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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas (S16E16)

"Oh, right, was."
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"'Twas!"
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"Well, I got to get home."
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"Every year, we gather round and play "O Holy Night""
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"from our favorite holiday album,"
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"A Very Slow Christmas with Peabo Bryson."
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"♪ O... ♪"
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"♪ Holy... ♪"
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"Well, I suppose I better get out of here"
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"before that overenthusiastic group of carolers"
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"makes their way in here."
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"♪ Have you heard the story ♪"
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"♪ That they're telling 'bout Bethlehem? ♪"
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"Aw, too late! Let's head out the back!"
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"Oh, my God, they got Quagmire!"
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"♪ Sing hallelujah, sing hallelujah ♪"
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"♪ Worship the Jesus child and praise his mother mild. ♪"
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"Coming this holiday season,"
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"it's Star Blizzard!"
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"Using laser technology to shower your home"
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"in a blizzard of dazzling lights!"
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"So much easier than stringing Christmas lights."
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"I can light up my whole house for just pennies a day."
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"I looked into it, and now I'm blind."
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"Honey, the house looks great!"
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"Who's there?"
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"Hey, Frank, could you turn that off?"
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"My cat's freaking out."
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"Who's that now?"
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"I don't know voices yet; I'm new-blind."
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"Star Blizzard."
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"Happy holidays, and just don't look into it."
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"Oh, Peter, you're finally home."
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"Yup, just in time to watch Patrick Swayze's"
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"Well, before you sit down,"
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"I just need you to do a couple things."
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"Okay, first, I need you to take down"
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"last year's Christmas lights"
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"and put up this year's Christmas lights."
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"Then I need you to get the eggnog cups out of the attic"
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"and pick up my other cousins"
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"at a different, farther away airport."
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"Then shovel and salt the walk."
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"Then shovel and salt the driveway."
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"Then shovel and salt Mrs. Whitaker's driveway."
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"She's 96 and has no one to help her."
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"We need four netted bags of cinnamon pinecones."
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"Get the bags at Hobby Lobby and the pinecones at Pier 1."
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"The pump's broken, so you'll have to do it by mouth."
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"and move the house a little bit to the left."
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"Ugh. Can I do some of that tomorrow?"
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"No, because tomorrow we're going down to volunteer"
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"- at the homeless shelter. - What time will you be back?"
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"You're coming with us."
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"What? What does that have to do with Christmas?"
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"Peter, it's a holiday of giving back."
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"Yeah, but bums?"
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"What kind of presents would they possibly have for us?"
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"Bags full of bags full of bags?"
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"You know what, Peter, I've had it."
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"I'm tired of your selfishness."
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"It's setting a bad example for our children."
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"Kids, get your coats!"
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"Oh, is this it? Is this the divorce?!"
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"Coats? Where are you guys going?"
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"Every year, my parents invite us to their house"
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"to enjoy Christmas in Newport."
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"And every year, we don't go because you don't want to."
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"Well, this year, I am going and the kids are coming with me."
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"Go ahead!"
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"I'm fine by myself!"
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"I'll just watch my Patrick Swayze movie"
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"and take a too-full bath."
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"Aw, now I want to be on that side."
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"Well, that didn't work."
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"Now to take a slidey-toilet-seat,"
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"soaking wet dump."
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"Merry Christmas, kids."
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"Merry Christmas in Wonderland!"
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"Aha, ha!"
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"I love you, Patrick Swayze."
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"Peter."
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"Peter Griffin!"
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"Hello?"
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"Santa?"
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"Santa?"
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"You think Santa could fit into a pair of 22-inch-waist jeans?"
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"How is that even possible? You're dead!"
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"Peter, you're in trouble."
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"recapture the true spirit of Christmas."
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"- Ghost House. - Road House."
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"- Ghost Road. - House House."
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"Road Ghost."
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"The ghost of Patrick Swayze!"
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"I can't believe it!"
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"I just want to run through your hair"
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"like a dog bouncing in tall grass."
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"Go ahead."
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"That was awesome!"
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"Hey, where are we?"
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"Peter, you've lost your Christmas spirit,"
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"so I'm taking you on a journey to "Christmas Past" to find it."
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"Oh, wow."
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"Th-This is my old house from when I was a little kid."
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"That's right, Peter."
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"I've taken you all the way back to the year 1970/80/90."
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"I'll never forget that year,"
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"when President Richard Reagan Clinton"
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"lied to the American people."
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"Hey, hey, that's me!"
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"Look how skinny I am."
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"Yay! It's Christmas!"
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"And I made your favorite, peanut butter chocolate chip cookies."
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"Wow, these are all for me?!"
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"Of course, Petey."
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"Yay! Cookies at 7:00 a.m.!"
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"Thank you, careless parent!"
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"I'm gonna eat 'em and hum!"
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"That's the Christmas spirit."
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"I haven't felt that in years."
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