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Clips from American Dad! - Stan's Food Restaurant (S06E06)

"So you weren't molested?"
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"No, that wasn't till four or five years later."
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"It was my first week at Christian camp."
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"Boy, he had a set of paws on him."
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"What a summer."
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"That's why I'm always so critical."
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"I just know I could do it better."
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"Then why don't you?"
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"But I couldn't do that."
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"about the restaurant business."
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"Whoa, whoa, pull over!"
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"Roger, what are you doing?"
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"I warned you, Dugan!"
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"Sorry if I was a little curt with you before."
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"I always make it happen."
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"No, I don't stick to it. That's not believable."
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"But the first part's true."
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"Stan, Roger's the perfect guy to talk to"
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"about your dream of opening a restaurant."
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"He's always doing new things he knows nothing about."
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"Do you know where the office is?"
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"It's right down there."
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"for having too much sex."
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"Oh, tingle."
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"My name's Ashley."
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"My mom's going out of town next week."
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"Oh, wait. I just remembered"
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"I promised my best friend Julie we'd hang out."
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"Unless you could bring a friend for her."
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"Great. Oh, and just so you know,"
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"I end up going all the way"
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"Hey, Roger."
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"Sorry, Stan."
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"When did you learn how to weld?"
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"This morning. Didn't even read the manual."
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"Just dove right in."
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"You can."
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"Don't be afraid. Here."
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"Turn it off."
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"'cause I want to open a restaurant."
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"A restaurant? Why?"
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"my dad walked out on us."
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"You have to open a restaurant just like that!"
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"I don't know if I can."
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"I'll help you."
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"All you need is confidence."
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"Hit it!"
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"♪ And that's how they do it from Egypt to France ♪"
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"Bravo! Bravo!"
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"I'm so glad you liked it."
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"For you."
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"Oh... these are cheap."
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"Restaurants are a tricky business,"
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"and it doesn't look like you've worked"
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"Mr. Smith, I'm sorry,"
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"but I don't think I can approve this loan."
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"But, sir, please!"
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"Roger, wait."
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"Do some of the confi-dance."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Roger what are you doing?"
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"I went outside to feed the meter."
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"It's cold out there."
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"Anyway, if you want to live longer,"
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"you have to eat good food."
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"Not canned and frozen foods,"
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"not foods trucked in from out of state."
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"Who believes food should be grown locally"
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"with no pesticides?"
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"Plate to face."
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"Who wants to eat at his restaurant?"
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"Oh, yeah. Great."
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"I'd love that. Plate to face."
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"Good morning!"
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"I'd like to open a checking account!"
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"Roger, I was up all night building this exact replica"
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"of what I think the restaurant should look like."
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"Great. It's your vision."
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"Yeah?"
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"Kill the work!"
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"I got a long-distance call here!"
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"Larga distancia. Larga distancia."
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"Ooh, larga distancia."
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"We got Qui-Lo,"
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"the Laotian midget master chef."
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"Oh, well, I was kind of thinking we'd keep things simple and fun."
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"See, I made up a sample menu."
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"Wow, what's, what's a ravioli burger?"
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"It's a hamburger with all the trimmings"
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"slumbering inside a giant ravioli."
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"Average American fat."
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"And Qui-Lo, that hunky little potsticker?"
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"He could cook this stuff in his sleep."
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"Are you sure?"
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"Trust me. I know the restaurant business."
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"of the buttload of drugs I was moving through there."
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"Got tipped off by this detective"
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"But I-I can't go back there."
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"So did your girl say"
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"but hot sluts hang out together."
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"Excellent."
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"I'll use the condom first."
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"Hey, guys. Come on in."
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"You must be Snot."
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"Yeah, yeah. So where's Julia at?"
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"She's right here."
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"Everybody says so."
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"You know that's not a real..."
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"So, Julia seems great."
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"Steve, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"I'm out of here."
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"Okay, so Ashley's crazy as hell,"
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"but she's good to go."
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"You have to do this for me."
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"How many chocolate bars did I buy so your Hebrew school could go to Mount Vernon?!"
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"Well, I leased the restaurant truck like you wanted!"
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"Yeah. It's weird how white it is."
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"Weirder than one of those white dog poos."
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"Have you ever seen a dog lay one of those?"
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"Maybe, maybe they come out brown"
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