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Clips from American Dad! - Stan's Food Restaurant (S06E06)

"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ American Dad 6x04 ♪ Stan's Food Restaurant Original Air Date on November 14, 2010"
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"Don't like the chairs, hate the cutlery."
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"The waiter's ugly."
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"without you criticizing everything?"
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"I'm not criticizing everything."
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"Cat whiskers."
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"I'll tell you the hell!"
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"Little did I know she was taking me"
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"I had chocolate-covered hot dogs."
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"I had the third-worst diarrhea of my young life."
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"We closed the place down that night."
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"It was the best dinner ever."
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"I don't know the first thing"
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"Signing you up for an adult literacy class."
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"Get out of here!"
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"These junkies got me on edge."
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"And I stick to it, too."
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"You new or something?"
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"Why don't you come over?"
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"Oh! Oh-oh, yeah. No prob!"
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"on the first date every time."
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"I would not tell anyone else that."
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"Every other boy here would be furious."
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"Uh, what you doing?"
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"I'm under the gun on this repair order."
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"I didn't think the demand for 17th century ironwork was this brisk."
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"See? Why can't I do that?"
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"Listen, I'm actually here"
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"Well, when I was eight years old,"
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"I know you can."
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"Let's do this."
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"You were fantastic."
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"Okay, listen to me and everybody lives a lot longer!"
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"Because that's the kind of restaurant my friend is opening."
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"Best presentation ever."
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"you and I are going to get so fat."
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"Everyone called it "Party Hardee's" 'cause"
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"whose daughter I saved from drowning."
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"my girl was hot and slutty, too?"
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"She didn't say,"
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"She's a doll."
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"What's that, Julia? Ah."
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"She says she likes Jews."
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"Is it Arctic White?"
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"No. Just seen them on the grass. Me, too."
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"How's my dream coming?"
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"It's still drying."
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"Great. I'll follow you on my scooter if that's okay."
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"Not a lot of people can say that."
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"I wouldn't even have my dream anymore."
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"Not a thing."
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"Um, Snot, she's never played before."
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"Maybe you could teach her."
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"Yo, Snotster,"
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"Stupid doll."
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"Get out!"
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"What's going...? Both of you, get out!"
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"You didn't use a condom?"
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"Stan, it took quite a bit of doing,"
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"Qui-Lo, shut up!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, look at that!"
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"I'm gonna grab some shut-eye."
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"I don't know why I wanted him, but I wanted him."
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"This isn't about that!"
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"Ashley, come on!"
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"Great! So you and I can pick up where we left off."
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"She decided not to keep the baby."
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"Aw, I knew you were a sweetie."
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"This cold locker ought to relieve my swelling."
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"Qui-Lo, open the damn door!"
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"You think you can treat people like this"
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"Wow, Francine!"
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"Actually, I sing in the D.C. Opera."
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"That was a whoopee cushion."
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"What the...?"
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"Nothing. I went in,"
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"gave my number to any girl"
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"who wasn't crying, and came back out."
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"That's a long time"
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"and we'll see if we can find you a table."
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"Have you even seen a waiter?"
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"What am I doing? This isn't helping me."
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"There's a cockroach in my salad!"
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"This is a food restaurant."
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"Delicious."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Hey, Ashley."
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"to your best friend's dying wish..."
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"Snot, it didn't work!"
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"You know that?"
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"I acted like an ass."
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"You know, I'm not even mad."
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"I was in over my head financially."
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"But why my place?"
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"And it's spreading to mine..."
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"I couldn't disagree with you more."
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"Food looks boring."
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"Stan, you find fault with every restaurant we go to."
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"Can't we just once have a nice meal"
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"You look jowly here, eyes look sunken here,"
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"and boom, you're working on a second chin."
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"Why can't we find a single restaurant"
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"that's good enough for you?!"
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"What the hell?!"
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"I was eight years old, and my dad had just left us."
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"Come on, Stan."
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"to the happiest place on Earth."
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"Hey, little guy! I heard your dad walked out on you"
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"'cause he didn't love you enough to stay."
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"But I know what'll make you feel better."
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"At that moment, I was a hundred percent sure"
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"I was going to be molested, but it was even better."
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"Tonight, you can have whatever you want."
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"Can I have a licorice burrito?"
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"Now you're talking!"
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"That was a magical night."
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"I had cherry-pie pizza."
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"Come back any time!"
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