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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XX (S21E21)

"at the National Reading Roundup."
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"Wha...?"
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"Hooray for Different-Face!"
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"Or should I congratulate your tutor:"
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"Your victory is tainted!"
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"don't take it personally."
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"I barely spent any time on this decision."
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"Lisa Simpson in detention?!"
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"My horoscope told me I'd see something interesting today,"
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"but I thought that meant the horoscope itself!"
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"Stupid Miss Hoover."
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"I heard about your run-in with Hoover."
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"Aren't teachers the worst?"
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"Listen, you're a smart kid."
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"I do."
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"Well, I just had a whopper!"
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"and I got revenge on Hoover for you?"
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"Interesting."
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"With no obvious motive, no one would suspect us."
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"Exactly! Crisscross!"
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"but I'll pass."
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"If I say "crisscross" one more time,"
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"will that change your mind? Listen,"
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"Crisscross! I'm in."
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"Bart, have you established your alibi?"
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"And people will remember you were there?"
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"I'm pretty sure they will."
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Hello?"
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"Hello? Oh!"
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"You should've seen the look on Krabappel's face!"
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"And you should've seen the look on Hoover's face."
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"You killed her?"
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"Right. Like we agreed."
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"I never said "kill"!"
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"Yeah, 'cause you're smart."
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"You don't say "kill," you say "prank.""
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"when what they really mean is"
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""let's lock the door and hug.""
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"Well, I didn't kill Mrs. Krabappel!"
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"So, all you did was ring her doorbell and run?"
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"Yeah, ding-dong-ditch!"
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""Ding-dong-ditch" means you kill her,"
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"then you throw that ding-dong into a ditch."
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"Geez, pick up a book."
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"You're a monster!"
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"A deal's a deal, little sister."
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"Then ding-dong-ditch the body and we're even."
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"I think I'm gonna be sick."
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"Oh, Lisa!"
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"Come on."
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"I trust you completely."
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"Slice her like a bagel!"
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"Ah, got it!"
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"Thanks, Lisa."
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"Last thing I want is to be sliced in two--"
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"you know, like a bagel."
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"Bart?"
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"and trying to figure out how girls pee."
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"Sorry, Bart, I couldn't do it!"
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"There's got to be another way."
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"No dice."
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"or Groundskeeper Willie will say he saw you kill Miss Hoover."
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"Let's just say..."
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"Crisscross!"
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"Like the plaid on me kilt!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"All right, Bart."
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"I have to kill..."
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"you!"
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"Go ahead, do it."
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"You're no different from me."
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"We're made from the same dinna."
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"It's pronounced D-N-A, you idiot."
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"And we are not the same."
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"I am not a murderer, and I never will be!"
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"It was an accident, I swear!"
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"Sure. An accident."
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"I'm here at Krustyburger for the launch"
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"of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared.""
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"Krusty, what can you tell us"
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"I'm glad you asked, Kent."
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"We start"
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"with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows,"
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"then kill them and serve the unholy results"
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"Burger Squared!"
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"The math checks out!"
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"Cows eating cows?!"
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"That's an abomination!"
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"you're a vegetarian,"
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"but these cows have made a different choice."
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"And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human"
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"to sample this delicious crime against nature."
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"Juicy, flavorful,"
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"That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid..."
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"you might want to wash me before you eat me."
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"Thank you."
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"Well, we're not going out to help him."
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"Please, let me in!"
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"I'm your father and I need your help!"
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"I can't make sense of that muncher talk!"
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"Hungry."
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"So hungry."
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"There's nothing to eat."
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"There's gotta be something yummy out there."
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"Really?"
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"Yes! It's-- oh."
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"Go ahead."
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"Wait!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"If Bart could eat the burger and survive,"
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"If so, secrets locked"
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"within his blood could be the key to saving humanity."
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"You must get him immediately"
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"If you see my wife, tell her I love her."
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"You mean tell her I love her?"
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"Mm, I'll just high-five her."
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"Now remember, no loud noises."
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"Oh, man, that breeze feels good!"
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"We don't have a panic room!"
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