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Clips from Family Guy - Movin' Out (Brian's Song) (S06E06)

"It seems today that all you see"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"All the things that make us"
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"He's a family guy"
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"This Tuesday on Lifetime,"
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"You know, Doctor, you said you were going to cure my cancer,"
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"- Really? Where did you read that? - In People magazine."
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"Stitch is going to do a skating duet with Sebastian, the crab."
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"So, Disney, ABC, ESPN, Touchstone... These would all be things to avoid."
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"Oh, God, yes!"
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"Ready."
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"Meg, lend me 25 cents so I can ride the toy airplane outside"
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"and make the immigrant kids jealous."
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"- What is this? - It's a pamphlet on why I'm bombing you."
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"Are you, like, a bitch or something?"
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""Oh, I'm incapable of loving another person."
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"Oh, my God! Now, I've got to clean all this up."
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"- Hey, you want a job? - What? Me? Here? Yeah, sure."
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"Great. You start tomorrow."
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"I thought you had a paper route."
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"Well, I'm taking a sabbatical to focus on my pottery."
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"- Oh. How's that working out? - Not good, Meg, not good."
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"Well, maybe I could talk to Carl and get you a job here."
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"- I'm more off-putting. - No, I'm more off-putting."
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"That is the worst title I've ever heard."
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"No, it's the story of a boy who has to rescue his father,"
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"They made three sequels!"
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"That means "thank you" in my new language I'm inventing."
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"Yeah! And he was so on that day, so it kind of works on two levels."
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"That is just what I was going to... His day off..."
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"and she is smart as the day is wide."
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"then you're not being fair to her."
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"well, then I got to say, I have lost a lot of respect for you, Brian."
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"You don't really think I'm like that, do you?"
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"I will ask her to move in with me, and you'll see, I've got what it takes."
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"Wow, three times in a row. You're amazing, Glenn."
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"Oh, no, who will pay for my saxophone lessons?"
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"Stewie. Hey. What's up?"
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"and then it's off to the haberdasher."
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"These turn of the century business jokes doing anything for you?"
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"- Not really. - Did you use the jokes?"
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"- Piss off, you perverted old freak! - Oh, we got a fighter."
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"Yeah, yeah, I filled out most of the paperwork, too."
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"- You are the coolest guy I have ever met. - Yeah?"
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"Oh, Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar make out. It's pretty hot."
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"47 minutes, 16 seconds in."
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"You know what's another great movie?"
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"Career Opportunities with Jennifer Connelly."
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"I mean, that's one of those movies that..."
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"who never take them off are hot, you know?"
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"A hundred points."
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"Meg, clean up aisle two."
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"You can't tell me what to do."
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"Carl, you promised me that assistant manager position."
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"- Carl, this isn't fair! - All right, then, you're fired."
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"What? But... No, you can't..."
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"Hey, by the way, you know who else is hot in kind of a screwed up way?"
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""cause she could be your brother" kind of thing."
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"You know, she was in Leaving Las Vegas in addition to Adventures in Babysitting."
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"and never quite popped, if you know the meaning."
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"And still so hot. Like..."
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"I mean, Nick Cage is poisoning himself with alcohol."
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"and the whole thing changes."
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"Wow, have you seen Cocktail?"
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"- Yeah, yeah. - She was in that."
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"- She was in that. - Yeah."
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"Is that true?"
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"Oh, my God! I've never felt so stupid!"
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"- Really? - Really?"
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"- Damn it. - I'm sorry, Brian."
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"The next person you see. The very next person you see."
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"And then he got Parkinson's. Yikes."
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"Franklin, for the fifth time, I'm sorry you overpaid for your house,"
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"What kind of underwear? I don't know."
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"I guess maybe we'd get pizza. And we could watch House."
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"and again, the ball sails past LaGrange into right field."
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"- And he hasn't had a hit in ever. - In ever, Jerry. In ever."
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"Hey! You made it."
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"- Looks like there's a lot of gay guys here. - Yeah, everybody's having a good time."
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"Brian, I want to introduce you to Joanna."
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"- What food can't make up its mind? - This is gonna be good."
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"This one. Didn't I warn you, right? Right?"
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"That is hilarious, but, Carl, I want you to hire my sister back."
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"No, Chris, she's a pain in the ass. I don't want her back in here."
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"Well, that's a shame, because I watched Event Horizon last night."
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"It was awesome!"
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"- Wasn't it awesome? - It was totally awesome!"
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"Look, Stewie, get these stupid '80s movie robots out of here, and leave me alone."
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"You let Jillian walk out the door. Stop getting pushed around."
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"It is time for me to take charge of my own life."
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"- Hi. - Hi, Brian."
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"Jillian, do you get the Oxygen Network? If I miss my Moesha, I get a bit crabby."
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"Actually, Chris, I don't. I really appreciate what you did for me,"
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"The important thing is that you stood up for me,"
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"and I won't forget it."
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"Oh, Brian, I know you miss Jillian, but it is good to have you back."
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"Oh, yeah, pile it on, pile it on."
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"but all you did was rape me."
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"I'm starting to think I don't have cancer at all."
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"Well, you're right, about the rape part, but I'm sorry, you still do have cancer."
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"Brian, did you know that Daryl Hannah has one wooden finger?"
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"Jillian, can you run and get me a beer from the kitchen?"
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"Oh, yeah, sure, no problem."
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"Hey, Jillian, you and Brian got big plans tonight?"
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"Yeah. Brian's taking me to Disney On Ice."
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"I want to go."
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"Well, Peter, if you want, you can have my ticket."
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"What? But, Brian, I thought you wanted to go."
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"It's not really my cup of tea."
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"Plus, Walt Disney was an outspoken anti-Semite."
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"I'll be right back. I'm going to go put on my Donald Duck costume."
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"Look at me. I'm having a magical aerial adventure"
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"because my family has disposable income. Here you go."
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"- Hey, Meg. - Hi, Carl."
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"Hey, how come you're always here by yourself?"
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