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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Beauty Pageant (S02E02)

"Listen, I have been trying really hard not to bother you."
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"Like, when you had that barbecue last week,"
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"Yes. One week only."
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"that you go to work to every day. Excellent."
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"I can't do this right now. I have a guy fixing my bathroom."
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"I got to go."
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"Yeah, that's cool. I got to zoom out, too,"
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"And the first question goes to Tom Haverford."
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"because I didn't think angels could fly so low."
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"Thank you."
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"You're funny. You're funny."
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"Do you have a question, Tom?"
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"Okay, I have a real question, if you don't mind, Tom."
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"Well, uh, I think that America is the land of the free,"
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"which is a wonderful thing,"
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"and also the brave, where people can live,"
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"I would actually call it "Our-merica,""
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"I also didn't see any toothpaste. Do you not use toothpaste?"
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"I mean, I always knew he was lazy,"
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"but this is, like, a new low for him."
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"I feel like we should invite him inside."
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"Okay, folks, just a couple more contestants,"
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"and then the judges will decide"
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"What? We don't get cash? This is for a fence?"
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"Well, it won't cover a whole fence."
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"But it will defray the cost considerably!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Okay, I guess she really is quitting."
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"So, how long do we have to pretend to deliberate"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Well, her name is Trish."
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"Susan Boring Stories? No. It's Trish. Let's go back out there."
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"Okay, hold on, everyone. Hold on. Everyone, wait, wait, wait."
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"Look, whoever we choose"
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"She'll be someone that little girls"
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"Now, nobody leaves this room until we discuss all of it. Okay?"
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"Consider yourselves sequestered."
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"who has entered and won this contest in the past."
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"Jessica, may I ask, what was your talent?"
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"I have to say, Leslie does make a good point."
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"Yes, Ray. Good, I like what you're saying. Let's keep talking."
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"And I know what "fixing your shower" means."
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"No, it's all right."
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"I already ate. I'm super full. I don't... I don't want any."
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"Guys, all I ask is that you look into your hearts,"
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"and think, really think, about what you've seen"
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"and ask yourselves,"
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""Who is the most impressive woman here tonight?""
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"It's the hot one. Trish lanetta!"
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"Do you put a little hot sauce on these or something?"
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"It's hot sauce."
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"Ann is an extraordinary cook."
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"Do you want some more? Are you hungry still?"
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"You know what's funny?"
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"that there was once a time"
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"when Mark used to be the stranger in the house."
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"to give a round of applause to all the contestants this evening? Yes."
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"Especially Susan."
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"and it won't be the last."
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"are judged not by the flatness of their tummies,"
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"but by the contents of their brains."
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"I hope you honor this crown with dignity, and a devotion to all..."
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"We are leaving."
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"Don't worry. I'm very good at picking up signals."
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"Let's go, Mark."
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"Okay. All right."
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"Just don't worry about me, Ann. Okay?"
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"That went really well!"
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"Oh, God, I was so tempted to look back at her."
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"Was she looking?"
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"I had to walk so slow."
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"Well, well, well, look who's here. It's Officer John McClane."
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"Welcome to the party, pal."
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"Who's that?"
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"Hey. What are you doing here?"
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"Yeah. You said yes."
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"And that's made me uncomfortable."
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"Okay."
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"Dave, I like you."
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"But I'm just busy. Right now, my schedule is just so"
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"Look, I'm not a guy who plays games."
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"Okay, I just came to tell you that I like you, and I like coffee and I..."
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"Yeah? Great."
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"Hey, will Sandra Day O'Connor and Michelle Obama"
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"No, they will not be joining us."
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"about the Troubled Assets Relief Program."
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"Hmm."
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"I figured."
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"Yeah."
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"If you guys like grilling, you want to come over and use my grill..."
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"Look, let me do you a favor. Take a key."
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"Just come by, grill up whatever you want."
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"This is one of my favorite pick-up strategies."
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"This is your house key?"
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"Just come by, go for a dip, whenever you want."
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"That's a very appealing offer, thank you."
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"Hey, Tommy."
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"Fifty more copies, please."
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"You got it."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You get to be a judge in that thing?"
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"Whoa. The girls from Talent and Poise gonna be there?"
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"Hey!"
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"Okay, yeah, sure."
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"Good, a couple days are free."
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"Maybe we could just, you know..."
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"who doesn't love giving vaccinations?"
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"I've never dated anyone who loves giving vaccinations."
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"I made Jessica."
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"32 A? How'd you get in here?"
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"places and things!"
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"Looks like we got a frontrunner, guys!"
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"presentation, intelligence, knowledge of herstory,"
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"Gay penguins, parks, sugar, parks."
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"I'm texting Trish to tell her how good she did earlier."
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"Was that Andy?"
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"Do you live down here?"
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"All right, it's time now for the dreaded Q&A."
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"What can we do as citizens to improve on that experiment?"
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"But the high birthing rate of immigrants frightens me."
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"that my ex-boyfriend lives in a tent"
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