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Clips from Peep Show - Threeism (S09E09)

"Is this Ribena?"
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"I'm a complicated guy with a complicated past."
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"Why did you have to sleep with her? I'm right here!"
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"Oh, everything was all right when you were humping two people,"
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"but when I started, that's not allowed?"
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"You kept Megan a secret because you like her more than me."
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"Admit it."
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"No! I won't fucking admit it, because it's not true."
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"April... I was just explaining."
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"I-I think I got it right, that..."
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"Uh-huh. That's wise."
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"I understand. I'll go."
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"April, if you like, there's a B&B nearby,"
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"or I can take the sofa and you can..."
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"That's kind, Mark, but I want to go home."
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"Gus, do you mind staying here? Of course."
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"Let's talk anon."
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"And thank you."
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"Great. She's gone and I'm left with the Jesus lunk who, because of manners,"
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"I never asked you to fight over me. Get off!"
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"Oh, for fuck's sake!"
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"Thank you, Mark, for letting me stay. You're a good man."
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"You know, really talk, about..."
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"sin and man and God and love"
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"and the mystery of the Trinity."
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"Right."
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"'and drink vinegar and lettuce and rum and eat moulded Dairylea"
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"'while those two gently hump in the corner.'"
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"♪ Cos I'm in hell. ♪"
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"'That would be his dream.' JEZ: Fuck!"
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"regardless of how many times you try and put one up."
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"because I don't really understand almost any of what the news is about,"
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"And don't talk about upsetting shit."
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"'Two peas in a fucking pod.'"
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"'Could come clean."
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"'"and faked being a mature student to see you."'"
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"I thought I remembered you! But I wasn't sure..."
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"our coaching window. Yeah. I mean..."
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"Angus is so busy with all his..."
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"research. 'Hello, resentment, my old friend."
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"which everyone sits through like obedient disciples"
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"who got my joke about Indiana Jones!"
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"taste almost as nice as a slice of freshly buttered toast."
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"'Yeah, let's go for a totally normal Saturday night three-person run.'"
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"'We'll fit right along in with your other guests.'"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Right, we're getting somewhere."
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"Till they hatch."
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"getting rid of the love message on your eyes."
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"Hi, April."
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"But I think April will be able to join me."
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"KNOCK ON DOOR"
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"Uh, uh, uh, eh-heh-heh-heh."
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"I mean, apart from all the Christian stuff, what did Jesus actually do?"
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"Yeah, put that aside. The moral universe we all live in?"
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"You know, I'm not saying I like him, but at least Hitler did some paintings."
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"As a penance, I went to live with the monks on Mount Athos for three months."
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"Apparently, he lived on nothing but dry bread and goat's milk."
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"I am upset. It's obviously still a bit raw."
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"Yes, it's Ribena. I'm an alcoholic."
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"'And I'm fucking your boyfriend.' Time's up, I think."
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"I'll be in in a minute."
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"Uh, uh... Eh-heh-heh-heh."
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"Oh, my God! 'Urgh, lid scour.'"
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"That she hates. Are you wearing eyeshadow, Mark?"
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"If you don't know, just say. Well..."
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"Ten weeks, whatever."
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"You don't have to achieve sainthood."
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"For the cheese course, I have a soft cheese..."
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"Yes? 'Yep, let's sit here, me and my make-up,"
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"'Now it's like there are two Jeremys in there humping each other."
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"'Is it OK if we both come to the dinner party?'"
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"When we were in Corfu last summer, we had a little relationship trouble."
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"What the hell are you doing? I-I'm picking the beans out."
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"Yeah? Yeah, mate."
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"On the plus side, she's fucking around on him and he's fucking around on her."
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"'I mean, it's fine."
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"Beans are pasta sauce. Beans are not pasta sauce!"
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"in the most adult way possible."
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"# I'm not sick, but I'm not well"
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"We used to get pissed and pull each other off. Didn't you?"
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"That's the key to happiness."
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"'Yeah, Morocco. Anything goes in Morocco.'"
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"'It's political correctness gone normal.'"
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"Right, then, hold still. Come on, Mark."
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"Just, what, you've gone gay?"
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"I don't fit in to your tiny little boxes."
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"I have a long and varied list of regrets,"
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"'How did I get here?!'"
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"'then it's, "Look out, St Basil!" because I'm going to buy a box of wet wipes"
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"Er, who should I sign it to? Mark. Mark Corrigan."
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"'and we got...what was it? Super-burgers?'"
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"'She's leaving. Again. Come on, Mark! Pull your dick from the stone!'"
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"As a matter of fact, I'm having a dinner party tomorrow night."
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"Well, why don't you come on your own? It's not like you're chained together."
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"You know what? Maybe it's fine. Is it...Moroccan?"
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"Um... I might take it slow, leave some for your other guests."
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"You're humping them both? To be honest, it's getting quite tiring."
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"'Wheedle, wheedle, pry and needle.'"
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"I can't simply push out the window. For God's sake, this is pathetic."
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