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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Goes to College! (S03E03)

"Oh, hey, Tony, what's up?"
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"Oh, hi, guys. I left my tools at the..."
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"No. You know what?"
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"I'm not Tony Ravioli."
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"My name is Kimmy Schmidt."
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"And sure, she's rich..."
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"so rich, she once used a helicopter"
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"Oh, my God, Kimmy!"
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"Look, I never went to college,"
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"but aren't we all privileged in one way or another?"
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"Xan's rich. You guys are tall."
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"you'd see that Xan really is all that"
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"and... Oh, no, the chips are gone."
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"Well, this is what we're doing tonight,"
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"she's more than welcome to."
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"What's wrong, sweetie?"
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"I mean, watch me."
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"This is fun!"
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"That's what crew is!"
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"She's, like, crazy fast."
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"I like this!"
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"Go, Tony! Go, Tony!"
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"I mean, Kimmy! Go, Kimmy!"
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"Go, Kimmy! Go, Kimmy!"
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"♪ A cat with eight heads ♪"
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"♪ A toaster that understands love ♪"
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"♪ These are some things I never seen in a room... ♪"
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"Ugh! Run, Lillian!"
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"And believe me, it's not fun."
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"I got to get patted down by the guy,"
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"and I say, "Buy me, uh, dinner first.""
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"One time, he did. Very awkward."
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"Well, listen, I need a little pick-me-up."
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"The bucket is here if you need it."
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"Oh, no, thanks. I went earlier."
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"How are you so good at this?"
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"Boy, Gretchen, cranking sure is easier"
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"Monica and Ross are brother and sister,"
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"Aww, a monkey."
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"Ooh!"
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"Oh. Aloha, Lillian."
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"The stronger, the better."
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"Well, then I have a task for you."
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"Using a toilet is how corporations collect our DNA."
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"Thank you, Gordy."
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"That makes sense."
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"And that's when I knew that Jodie Foster was gay,"
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"because that would've really impressed me."
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"That started as a story about streaking The Robin Byrd Show."
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"What's the point?"
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"Ah, you're in for it now, Goodman."
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"we'll be here all night."
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"You know what I love, Titus? Zoos!"
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"Don't get me started."
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"I'd watch The Robin Byrd Show and..."
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"I don't have time for this."
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"Just so you know, you're on speakerphone."
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"Artie Goodman here."
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"Sir, you should be able to tell that I have not."
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"would not give me the answer that I want."
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"in exchange for money."
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"What... what's the problem?"
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"The problem is, this song is deeply offensive."
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"But I'm getting paid $100 an hour,"
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"and you know how badly I want a star named after me."
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"Titus,"
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"if you want something,"
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"next to a bucket of my own urine."
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"She is. It's disgusting."
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"Oh, if you sell it,"
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""Young Girl" is a love song to jailbait."
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""Baby It's Cold Outside" is a Christmas song"
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"advocating false imprisonment."
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""The Piña Colada Song" is about a couple having an affair."
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"Yeah, and who sings about piña coladas that much?"
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"It's stupid."
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"Also, as someone who's made love on a beach,"
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"check the tide schedule ahead of time."
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"I knew you guys would give me the answer I wanted."
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"Your task rabbit has arrived."
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"Oh, thank angry Old Testament God,"
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"the one who's always threatening to kill children"
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"to prove a point!"
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"Buckle up, motherf..."
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"Why do I feel so..."
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"Kimmy, what kind of tea was that?"
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"The strongest they had."
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"and nothing's stronger than a bear!"
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"What was the bear wearing?"
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"- What was it wearing, Kimmy? - People clothes."
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"For those times when you're sleepy and don't want to be,"
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"But it says "caffeine free.""
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"'Cause you don't pay extra for the caffeine!"
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"Ugh!"
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"Strong tea."
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"Artie Goodman, by the way."
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"Shall we vote?"
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"Sell it,"
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"and nobody will care what it's about."
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"Forgive me, friendly New Testament God"
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"after you settled down and had a family."
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"♪ I don't need to warn ya ♪"
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"♪ Are the greatest boobs around ♪"
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"♪ Ska and California And my bro in California ♪"
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"♪ But the boobs in California ♪"
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"♪ Are the greatest boobs around ♪"
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"Xan!"
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""Kimmy looks like a traffic cone on a snowman,"
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"but there's less of a reason for her to exist."
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"She was hired to put together a rowing machine."
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"Instead she took apart my will to live.""
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"Then a soft-serve chocolate ice cream emoji,"
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"so thank you for that."
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"No, that's not..."
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"I know it's hard, but you're so lucky, Xan."
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"Stop trying to cheer me up by saying you'll die."
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"but I know if you don't give up and you think positive,"
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"things will work out."
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"- I want to fight you. - No, you don't."
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"I would destroy you."
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