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Clips from Frasier - Here's Looking at You (S01E01)

"- Yes, she is a looker! - There's a voyeur in all of us."
Frasier
"Let's see what else the Seattle skyline has to offer."
Frasier
"I say we make a strict rule. If anybody does anything nasty, we move on."
Frasier
"Agreed?"
Frasier
"I said "agreed"?"
Frasier
"Yeah."
Frasier
"There's a lady with a telescope looking back at us!"
Frasier
"- What shall we do? - Hide!"
Frasier
"What are you doing?"
Frasier
"Why not? Wait, she's writing something!"
Frasier
"She's holding it up."
Frasier
"It says, "Hello, there, stranger.""
Frasier
"I'll answer her. Write down, "My name is Martin.""
Frasier
"You shouldn't encourage her. I don't want people looking in on us."
Frasier
"- Yeah... "My name is Irene." - Her name's Irene."
Frasier
"- Thank you. - Wait, she's writing something else!"
Frasier
"Oh, it does say that!"
Frasier
"- Her oldest son is an accountant. - He was the breech birth?"
Frasier
"- No, that's the dentist in Boise. - Oh, right."
Frasier
"He's got the wife that won't let him visit. I can't stand her."
Frasier
"Morning, Dad, Daphne. Morning, Irene."
Frasier
"Pityriasis rosea."
Frasier
"Irene and l are exchanging family histories."
Frasier
"- Don't tell your girlfriend about that. - She's not my girlfriend!"
Frasier
"You've been exchanging notes for the last three days."
Frasier
"- Let me borrow that pad. - What are you doing?"
Frasier
"and maybe save a small forest."
Frasier
"- I'm giving her our number. - No, don't do that!"
Frasier
"She won't call."
Frasier
"- Want to bet? - Yeah, five bucks."
Frasier
"(Phone)"
Frasier
"- Tell her I'm not home! - She knows you're home."
Frasier
"She can see you through the telescope."
Frasier
"- Come on, you're just a little nervous. - Hello?"
Frasier
"Yeah, it's nice hearing yours."
Frasier
"Can you hold on a minute?"
Frasier
"Would you two get out of here?"
Frasier
"I made him this rich coffee cake."
Frasier
"because as he put it, "Women don't like a spare tyre on a man.""
Frasier
"Oh, it's funny. The twists and turns of fate."
Frasier
"If I had tried to set Dad up with a woman, he would've refused."
Frasier
"But I go out, get him a telescope and it kindles this romance."
Frasier
"- Well? - What?"
Frasier
"Was she nice, interesting? What did she say?"
Frasier
"- A lot of stuff. - So, you'll be seeing each other?"
Frasier
"- She wanted to, but I said no. - Why?"
Frasier
"Thinking he was tasting a Château Petrus,"
Frasier
"he was in fact sipping a Fourcas-Dupré."
Frasier
"At the end of the evening, he tendered his resignation."
Frasier
"That must have ruined the evening."
Frasier
"Already? I thought it was going well."
Frasier
"It was, then they spoke once and then Dad said she wasn't his type."
Frasier
"It's over. He's cut her out of his life."
Frasier
"Remind me again what you do for a living."
Frasier
"It was one phone call."
Frasier
"Remind me again what you do for a living."
Frasier
"Maybe we should set Dad up with her?"
Frasier
"under the duvet with a two-week migraine,"
Frasier
"and I'm left holding the bag, literally and figuratively."
Frasier
"No, I don't think so. I know Dad. Don't meddle."
Frasier
"- At least say hello to Aunt Patrice. - I'm not driving out there."
Frasier
"She's out in the car."
Frasier
"Oh, then she's fine."
Frasier
"It's just a bad dream, I promise you."
Frasier
"Senator Thurmond is not in your closet."
Frasier
"- How's Freddy? - He's fine."
Frasier
"He thanks you for the toy gun you gave him."
Frasier
"Oh, it's such a beautiful night. The city is lit up like a jewel."
Frasier
"Oh, look, there's Irene!"
Frasier
"She's sitting in her window wearing a stunning green dress."
Frasier
"But her face... It's so sad!"
Frasier
"Oh... Oh, she's holding a note."
Frasier
"Will you cut it out. Irene is not sitting in her window!"
Frasier
"All right, but she might as well be."
Frasier
"- Ever met a woman who's not the one? - Yes. Five years after I married her."
Frasier
"You remember Aunt Patrice?"
Frasier
"I don't recall when we met,"
Frasier
"- Let me take your wrap. - We were driving and I thought,"
Frasier
""We're just a couple of short ferry rides from Frasier's." So..."
Frasier
"...we decided to pop over."
Frasier
"Is this the charming gentleman you were talking about?"
Frasier
"You bloodhound, you've treed another one."
Frasier
"Yes, this is my dad."
Frasier
"How are you, Patrice? I'm Martin Crane, this is Daphne Moon."
Frasier
"- Nice to meet you. - Please."
Frasier
"What brings you to Seattle? I came to see Maris,"
Frasier
"but she's taken to her bed again. I still have no idea how tall she is."
Frasier
"Patrice and I've had a great time."
Frasier
"If you call sitting in your waiting room reading old magazines a great time,"
Frasier
"Now I know where Maris gets her sense of humour."
Frasier
"We went to the arboretum, a fashion show,"
Frasier
"I never thought opposites attract."
Frasier
"D'go y'gou sp'geak g'g-speak'g?"
Frasier
"No Dad, it's just g-speak."
Frasier
"You just put a "g" in every syllable. So, you would be M'gar'g'tin g'Crane."
Frasier
"Just say it with me. Come on: M'gar'g'tin..."
Frasier
"That's not necessary, Daphne. We don't want to spoil our appetites"
Frasier
"for that dinner in 20 minutes."
Frasier
"That's right, that dinner in 20 minutes!"
Frasier
"It was such a pleasure meeting you."
Frasier
"Oh, I look forward to my next trip to Seattle!"
Frasier
"If you're ever in Washington. I'm in the b'gook."
Frasier
"What the hell was that?"
Frasier
"- I feel sorry for the poor thing. - I feel sorry for Niles."
Frasier
"That's who I'm talking about."
Frasier
"- You know I saw what you just did. - What did I do?"
Frasier
"- Wouldn't you? - You moved away from the window."
Frasier
"- No, I won't. - All right."
Frasier
"Rose is a nice name. It was Mother's middle name."
Frasier
"- Yeah. - Oh, Dad."
Frasier
"Look, you can't feel guilty about that. Mom's been gone for six years now."
Frasier
"Your feelings for Irene are separate from those for Mom. If Mom was here,"
Frasier
"Thanks Frasier. I guess I don't say it often enough but you're a good kid."
Frasier
"I couldn't help but overhear. That was a very nice thing to say."
Frasier
"- No. - I can check. I still have all our notes."
Frasier
"All right, I had to tell him something."
Frasier
"- You sure? - You gonna get on my back, too?"
Frasier
"No, but I was wondering"
Frasier
"if the reason why things didn't work out between you and Irene was... well..."
Frasier
"- What? - Well, maybe..."
Frasier
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