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Clips from 30 Rock - College (S05E05)

"Grow up. You children."
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"Aw..."
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"Friend?"
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"she pointed this out the other day..."
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"'Cause it's too much fun!"
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"No, no!"
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"but you left some people out and that's not cool."
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"And who knows what it gonna be?"
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"Ogbert?"
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"Ah, the microwave lab."
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"Clearance? I'm your boss. I'm Jack Donaghy."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I've worked here since 1985!"
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"The future is the TK-421."
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"Which time?"
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"Thank you, but if you really want to help me,"
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"stick your hand in there and see if you get a shock."
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"Everyone enjoying the ice cream?"
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"I remembered how special Tony is and that's why I got him..."
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"Pete. Can. I. Tell. You. A. Secret?"
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"Why don't you ask Choctee,"
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"No!"
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"Hello, gentlemen. Remember me?"
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"Hey, Pete,"
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"This is the lucky one."
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"I won 1,000 dollars and gave them a bar tab"
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"It's a surprise."
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"Oh, hey! Someone brought a dog to work!"
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"Nice!"
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"To get us to like you? Are you that desperate?"
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"You wanted college to go on forever?"
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"It's the crew lottery, Liz!"
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"Something's wrong here, Lemon."
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"You know, my uncle was a tinkerer."
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"Lizard! Lizard!"
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"Sir, I was wrong about the hypothermia."
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"I love you, too."
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"What? Why?"
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"My mom just had this fixed for me."
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"- Boo! - Come on!"
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"Sometimes a place can be so special to you"
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"Lemon..."
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"Defrost. Power. Time. Left: Piz z a."
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"Quick, how many toothpicks are on the ground?"
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"You are who you are!"
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"Queen of Spades?"
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"Yes. 1985. Thank you."
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"Wait, for real?"
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"America."
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"Lemon. Lesbian. Frankenstein. Wants. Her. Shoes. Back."
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"My first cover from my first year at the company in 1985."
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"Don't worry about getting to your point."
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"Lemon, that's actually my thoughtful window staring spot."
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"The things it's been dragged into."
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"Hey Liz, think fast!"
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"I. Love. Unicorns."
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"Hey, Pete..."
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"Bring. Your. Guitar."
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"Sitting around, drinking beer while a guy in a poncho plays guitar..."
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"are the same as the colors that I see?"
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"We should be writing this stuff down."
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"Crisco."
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"I totally forgot, broseph. You're a lactose intolerant alcoholic."
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"Lizard!"
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"Okay!"
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"Stop."
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"Where are Tracy and Jenna? We're supposed to be rehearsing!"
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"They hate when one of us wins."
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"Schedule."
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"to preserve the "Perfect American Accent" in case of nuclear war."
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"♪ Make. 'Em. Make. 'Em. Clap. ♪"
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"♪ Make. 'Em. Clap. ♪"
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"All right guys, the moment we've all been waiting for."
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"but you should be ashamed of yourselves."
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"I never did this before!"
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"But today, I feel like... Hitler in Germany!"
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"Just like in college, everyone has their role here."
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"This is why I hated my first two weeks"
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"Can they? Look at me."
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"Duh."
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"I'm sorry, Kenneth, what?"
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"And. Hang. Out?"
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""Pizza"?"
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"Kenneth, I've told you this before."
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"End."
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"That's my voice."
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"who made a lot of sacrifices in pursuit of that dream."
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"Fine. You found me out."
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"I will put it down with a smile!"
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"it ended before it even began."
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"Back to work, everyone!"
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