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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"- What the shit, Snidely Whiplash?! - Now both of our cars"
Archer (2009)
"- Crooked cops? - Yes!"
Archer (2009)
"CPU, and... Beep boop, you are no longer a cripple."
Archer (2009)
"- What?! Goddamn, woman, inside voice! - How..."
Archer (2009)
"a goddamn baby knows, in craps, you never bet on the hard ways! Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"And what's with the "lickbag" stuff?"
Archer (2009)
"- I actually don't think you can. - Plus there's no need."
Archer (2009)
"And also too spilly. Now, what's with all the yelling?"
Archer (2009)
"- Obviously, you idiot! Why?! - Kidnapping!"
Archer (2009)
"- Gun-gun-gun-gun! Cyril look out! - No!"
Archer (2009)
"- Hang on, I still got two... - Pam, get the coke!"
Archer (2009)
"- Seriously, thanks for the deaf baby. - Oh, shut up. Cher..."
Archer (2009)
"- One, two, three, Go Herd. - Well?"
Archer (2009)
"- ten-goddamn-four?! - How about how much did this cost?"
Archer (2009)
"- Really? - Well, we hated you less."
Archer (2009)
"- No, what were you saying like you meant it? - Thank you, Krieger,"
Archer (2009)
"- Or definitely. Or whatever. - Goddamn it, Pam!"
Archer (2009)
"- The what? - Oh, for... You dated"
Archer (2009)
"- So stay awake! - I'm trying, but 18 hours?"
Archer (2009)
"- Move! - Oh, shut up."
Archer (2009)
"That because of your fat, blabbering mouth Lana would get caught with it"
Archer (2009)
"Obviously! I mean look at those big bastards!"
Archer (2009)
"sniffing a shit-ton of glue in my tour bus hot tub"
Archer (2009)
"anywhere else? It's bad enough I have to drive 24 hours straight."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, no, everything is, uh, totally fine now,"
Archer (2009)
"- and a blocker car it'll be 24, right? - What?"
Archer (2009)
"- pregnant. Oh, wait. - Can you two please go..."
Archer (2009)
"and B: If they weren't sitting on a"
Archer (2009)
"Let Sterling deal with this in that ridiculous blocker car."
Archer (2009)
"cocaine aren't people you want as friends, Pam. And not to sound elitist,"
Archer (2009)
"♪ We gonna do what they say can't be done ♪"
Archer (2009)
"- Affirmatory, good buddy! - Holy dickburn! So you got a buyer lined up"
Archer (2009)
"- cocaine to forget they live there. - Yeah, but not 100 pounds."
Archer (2009)
"In the blocker car, duh, if Cyril didn't just break the stupid axle."
Archer (2009)
"- Or donations, whatever. - Of pre-tax dollars from pot-taking"
Archer (2009)
"Because where the hell is my gun?!"
Archer (2009)
"Where's my gun, Pam?! What, did you spit it in some trucker's mouth, too?!"
Archer (2009)
"- What the...? - Looks like you got"
Archer (2009)
"- How are you still single? - Right?"
Archer (2009)
"So, I have a question."
Archer (2009)
"- That's from Smokey and the... Goddamn it! - Oww!"
Archer (2009)
"And one extremely flat tire, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I would like to revisit this whole"
Archer (2009)
"- Damn it! - Man, and here you are without your gun."
Archer (2009)
"♪ I'm eastbound Just watch ol' Bandit run! ♪"
Archer (2009)
"- Goddamn it! How long was I out? - Like, 12 hours? Five states,"
Archer (2009)
"Looks like old Snowball done it again!"
Archer (2009)
"- Lana! - Yeah, you're one to talk."
Archer (2009)
"- they just want the coke, so throw it out! - Of the car?"
Archer (2009)
"- What could I possibly owe you?! - I believe there was some"
Archer (2009)
"- Smokey and the goddamn Bandit. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"- a car with T-tops and a four-barrel. - Wha... Who's gonna do"
Archer (2009)
"Because if we miss that taping, I won't be responsible for my actions."
Archer (2009)
"- What? - 50, really?"
Archer (2009)
"make it back somehow. And I'm not doing that selling cocaine, thanks to Sterling,"
Archer (2009)
"- Sterling? - Well, he can't hear you now, I... ow!"
Archer (2009)
"- No, Lana, I don't ha... Ow! - In addition to sushi,"
Archer (2009)
"- Cupcakes? Oh! Oh, no. - Then what's it...?"
Archer (2009)
"- Why would bikers want to kidnap you? - Why would anyone?"
Archer (2009)
"- things to and/or on me! I... - You are not getting"
Archer (2009)
"And you don't think I'm a kidnapping risk?!"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, you're not actually pay... Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, I had to sell it. Chop-chop! Get the lead out, lickbag!"
Archer (2009)
"- anything to do with your cocaine-only diet! - Well, it's a small"
Archer (2009)
"- Enable the shit out of me! - What?"
Archer (2009)
"but in our current situation I would argue that cocaine is more dangerous,"
Archer (2009)
"the gold records to pay Archer and Pam's bail."
Archer (2009)
"Which is right where I wanted them, so I could go old school Bandit."
Archer (2009)
"- But... - It's also called"
Archer (2009)
"are messed up! I just leveled the playing field!"
Archer (2009)
"- say Brazos county? - Give you three guesses!"
Archer (2009)
"because we're about to get murdered for it!"
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah, but not overall... - They don't want us,"
Archer (2009)