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Clips from Scrubs - My Unicorn (S04E04)

"You're doctors. Doctors!"
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"- Baby. - Go get her, Turk."
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"Time to go see my favourite patient: Mr Gregory Marks."
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"that likes to chronicle his feelings."
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"I can't wait to chronicle this one. Oh, God."
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"Awesome."
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"Well, let me check your chart and see... See if we're a match."
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"Please don't be a match!"
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"Blood type O. Not a match. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!"
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"Well, isn't that just the pickle"
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"Oh, right. Cos you're diabetic. You know what, Turk?"
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"Wow."
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"I can't get X-rays or tests back on time."
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"If the seat gets too hot, my thighs get all pink and sweaty."
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"- Very classy. - Don't judge me, stick."
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"Well, Carla and I would never behave that way."
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"That's just ridiculous. You can't just get cake by going like this:"
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"- Hello, Heather. - You'll never guess"
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"- Right. - Know Mr Marks? Said he doesn't"
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"And just exactly how does that usually work out for you?"
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"- He made me watch Everwood. - Yeah, yeah. Look,"
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"you won't get too involved with your patient, OK?"
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"was an air-traffic controller at a small private airport."
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"I'll tell you something about Wings: They really got it right."
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"Excuse me. Are you Murray Marks?"
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"Tower, this is Flight 117. We've lost an engine."
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"Yeah, you're right. I'm not busy."
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"- Take it! Take it! - OK."
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"Hello?"
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"Hello?"
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"Nah. That was just Mickey fooling around."
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"Hey."
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"He smells like fuel."
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"Murray?"
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"I was wondering if you could put a rush on Mr Lowenstein's urinalysis,"
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"That's how I hooked up with Perry. Needed a pen."
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"You won't have to compromise yourself. It's about subtlety."
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"If you analyse this urine sample now,"
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"Oh, come on. No, it isn't."
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"I'm 68."
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"He actually sang at my senior prom. My date threw her panties on the stage."
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"First and last time I saw them, by the way."
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"Hey, good-lookin'"
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"- See what I mean? - I love this song."
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"OK, I tried to get some X-rays back from a lab tech"
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"Hi. I'm Murray."
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"That's a good stain."
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"A very good stain."
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"You got cake. They guy said they didn't have any."
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"Sweets for the sweet."
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"Thank you... Glen."
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"and sings like a young Joan Baez."
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"Blood and flesh, Murray."
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"- I'll do it. - Jackpot."
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"No, I told him I lost my voice, and I had to whisper in his ear..."
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"Like this."
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"I got 12 bucks."
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"- You OK? - Yeah. Why?"
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"Oh, I'll just be a sec."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. That was the last one. How sad."
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"I hope the young lady I'm interviewing is different."
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"The better news is that the tests revealed a little secret"
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"you're gonna wanna share with your new pal."
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"marry this one, and raise a family of tiny little moments."
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"Damn!"
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"Go tell that little bastard this second"
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"Actually, sir, it's a horse with a sword on his head."
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"Murray's got a good heart. He'll do the right thing."
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"I'm outta here."
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"Not you, old Murray!"
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"OK. Here's the plan."
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"I will."
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"He says he clears his head by flying, but I went to his airport."
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"He doesn't have a plane there. What should I do?"
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"Who gave you this number?"
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"Yeah, but it's very important we focus on the whole"
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"my heart is in the right place instead of berating me?"
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"You've been great as usual."
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"Damn it, Murray!"
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"There you are. Hey, buddy!"
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"I'm a doctor, I'm a doctor! Everything panned out for me!"
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"Oh, my God! Is that back in town?"
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"You would?"
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"On behalf of the festival, I'd like to thank our volunteers, our taster Elliot."
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"Calm down. You left your engines in the storage shed."
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"Oh, there they are. Thanks, Murray!"
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"Oh, so maybe I wasn't the perfect dad."
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"But I still don't see why he resents me this much."
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"Boy, tell me about it."
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"Why do you keep talking about your boss like he's your father?"
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"A boy needs a father who loves him."
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"My interviewer called my cell phone. He's been waiting to talk."
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"Elliot, wait!"
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"and now he thinks you're this despicable floozy-ho excuse for a doctor."
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"Wait! Sir, just hear me out!"
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"Oh, my God! He's actually giving him an orange soda."
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"How'd you do that?"
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"I'm the future Mr Blonde Doctor,"
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"bake bread or gab across the fence with neighbour Marge."
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"Nice lady, Polish, I think. I'm not prejudiced."
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"We talked about your future."
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"I wish there was someone to help me get through the door."
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"Yeah, I know you do."
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"A child arrived just the other day"
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"Dad."
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"Maybe I got too involved with Murray"
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"If Murray could look past his dad's imperfections"
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"maybe I owed Dr Cox a thank you for the same thing."
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"Oh, I'm slow, baby."
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"- Practising our slow motion run. - Makes everything seem more dramatic."
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"Oh, he's slow."
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"He may need a new kidney, but he sure as hell doesn't need a new heart."
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"Hey, I bought you a present."
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"Oh, my God. A journal!"
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"You seem like the kind of sensitive young buck"
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"Gotta tell you, though I know you'd never take it,"
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"I'd give you one of my kidneys in a second."
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"Oh, no, I would definitely take it. I would take it with my bare hands."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"- Do you have chocolate cake today? - Nope."
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