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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XX (S21E21)

"Come with me if you want to live."
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"This way."
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"Well, as a vegetarian,"
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"and as a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth."
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"I can't shoot her."
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"She's Lisa's godmother."
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"You can apologize in hell!"
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"I guess I could."
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"I will get out and push."
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"No matter what, Bart must make it to the safe zone."
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"That was so noble of Apu to give his life for us."
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"Where are you going?!"
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"You were supposed to stop at the bottom and wait for me!"
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"Let's play a game."
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"Aw, did the chosen one hurt his chosen little noggin?"
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"Ow! Quit it. Ow!"
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"Well, well, well."
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"Who's an unproductive worker now?"
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"Got your nose."
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"Why you..."
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"Homie, where have you been?"
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"Dad, are you becoming a muncher?"
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"I think the better brains is, are you brains a brains?"
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"Where do you want it, the mouth or the eyes?"
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"Ooh, mouth. Eyes it is."
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"Safe zone?"
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"Oh...!"
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"Welcome, son."
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"To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh."
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"Hold it right there, bub."
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"and blood of their savior?"
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"Hmm..."
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"Time has passed."
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"Children play in the streets."
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"At night, there is music and laughter."
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"And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food."
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"Hey, Lis, want some soup?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"How's about pouring me a beer, ugly?"
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"How about some of my new microbrew?"
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"Must be another mouse in the pipe."
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"Let's see if this cobra solves it."
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"Nothing."
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"* Just once I wish cupid would draw back his bow *"
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"* And shoot me a cutie whose standards are low... *"
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"Like taking beer from a baby!"
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"* I'm unlucky in love, I'm unlucky in luck... *"
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"Oh, my God, Homer!"
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"Okay, don't relax! Don't relax!"
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"What is it, Moe?"
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"Um..."
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"She's so beautiful, it makes my heart take wing!"
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"Look at me!"
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"Um, Marge, Homer, uh, just ran out"
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"saying he don't love you, and he never did."
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"Help me!"
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"I've been taking ventriloquism lessons."
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"Help me or kill me!"
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"Huh? Huh!"
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"Now, let Dr. Moe cure what ails you."
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"There's something odd about this beer."
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"* It tastes like cuddling *"
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"* It tastes like clean clothes *"
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"It does? * Full-bodied *"
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"* Full-blooded *"
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"* It's such a lovely blend *"
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"* It's jolly, it's loyal, like drinking your best friend! *"
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"* I stopped my crying *"
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"* Why, I don't know *"
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"* But this rosy, cozy, bubbles-in-my-nose-y *"
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"* Makes me wanna have... Mo'! *"
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"This is the best musical in light years."
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"Light years measure distance, not time."
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"So, Marge, uh, Homer's been gone a whole week, huh?"
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"in my handwriting,"
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"using my idioms and speech patterns."
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"And it begins, "Dear Midge:"
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""you probably hate me by now,"
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""and if you don't, what's wrong which youse?"
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""The reason I left you is simple.""
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""I'm gay."?!"
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"* While turning gay the other day *"
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"* A thought occurred to me *"
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"* I'd like to try most every guy from here to Timbuk-tee *"
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"* Oh, there's so many men around the world *"
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"* I want to nibble on Jamaican jerks and teriyaki thighs *"
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"* I want to French-kiss a Frenchman *"
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"* And spoon an English duke *"
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"* 'Cause frankly, dear *"
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"* To not be queer just makes me want to puke *"
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"* So find yourself a man who'll want you in the sack *"
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"* I recommend our dear old friend *"
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"* Letters don't lie! *"
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"So, what do think, Marge?"
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"Will you give Moe a throw?"
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"Maybe you need a little more milk of amnesia."
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"Dang, I'm missing the secret ingredient."
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"Uh, let me squeeze some more out of the secret ingredient bag."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Looks like I got to wing it a little bit here."
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"The other day, I ran into an Irishman."
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"Oh, really?"
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"No, O'Reilly."
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"Now, a little more hemoglobin, and your wife will be disrobin'."
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"I can't talk now."
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"I'm watching a play."
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"Is that new or rebuilt?"
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"There."
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"Oh. Oh. Oh, my God, I've never felt so..."
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"uncreeped-out by you!"
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"Marge, I loves youse."
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"Will youse be mines?"
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"I guess it is time to move on."
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"Before you do, I just got to warn you, Marge."
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"* I can only make love in the back of a hearse *"
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"* Plus I gotta be dressed as a Civil War nurse *"
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"* But you could do worse *"
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"* I could do worse *"
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"* We're proof that you *"
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"- * You could do worse * - * I could do worse *"
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