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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas (S16E16)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"- ♪ Summer... ♪ - Christmas!"
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"Nah. I'm just gonna drive around in my Lincoln."
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"Weird people out."
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"Oh, what fun to laugh and sing"
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"brought to you by Lincoln."
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"were named after Christmas."
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"- What?! -Last year, you wrote us a freaking poem,"
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"♪ There can be no debatest ♪"
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"brought to you by anthropomorphic candy canes."
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"W-Wait, "'twas"? What's "'twas"?"
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"I got things to do."
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"Hey, you know, uh, O.J. Simpson"
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"♪ Have you heard the story of the Jesus child? ♪"
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"Christmas in Wonderland."
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"and bump your head on a low eave."
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"Next, inflate the giant snowman and put it on our front lawn."
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"Haven't you ever seen Ghost?"
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"and gather around the speakerphone."
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"What did she say?"
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"Time for figgy pudding!"
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"Miss? Oh, my!"
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"Wow! Merry Christmas, huh?"
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"you notice these things."
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"- ♪ Oh, my love... ♪ - Wha... Wh-Wh..."
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"I'm the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come."
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"Boy, I love the holiday season with my husband"
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"who's right upstairs, just out of frame."
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"But how do I..."
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"No! No!"
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"No, please, spirits, no."
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"It must be Christmas!"
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"For Stewie, a two-dollar Styrofoam cooler."
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"a lawn chair that was 80% off because it's winter."
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"I love you, too, Lois."
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"♪ To see what you will do ♪"
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"♪ Oh ♪"
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"♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪"
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"♪ Everybody wants a new romance ♪"
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"♪ Everybody needs a second chance ♪"
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"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"All right, everyone."
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"Because today is Christmas Eve..."
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"♪ School's out... ♪"
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"Not yet, Griffin."
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"I thought it might be a nice treat to..."
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"Griffin!"
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"Thank you."
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"Fine. Everybody have a nice holiday."
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"[BLEEP], teach."
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"See you at the moon tower."
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"You know it!"
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"Hey, Wooderson, see you at the moon tower?"
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"Bells on bobtail ring, making spirits bright."
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"a sleighing song tonight."
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"Jingle bells. Jingle bells."
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"Jingle all the way."
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"Oh, what fun it is to ride"
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"in a Lincoln AKZ."
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"The Family Guy Christmas Special,"
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"Lincoln. What are we doing?"
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"You know, Chris, you and your stillborn twin Tmas"
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"I see the kids put their gifts under the tree."
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"Brian, I don't think you've put yours there yet."
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"Well, as we know, the true spirit of the holiday"
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"is one of giving."
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"So, I've signed all of us up to volunteer tomorrow"
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"at a homeless shelter."
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"That's your present."
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"and now this?!"
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"I thought the poem was lovely."
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"Now, hold on."
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"I think that's actually a wonderful idea, Brian."
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"It'll be good for the kids."
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"Nothing reminds you more of what you have than watching"
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"a grown man poo right through the split in his pants."
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"Now, let's finish decorating before your father gets home."
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"Okay. I'll put the Kanye Canes in the stockings."
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"You know, it's just like,"
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"you know, music and fashion, all that..."
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"You know I can't be stopped."
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"Whatever I do, you know, I just want to be the best, because"
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"the best is never enough."
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"Mark Zuckerberg promised"
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"he'd give me $50 million, fam, but then..."
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"He welched and I'm penniless."
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"♪ Kanye is the greatest ♪"
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"♪ Kanye drops the latest ♪"
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"♪ And Kanye got the status. ♪"
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"The Family Guy Christmas Special,"
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"Family Guy. What are we doing?"
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"He can't wait to see us."
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"And he's headed right to the bar."
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"The Clam's on the other side of town."
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"He went out of his way to do this."
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"We now return to"
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""'Twas the Night Before Christmas,""
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"as read by Norm Macdonald."
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""'Twas the night before Christmas...""
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"Is that short for "it was"?"
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"What kind of rush are you in, man,"
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"you can't just say "it was"?"
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"Oh, you saved a lot of time there, fella."
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"Oh, don't come at me with that "it was" stuff."
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"Got to get down to the donut shop."
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"You know, two days ago, I was at the donut shop, and I said,"
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""Hey, donut guy, you got anything warm back there?""
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"He says, "Try the fritters. They were.""
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""They were"?"
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"What does that even mean, "they were"?"
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"You must mean "'twere"!"
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"The fritters "'twere" warm."
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"What's that? We're out of time?"
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"Oh."
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"I'm fired?"
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"is a wife-beating murderer, right?"
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