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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas (S16E16)

"Yeah, looks like your mom really went out of her way"
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"to make Christmas special for you."
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"She sure did."
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"Oh, hey, look, there's my friend Holden!"
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"Merry Christmas, Peter!"
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"He could still talk then."
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"I wonder what happened to him."
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"I gotta go! I gotta go!"
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"Hold it in! Hold it in! Hold it in!"
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"Hold it in! Hold it in!"
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"Hold it in!"
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"Hold in! Hold in!"
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"Holden."
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"You died before Game of Thrones,"
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"but a-a lot of people will like that."
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"What is this? Are we still in the past?"
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"No, this is the present."
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"And I just want you to see that not everyone in Quahog"
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"has lost the Christmas spirit."
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"Christmas!"
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"- What's this?! - Coal!"
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"- Why?! - Bad!"
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"Aw!"
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"Ho, ho, ho!"
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"Thank you, Santa!"
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"Daddy, you missed Santa."
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"He was right here."
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"♪ Night... ♪"
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"Wow, no wonder I don't see Cleveland until New Year's."
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"At least they're together."
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"Well, I know one family that isn't together for Christmas."
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"That was a delicious meal, Daddy."
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"You all laughed when I suggested Boston Market."
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"Well, who's laughing now?"
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"I guess I am."
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"All right, everyone, grab your hot ciders"
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"It's time to call my grandmother, Nana Pewterschmidt."
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"She wishes you a merry Christmas."
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"That's not what she said."
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"Yay!"
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"Seems like they're having a good time without you."
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"Oh, they're just pretending to have fun."
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"I'm sure they miss me."
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"We should probably call Durd."
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"You mean Dad?"
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"No, the fat guy who sleeps with Mom."
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"You guys talking 'bout Durd?"
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"More champagne, miss?"
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"It's been a long time since anybody's called me miss."
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"Oh, Merry Chris-miss! Ha!"
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"It's subtle, but when you've been married as long as we have,"
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"You're very funny, Lance."
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"You're a very handsome, funny man."
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"Now, let's see that penis!"
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"Yeah, see, again, if you read between the lines,"
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"she's flirting."
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"Why, this isn't a merry Christmas at all."
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"I don't like anything you're showing me, Pat..."
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"Oh, my God, they got Joe."
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"♪ Have you heard the story ♪"
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"♪ That they're telling 'bout Bethlehem? ♪"
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"♪ Have you heard the story of the Jesus child? ♪"
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"You're not scaring me with any of this, Patrick Swayze!"
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"And no matter what you show me,"
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"there's no way my family won't be right back here"
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"spending Christmas with me tomorrow!"
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"What's happening?"
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"I'm shaping your future."
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"Oops. That's what happens when I talk while I'm doing this."
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"Is this how Jonah Hill was made?"
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"I can't believe our buddy's dead."
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"I know. And it's so sad, he left his family with nothing."
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"Yeah, Lois had to sell her clothes to get by."
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"I mean, I love having this underwear, I just..."
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"I just don't love why I have it."
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"God, it's so sad."
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"Who's this poor Benjamin that just died?"
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"Nobody ever said Benjamin."
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"Poor, dead Benjamin."
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"All right, you're not getting it."
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"Let me just take you to your house."
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"Oh, am I coming down?"
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"Oh, please tell me I lost the weight"
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"and kept it off this time."
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"Merry Christmas!"
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"Who's that guy?"
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"That's Lois's new husband, Lance."
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"Wow."
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"I finally had the guts to leave her."
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"Good for you, Peter."
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"What about the kids? How are they doing?"
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"See for yourself."
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"All right, everybody, I'm off to Colombia..."
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"Chris got into Columbia?"
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"...South America."
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"Where I will attempt to smuggle drugs"
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"back into the country in my rectum."
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"Aw, I knew there was some kind of rug-pull coming."
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"- And I'm off to Yale... - The lock maker?"
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"...the lock maker, where I have a minimum wage job."
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"All right, okay, yeah, I'm-I'm getting ahead of these."
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"I'm going to Brown..."
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"four boxes of Jimmy Dean pure pork sausage for my breakfast."
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"Well, I'm proud all my kids got into Ivy League puns,"
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"but what happened to Brian?"
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"Hey, what's Brian doing out here in the graveyard?"
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"He usually sleeps at the foot of my bed."
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"He still does."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm dead? But how?"
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"You died from a fire started by your MILF-On-A-Shelf."
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"- Want to see some pictures of my teenagers? -No, Karen."
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"for a few weeks now, so could you watch"
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"your really long cigarette, please?"
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"Did I tell you I went to the mall with my daughter"
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"and an employee thought we were sisters?"
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"Yes, many times."
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"I don't understand."
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"Why didn't someone in my family save me?"
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"They went to Newport because you wanted to be by yourself."
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