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Clips from 30 Rock - College (S05E05)

"All right!"
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"How long do you think this can go on?"
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"I've got it under control."
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"at the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks."
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"No one knew who was the sluttiest."
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"But I showed them. Oh, I showed them all!"
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"And when we graduated a week later..."
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"Whatever, Jenna. People's perceptions can change."
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"I'm Ogbert the nerd. Always have been, always will be."
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"My glasses are dirty."
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"Boys, I received our quarterly report yesterday, and..."
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"Hang on. Ajay, Raj, Ramesh?"
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"Where are Dinesh, Kumar, and Sunavo?"
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"Your names all sound the same to us, John Donovan."
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"I spearheaded the Trivection oven!"
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"Trivection? What is this, 2009?"
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"A new model?"
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"- How many vections does it have? - Five."
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"It's the perfect microwave."
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"It even has a new voice feature."
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"Popcorn. Setting. Medium."
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"Gentlemen, I am still the head of this division."
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"And I guarantee you that without my 25 years of experience,"
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"Now, I'm going to find out what's wrong with this machine,"
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"and when I do, you're going to wish you'd never been born."
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"Every GE product has to be no more than six Sigmas from perfection."
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"So I'm taking this apart piece of junk"
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"Ready. Ready."
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"Is this about the company, sir, or is it about you?"
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"that it feels like it couldn't possibly continue after you're gone."
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"But after I left Kentucky Mountain Bible College, it still kept going."
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"Maybe this is really about you not being able to let go."
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"Tell me, Kenneth, what did you major in at that college?"
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"Television Studies with a minor in Bible Sexuality."
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"Ah! My hand!"
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"Damn it. It's supposed to do that."
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"- Oh, yeah! - Yeah!"
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"And it definitely doesn't have any of its own waste on its feet!"
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"Hey, why is Tony sulking?"
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"I couldn't go to the bar and now I can't have any ice cream."
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"How "not cool" is this?"
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"this watch!"
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"You think of everything!"
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"Lizard! Lizard!"
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"Lizard! Lizard! Lizard!"
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"I told you about my blankie."
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"Would. You. Like. To. Come. To. My. Office. Tomorrow. Evening."
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"Okay, yeah, great."
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"maybe we could talk about some new opportunities for me?"
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"Yes."
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"Make. Sure. You. Wear. One. Of. Those. Mexican. Ponchos."
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"Yeah!"
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"I don't even feel cold anymore. I don't feel anything."
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"Oh, really? That's how much time is left?"
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"Mr. Donaghy, I don't know what point you think you're proving."
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"Who would microwave something in a freezing rainstorm?"
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"a man and food I just made up to illustrate a point?"
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"At least that's what my Nana is telling me"
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"from that tunnel of light behind you."
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"Your Nana is an idiot."
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"Liz, we're pranking Pete and it's going too far!"
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"Please stop us!"
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"Why would I? I love pranks! I'm not the R.A.!"
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"But someone has to be that person!"
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"Hey. Everyone stop. Listen to Lutz."
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"Yes, I had the Greek salad."
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"A so-called "perfect" microwave."
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"1985? That's not a time."
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"19: 85."
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"The point is, my legacy here is..."
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"Over. Done."
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"Over."
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"Stop."
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"You all sound the same to us, Jock Dungaree."
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"A young man who dreamed of running this company,"
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"Good-bye. Potato."
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"Good-bye."
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"Are we racist, or do those guys look a lot alike?"
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"You ready for this, J-Dog?"
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"Jam out? Drink some brews? Talk about everything and nothing?"
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"After today, that is exactly what I'm ready for."
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"This is what I always pictured college being like."
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"I only had about two weeks of real college before Paula got pregnant."
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"Twice."
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"♪ Sitting on a park bench ♪"
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"Jimmy Slice! K-Bones!"
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"Mikey-Mike!"
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"Why would you do that?"
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"No! I'm not desperate. I'm..."
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"Just tell me what you want me to say and I'll say it!"
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"Liz, it's over. They know what you really are."
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"- I'm not a cool kid. - You suck!"
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"I'm the R.A."
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"And do you know what the R.A.'s purview is?"
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"Rules."
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"And guess what?"
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"According to the NBC Employee Handbook,"
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"your little card game lottery constitutes gambling."
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"So you're not doing it anymore!"
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"What?"
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"Also, the next time I see someone throwing a football in here,"
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"And if I see that filthy dog again, I will put it down."
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"High-fiving a million angels!"
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"Oh. I didn't think anybody would be in here."
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"- I mean, I brought you guys a pizza. - Lemon, think fast!"
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"- What's going on here? - Join us."
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"Pete and I are having a little college night."
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"Oh, God, she means the pizza!"
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"Oh! She's unhinging her jaw!"
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"It was my grandfather's."
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"You're like Rain Man!"
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"High-fiving a million angels!"
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"♪ Uh. Yeah. ♪"
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"You've been working since you were 12?"
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"It was huge."
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"I was popular."
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"But then, like all good things,"
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"All right!"
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"I'll tell you what?"
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"A bunch of 30-year-olds sitting around acting like college freshmen..."
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