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Clips from The A-Team - Mexican Slayride (S01E01)

"I am not taking you with me, kiddo. I got this story. I'm gonna write it."
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"We talk, Mr Massey."
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"You will see that I am a poor country man..."
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"- He's not on vacation! - Who the hell cares? He's on vacation. He's not."
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"That is not the point."
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"Al Massey's been doing wheels-up landings here for over a year."
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"Did you find Massey's research paper? Did he file any copy at all?"
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"- From under his mattress. - San Rio Blanco?"
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"Yep. I looked it up, and San Rio Blanco is a little town in the hills above Acapulco."
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"He couldn't even prove that they existed."
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"- Let's go. - Terrific."
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"but Morrison took a round in one of the last shellings."
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"Okay, Zack, I'm sufficiently intrigued. Who are they?"
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"He likes to slug officers."
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"Now this is more like it."
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"Templeton Peck, known as the Faceman."
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"A con man. A real operator. And that's the unit."
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"I gotta stay down there two minutes for the water to get still."
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"- You want 30 seconds after that? You gotta be nuts. - Hey, pal, that's the job."
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"I'm looking for John Smith! John, where are ya?"
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"I got one more shot and I'm through. Now watch this."
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"Where's the Aquamaniac going?"
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"Great!"
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"Bradshaw, where are you?"
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"As you can see it's gonna be much easier for us than it was in the film."
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"What are you doing, Hannibal?"
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"Wait! Wait!"
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"Hold it! Wait!"
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"Just a little bit more."
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"Colonel Lynch."
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"Don't tell me you didn't love seeing him over his head in that rancid water."
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"I ain't going anywhere with him, Hannibal."
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"If she looks legit..."
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"send her to the alley behind the Kozy Kat Klub at 2:00 a.m. tonight."
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"- Adios. - I think he's getting worse."
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"On the file I got on you, it said she died when you were five."
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"And wait until you're contacted."
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"Ammonia?"
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"Well, who are we today?"
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"and see E. T. just like everybody else?"
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"Who's using garlic here? I'm sorry. What were we talking about?"
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"They... They use it on the floors."
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"I hate everything. I hate this dresser, my straitjacket."
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"Hello? Is anybody there?"
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"- In the alley. - Wait."
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"in a world of dragons."
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"Yellow people? You no like yellow people?"
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"Seven and half."
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"only the very wisest and the very stupidest cannot change."
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"Thank you."
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"- I have a house, some stocks and bonds. - Mm-hmm."
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"How much is life worth? How much A. Massey life worth?"
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"You no hear from me in two days, is no deal."
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"§§"
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"So ya run off and you steal a clerical collar, huh?"
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"I been givin'ya a great deal of thought."
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"So, in the meantime, I'll be satisfied just to survive."
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"I gotta get. I gotta pick up a friend at 3:00."
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"Oh, fellas, I gotta make a livin'."
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"and most people will do whatever you want."
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"His file was specifically chosen by General Fred White, the surgeon general of the air force."
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"No. He hates his Uncle Deke who used to sell the stuff."
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"because he's scheduled for a frontal lobe severance tomorrow."
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"And the general will be calling me at 5:00."
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"He didn't. I did. I had to bring your Uncle Deke into town."
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"- I'm sorry to hear about that. I was beginning to like him. - You hated him. He used to beat you."
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"- Mm-hmm - We'll take the job. You got the money and the picture?"
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"- Later. - You wanna go to Mexico?"
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"He just picked a girl up in the garage of the Courier Express."
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"Stay on him. Vector me in."
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"- Jo Bob Jameson. - Howdy, Avon."
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"and we're gonna see if Avon and Jo Bob gonna be able to cut us a calf here."
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"Lied? Me?"
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"you're gonna have one of your anxiety blackouts and..."
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"Now take it easy, B.A. Take it easy."
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"Wait a minute. Let me get his foot."
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"- Who is that? - Oh, that?"
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"Welcome to Air Chance. Sorry. We're out of kosher dinners."
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"Lynch is right behind us, baby. Get the clearance."
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"Murdock, go!"
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"Hey, Faceman. How you doing?"
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"- Hates the pilot? Why? - Because our pilot is insane."
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"§§"
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"Let's get something straight right now."
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"You want your friend back. The authorities shined you on."
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"- Are you still being chased by the government? - That's right."
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"I think we ought to turn around and call it off."
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"Mr Smith, I'm sorry. I couldn't get the money fast enough."
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"The master say..."
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"Flight 607, heavy. You are on final approach and clear..."
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"§§"
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"- How fast can you get us down? - You just landed, brother."
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"Unidentified aircraft behind 607 heading."
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"We got the Cisco Kid in the tower. He's screaming at me in Mexican, man."
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"- You got the script? - It's in the back."
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"- This man is dying. How is he, Doctor? - Seventy over 120. Pulse is weak. Is he on medication?"
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"- What? - This man is dying. Where's the hospital?"
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"It's a long ride. I wish one of these times you'd agree to fly."
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"We're probably gonna have to scrounge a pot of stuff'cause the client stiffed us."
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"- It's Friday already? I must have slept like a brick. - You really did, B.A."
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"- We're with the movie company. - Pardon me, sir?"
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"You're the backup. I'll go in and tip the joint over."
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"Glad to hear it. It's kind of hot out there. You got a couple of beers?"
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"I'm Manny Cortez."
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"He's terrorizing villages in the mountains."
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"- Good. - Do you do this all the time?"
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"- You've got to have some idea where the marijuana fields are. - Somewhere in here."
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"The townpeople who has been forced to work on the fields estimate them to be approximately five miles..."
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"- We're gonna need some armour plating. - Got it."
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"Ten-wheeler?"
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"And it'll bring him to us. Make him play on our field."
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"Poison."
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"I'd love some artillery. A 105 would be beautiful. Recoilless."
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"I'll straighten that out and get you a xerox of my copy, Mr Perez."
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"Good idea. Use ammonia."
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"Andre ain't gonna be so happy."
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"- Where do you come from? - Actually, I'm a rancher."
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"- A rancher? - Uh-huh."
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"Like in rope 'em and brand 'em?"
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"I hope they're brave."
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