"The university should've removed that offensive crest ages ago."
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"Did you interrupt me? I wasn't done, Koontz."
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"- I-I... - Is your mouth okay, nerd?"
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"I didn't mean to. I'm sorry, Coach Tannen."
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"Coach, this is her!"
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"She's the badass that pulled a sub-seven on the erg."
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"Young lady, how would you like to row for Columbia"
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"Was I talking to you, glasses?"
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"- Get in the corner. - Ah."
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"What just happened?"
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"Well, I guess we'll be"
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"Ugh."
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"♪ I love dogs and California ♪"
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"♪ Hikes and California ♪"
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"♪ But the boobs in California... ♪"
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"♪ Lovin' California Livin' left coast time ♪"
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"♪ The babes out here are so fine ♪"
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"♪ I love boobs and California Sand and California ♪"
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"♪ Boobs and California And my 'Stang and California ♪"
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"♪ But the boobs in California ♪"
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"♪ Daisy Dukes so high Them pockets are a-peekin' ♪"
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"♪ I love boobs and California ♪"
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"♪ Workin' out and California ♪"
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"- I make my own green. - That's not gonna work."
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"Moving things? Standing in line?"
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"I know it sounds paranoid,"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"And I'm here today because I want to open the newest"
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"And it's not bad if you don't mind the occasional wig hair."
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"- You're a traitor! - Okay."
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"Ha!"
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"Sorry I missed every holiday for the last ten years,"
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"You're the talent."
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"So, um, these are all original songs."
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"♪ Israel! ♪"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"True, true."
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"Not anymore."
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"And I'm 100% sex-positive."
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"Not to embarrass you, but your jeans are torn."
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"Who's your friend?"
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"Wow."
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"Oh, hey, um, there's, like, a movie in the lounge later."
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"Well..."
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"Benghazi!"
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"Benghazi!"
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"A lot of people get upset when I lay my truth on them,"
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"because the government is controlling their brains"
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"♪ Makes children gay ♪"
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"Ah, so you see,"
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"it's not gonna happen."
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"I regularly judge a student film competition."
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"The gluten-free Hawaiian is mine, by the way."
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"♪ Uh, these are some things I don't see in the room ♪"
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"So maybe we're not so different."
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"If you use your imagination,"
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"♪ A cat with eight butts ♪"
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"♪ A sequined lobster glove ♪"
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"Every time I go through a metal detector, it's a whole thing."
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"but you can tell that he knows her as a husband."
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"Filthy! Filthy!"
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"Go to the deli and get me some tea."
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"Hey! Don't tell me what to do!"
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"So just go anywhere out here."
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"Now I want to do a rant about speakerphones."
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"I've been asked to sing lead vocals"
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"I mean, right now, I'm standing"
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"a word of advice:"
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"♪ Shirts off, shades on Smash Mouth on the stereo ♪"
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"♪ Rockin' with the top down is hella rad Now here we go ♪"
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"♪ They're the greatest boobs ♪"
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"♪ I love boobs and California ♪"
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"♪ Are the greatest boobs around ♪"
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"Forget it."
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