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Clips from iZombie - Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat (S01E01)

"ANNOUNCER: Previously on iZombie..."
iZombie
"Your product kills people and you know it."
iZombie
"(CAR PLAYING LOUD ROCK MUSIC) (BRAKES SCREECHING)"
iZombie
"Everything comes out of nowhere when your headlights are off, dumbass!"
iZombie
"- No, it was an accident. - Yeah."
iZombie
"while we were stoned out of our minds and driving a stolen car."
iZombie
"Cross made out of twigs or something?"
iZombie
"We could leave our drivers licenses on it, idiot."
iZombie
"(SOBBING) And the only reason why I'm actually agreeing to this"
iZombie
"Rufus!"
iZombie
"Come here, Roof."
iZombie
"(CLAPPING)"
iZombie
"I heard about this missing girl."
iZombie
"All right, call me as soon as you've got something."
iZombie
"Let's do a thorough examination before we panic."
iZombie
"He stole them out of the back of this car that was parked"
iZombie
"And he's more convinced than ever that zombies exist."
iZombie
"That he could start with me?"
iZombie
"No. I toed the line between supportive and surprised, and I offered to help him."
iZombie
"I told him that I would test the brains. Make sure they weren't from an animal."
iZombie
"- And with that time... - I can try to come up with a plan."
iZombie
"I have to figure out how to kill Blaine before anyone else gets hurt."
iZombie
"Before Major puts himself in any more danger."
iZombie
"Why are you here and not carrying astronaut brains?"
iZombie
"(HOARSELY) I've been looking all night."
iZombie
"(SIGHS) I don't care."
iZombie
"I didn't kill a national hero for nothing."
iZombie
"but if you're watching this,"
iZombie
"Poor girl."
iZombie
"I took four years of German just so I could sit behind her and smell her hair."
iZombie
"I can only imagine how awful this must be."
iZombie
"Hopefully, you get an incredibly helpful vision."
iZombie
"We need to know if Kimber's death was zombie-related."
iZombie
"I'm just worried that drinking cheerleader brains isn't the best course of action,"
iZombie
"when I have to try to figure out how to rid Seattle of Blaine."
iZombie
"about her day-to-day activities."
iZombie
"Hope's dead."
iZombie
"If you want victory, do you know what the best thing to do is?"
iZombie
"Try. Like, your hardest."
iZombie
"Okay. I mean, I was trying very hard."
iZombie
"We can totally turn this around."
iZombie
"I'm fairly certain you've got spirit."
iZombie
"Yes. I do."
iZombie
"Liv!"
iZombie
"but she never showed."
iZombie
"I have known you for three seconds and I already want to tell you everything."
iZombie
"I can cut next period."
iZombie
"She is dead."
iZombie
"(SIGHS)"
iZombie
"She wouldn't even tell me his name. It was almost like a friendship-ender."
iZombie
"I'm not even lying."
iZombie
"What's with you? Why are you acting so weird?"
iZombie
"Uh, help yourself."
iZombie
"Oh, I'm searching. Relax. If they sing Slumber Chunder a thousand times,"
iZombie
"I'm guessing that's the name of the song."
iZombie
"(EXHALES)"
iZombie
"Yeah, I'm not the type who falls into the splits"
iZombie
"So, you didn't hang out with Kimber, but you knew her?"
iZombie
"Here, all night rehearsing."
iZombie
"And what night was that?"
iZombie
"So, you know you were rehearsing all night,"
iZombie
"No. Look, sorry I can't account for the whereabouts of every cheerleader"
iZombie
"(GASPS)"
iZombie
"Not only was she friendly with them, but she was fooling around with Nate."
iZombie
"High school girls make weird choices."
iZombie
"Are you expecting me to applaud?"
iZombie
"Ooh! Safe by a whisker."
iZombie
"Can I ask how many employees are on site any particular day?"
iZombie
"It's a pop inspection. You know the drill."
iZombie
"I do. One inspection per year. And we just had ours, um, two months ago."
iZombie
"New policy."
iZombie
"and it totally sent me into a time warp."
iZombie
"I love that you remember my stories about Barrett."
iZombie
"Okay. Who was my best friend in middle school?"
iZombie
"And his name was?"
iZombie
"Very good. You know, it's kind of weird, but Ravi reminds me of him a little."
iZombie
"How are things going?"
iZombie
"- Like all the time. - Ah!"
iZombie
"Okay, what the hell is going on here?"
iZombie
"We're like pre-pillow fight."
iZombie
"You know, we haven't been blatantly girlie in a really long time."
iZombie
"We should go to spin class this week."
iZombie
"And this one was reported stolen."
iZombie
"Yeah, well, it's a working theory."
iZombie
"see if anyone slips up."
iZombie
"(LIV GASPS)"
iZombie
"O-M-G."
iZombie
"Or she."
iZombie
"Yes, please, let's be politically correct when speaking of zombies."
iZombie
"We're not sure the first murderer was a zombie, but it looks like it."
iZombie
"LIV: I'm going in again."
iZombie
"Oh."
iZombie
"I need more hot seeds."
iZombie
"(LAUGHING) Sorry. I am feeling pretty good about myself."
iZombie
"It was a little too strong the last time."
iZombie
"Ooh!"
iZombie
""Need to talk." Dollar sign. Dollar sign. Dollar sign."
iZombie
"Cameron just became our number one suspect."
iZombie
"Just checking in. Seeing how you're doing."
iZombie
"Uh, it's a bit personal."
iZombie
"- I'm a little scared right now. - Why?"
iZombie
"I don't know, but I'm afraid this ends with me feeling for lumps"
iZombie
"Oh. Okay. Got it. Go."
iZombie
"- Was contemplating... - Gonna stop you."
iZombie
"And Peyton's kind of like a sister to me, so just, uh..."
iZombie
"Look, just don't get specific, you know?"
iZombie
"General areas are okay, but I don't want to know any details."
iZombie
"but was worried it seemed less..."
iZombie
"- Trying way too hard. - Yeah."
iZombie
"Be sure to get yourself something with plenty of stopping power."
iZombie
"No? Great, then keep them to yourself"
iZombie
"Go!"
iZombie
"Yeah, you should've seen this guy."
iZombie
"Did he have good hair?"
iZombie
"I want my brains. I want my million dollars."
iZombie
"I'll take both of them."
iZombie
"Um, is that a bong?"
iZombie
"It's not happening, Nate."
iZombie
"I mean I think I have a couple edible lollipops"
iZombie
"- Sold. - Really?"
iZombie
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