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Clips from Peep Show - Threeism (S09E09)

"Wow, this is, um... It's Moroccan. I love it."
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"It... It's quite subtle."
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"'Blink impulse off the scale and drink disgusting.'"
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"Good idea. I'll just go and see where the other guests have got to."
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"OK, can you haul in the mannequins, the normalisers?"
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"'Oh, my God. Yeah, that'll work.'"
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"Do I claim fancy dress or go full English,"
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"button down, hope they don't mention? Look,"
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"you probably need to know, Joe thinks Megan's fucking around on him"
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"Right. God. And..."
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"I happen to know that they're both right."
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"Because I've sort of ended up sleeping with both of them."
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"Especially when I have to do them both in one day."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, you can't fuck them both, I'm afraid."
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"That's not how civilisation works."
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"'Civilisation, schmivilisation.'"
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"Did Maggie mention that she's actually an artist?"
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"It's Megan. Oh, of course!"
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"Maggie's just a nickname."
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"I-I understood it was the fashion, but, uh, I may have been misinformed."
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"'Serve up, move on.'"
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"So, you two are writing a book together?"
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"but Angus's ideas are what the book's built on."
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"April's doing herself a disservice."
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"She's the real historian of the two of us."
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"I think of myself more as a..."
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"as a theologian, really."
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"The Holy Roman Empire is a guilty pleasure... 'He's very decent."
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"'Very wholesome."
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"All above our heads."
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"Especially yours, eh, Jez?"
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"'Always rely on Jez for a chuckle. I'll show them.'"
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"Can I ask you a question, Angus, of a theological nature?"
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"a cat?"
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"I wouldn't have thought personal pets in the sense that we..."
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"I do find it interesting that all you pointy-heads,"
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"living inside your Westminster bubble... I'm not a politician."
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"People like you in your ivory towers,"
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"HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Do dig in."
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"Like my eyeshadow."
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"Tastes like baked beans on spaghetti with lettuce."
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"but I think it's a little more sophisticated than that."
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"It's from the Atlas Mountains."
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"'This is a disaster. Joe thinks I'm an idiot. I'm not an idiot."
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"'I'm Paxman.'"
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"To be honest, er, I've never really got it about Jesus."
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"What did Jesus do... apart from Christianity?"
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"I'm not knocking the guy."
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"I'm just saying, you know, apart from that, what did he actually achieve?"
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"'Ooh, hello!"
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"'Am I betraying Joe or Megan more?"
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"'What the fuck?"
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"'Shit!' What the hell?"
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"I, um... That was actually Mark's foot."
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"He does that sometimes for laughs."
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"What?"
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"Put your foot in my groin under the table."
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"No, I don't. Mark's got his shoes on."
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"He's quick. He slips them on and off."
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"It's part of our flirty, dirty game."
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"I have no idea what he's talking about."
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"'There goes a valuable glassful.'"
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"- What's going on? - What's going on?!"
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"Can we talk about this, please? 'Oh, brilliant."
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"'Freak-show sideshow at the shit-show.'"
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"What the fuck were you doing?"
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"What was I doing? What the fuck were you doing?"
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"'The full Paddington.'"
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"I need a cigarette. Has anyone got a cigarette?"
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"I thought you'd given up."
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"I thought things, you thought things."
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"Turns out, people can surprise you."
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"Go on. Fine. Choke yourself."
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"At least I tell you when I'm breaking a promise."
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"Sorry, it's just a... bit of a flashback to Corfu."
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"Not nothing."
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"I'm sure all's well now. I-I don't want to pry."
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"We've had counselling, we've dealt with the issues, we've moved on."
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"But the wounds are still there."
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"That can happen with wounds. It can be good to give them a good..."
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"inspection now and again."
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"Ten weeks."
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"I know, and I'm sorry."
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"I can be weak."
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"Weak how exactly, Angus?"
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"Just, ooh, try not to fuck anyone else."
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"'This is amazing."
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"'So uncomfortable."
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"'This could be my night of greatest triumph."
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"'If we weren't all about to die from eating these poisonous eggs.'"
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"'Dairylea moulded together with my bare hands.'"
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"..plus a tasty young Stilton. Ingenious. But totally mental."
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"So, we've got good news. We're going to make a go of it."
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"We're looking at the possibility of moving forward as a three."
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"Becoming a...triangle."
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"With guidelines."
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"Three-ism."
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"Th... Three-ism?"
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"Well, I think it's great you're trying to approach the situation"
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"To give it a go with her and me in some kind of triangle?"
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"'Oh, Angus. You just can't seem to say the right thing, you lovely arsehole.'"
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"HE SIGHS I'm sorry this all happened here."
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"'Just very sensitively shut her in.'"
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"But I do still love him."
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"Can you tell him I need to talk to him? 'Maybe I will, April."
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"'Although you might have picked a slightly corrupt postman.'"
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"OK, I mean, this is very exciting,"
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"No, it's Saturday, so it's a Joe and Megan night."
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"Yeah, but you two already fucked today. It's my turn for a go on Joe."
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"Oh, OK."
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"Well, then, yeah, I mean, I guess it's up to Joe."
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"Is it? Is there a rule for...?"
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"Oh, this is fucking bullshit!"
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"ANGUS CLEARS HIS THROAT"
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"What did she say? Look,"
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"don't shoot the messenger, but April said she..."
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"doesn't want to speak to you."
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"She loves you, but she's not sure she likes you."
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"'Drink down my lies, Angus."
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