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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - Here Comes the Bride, There Goes the Bride (S01E01)

"Looked good enough to take to Chinatown."
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"I don't know what you had to get married here for anyway."
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"Just a waste of money, that's what it is."
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"Crystal? It wasn't Crystal. It was the whole uppity family."
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"- Bunch of jive niggers. - Pop!"
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"Just don't be surprised if they take you somewhere..."
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"and make you put on a chauffeur's cap."
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"See. They playin' Guess Who's Coming to Dinner..."
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"and you Sidney Poitier."
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"Look at 'em sitting over there like they too good to mix with us."
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"They're not supposed too, Pop."
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"Never thought I'd see the day where there'd be segregation..."
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"I already told you. They're not supposed to mix with us until after the wedding."
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"What did you say her old man does? Work at a post office?"
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"I'm tellin' you you're makin' a mistake, gettin' mixed up with that bunch."
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"Get used to the idea. We already agreed to all the conditions you wanted."
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"We're gonna get married, and we're gonna live with you..."
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"and I'm gonna stay in the business."
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"We're gonna stay with you right until the day..."
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"that you get laid out in this church, just like Mama."
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"I was thinkin' about you. You know, you're just throwing your life away."
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"Throwing my life away? Pop, I'm not Harry Belafonte."
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"I'm Lamont Sanford, a lousy junk dealer who's over 30."
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"I'm lucky to get her. That girl could've had her pick, but she picked me."
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"Now, Pop, this could be the happiest day of my life, if you'd just back off."
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"I ain't gonna say another thing. Try to help you, but you won't listen."
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"- So you on your own, boy. - Good."
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"- I'm gonna button my lip. - Perfect."
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"I ain't gonna say one more thing."
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"Thank you."
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"I thought you said you were gonna shut up."
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"I don't give it a week."
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"I bet she don't show up at all."
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"The bride has just arrived, Mr. Sanford."
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"- I lose. - I'm sorry?"
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"Why don't you and your father take your place."
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"You ready for the execution?"
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"Need a blindfold?"
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"Maybe she got a bad heart."
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"You could be marrying a very sick girl, son."
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"Dearly beloved, we're assembled here..."
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"to join together in bonds of Christian marriage..."
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"for your continued happiness."
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"I do."
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"to love her and cherish her as you do your own life..."
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"Do you, Crystal Simpson..."
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"to love him and cherish him..."
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"as you do your own life until death do you part?"
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"Wait a minute, Reverend Trimble. She said no."
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"She did? I wasn't listening."
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"Crystal, honey, you were supposed to say, "I do. ""
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"But I don't. I mean, I can't marry him. I'm sorry, Lamont."
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"- I don't know... - Did you say somethin' to her?"
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"- I ain't said nothing to her! - Crystal, baby, what's wrong?"
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"Oh, there, there, honey."
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"Well, you don't have to marry him if you don't want to."
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"- Thank you, Mother. - Can we have a few minutes together?"
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"- Come on, Crystal... - Take your hands off her!"
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"She doesn't want to marry you. I knew it was a mistake..."
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"marrying a common, ordinary junk man."
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"- Now, listen, sister. - Look, stay out of it, Pop."
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"I ain't gonna let this liver lip broad insult you!"
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"Do something about this!"
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"Oh, be quiet, everybody!"
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"I just changed my mind, that's all."
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"There's just no need to go on like this."
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"You're all behaving just... just like children!"
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"Say, Crystal, let's go to city hall. Just the two of us, okay?"
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"My daughter is not going to marry you, you nobody."
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"Nobody? If anybody marryin' nobody..."
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"it's my son who ain't marryin' nobody."
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"Ain't nobody marryin' nobody."
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"- She's gone! - You're better off without her!"
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"She's better off without him, you junk dealer!"
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"You better get out of my face! You too!"
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"That was a nice service, Reverend Trimble."
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"Thank you."
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"What'd she have to do that for, Pop, huh? What for?"
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"I don't know. Don't worry about her."
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"- She had beautiful legs. - Skinny. Skinny legs."
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"Skinny legs."
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"In a few years, her veins start showing."
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"Then after the wedding, she'd be just like her mama:"
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"What did she have to show up for just to say no, Pop?"
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"- She made me look like a fool. - Forget about her."
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"Look at the nice gifts and everything. What a spread. Look here."
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"- Here. Have some. - I don't want nothing to eat."
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"She made me look like a fool. Everybody's gonna be laughing at me."
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""Lamont got stood up. He got left waiting at the church. ""
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"Say, Pop, let's move back east. It'll help me forget."
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"We could go to Newark. They got a black mayor there."
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"Black mayor ain't gonna help you forget. He got enough troubles of his own."
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"You just carry on, son. You got your whole life before you."
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"Forget about that. Go out and have fun. Meet you a girl and live it up."
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"Yeah, live it up. See, it's like..."
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"It's like biting an apple in the dark. See, if the first bite is sour..."
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"you turn it around and nibble somewhere else."
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"That's really a gem. That was beautiful. Who said that, Confucius?"
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"Confucius? No, I said it."
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"Always worked for me. I been through quite a few apples in my time."
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"Well, just go nibble your apples and leave me alone."
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"I was thinkin' about you. Let's change clothes and go somewhere."
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"Let's go to the roller derby."
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"That's terrific. Maybe I'll be able to pick up a skater."
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"Well, they ain't too bad. They won't have no skinny legs."
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"You're ridiculous, you know that?"
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"Listen, I know how you feel, son."
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"So you had a disappointment. See, it's like cuttin' away a corn."
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"At first, the toe is sensitive, then it hardens up so you can walk."
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"- Know what I mean? - Yeah."
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"I got a disappointment, and you got bad feet."
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"- It's the door. - No kidding."
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"- Want me to answer it? - No. Have it framed..."
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"and hang it on the wall."
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"What a terrible thing to happen."
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"It's a shame your mother isn't here to see this day."
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"Only a mother would understand. Thanks a lot, Aunt Rosetta."
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"Now, if that two-faced little brat comes around this neighborhood..."
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"- she'll get a mouthful from me. - Now, look, just forget about it."
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"Why don't you have something to eat and..."
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