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Clips from Frasier - Here's Looking at You (S01E01)

"'She literally hangs around the house all day. It is very frustrating.'"
Frasier
"Can we go back for a second?"
Frasier
"It's my pet peeve:"
Frasier
"I think what he means is,"
Frasier
"We'll be back after this message from "Pizza, Pizza, Pizza"."
Frasier
""in his underwear is getting first-rate service." Don't you hate that?"
Frasier
"Actually, I do most of my shopping by phone."
Frasier
"He just sits around watching TV or doing the occasional crossword."
Frasier
"Oh... I guess that helps fill her day."
Frasier
"Oh, she likes archaeology. She's on a dig in Honduras right now."
Frasier
"I was walking through the hobby shop."
Frasier
"Dr Crane! You naughty boy! Peeking in on other people's privacy!"
Frasier
"Hey, where'd you just come from?"
Frasier
"I'd lock people up for that."
Frasier
"- Oh, God! - What?"
Frasier
"Every time I do something bad, I get caught!"
Frasier
"Hi! How you doing?"
Frasier
"- She's waving, I'm waving back. - Don't do that."
Frasier
"- Daphne, get me that pad and pen! - What for?"
Frasier
"I don't think I made my bed today."
Frasier
"Is she writing anything else?"
Frasier
""Is that Dr Crane from the radio hiding there behind you?""
Frasier
"When you were a kid, what was that skin condition you had on your butt?"
Frasier
"- How do you spell that? - Why?"
Frasier
"If you were in the sixth grade, you'd be sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g."
Frasier
"I'm going to help along your little romance"
Frasier
"- Why? - She'll think I'm being too forward."
Frasier
"You met peeping into her apartment."
Frasier
"- Aren't you going to answer it? - You get it."
Frasier
"Hello? No, no, this is Frasier, hi. I'm fine."
Frasier
"- You really think he's interested in her? - Yes, I think so."
Frasier
"You know what a sweet tooth he has. And he wouldn't even take one bite,"
Frasier
"It's kismet."
Frasier
"She's not my type."
Frasier
"We got any butter around here?"
Frasier
"There he was, proclaiming the Petrus to be the superior wine,"
Frasier
"Of course, as so often happens, roughhouse turns to tears."
Frasier
"- Not really, I'm the new president. - Kudos, indeed."
Frasier
"Oh! Are Dad and his lady friend still playing telescope footsie?"
Frasier
"Who knows why anybody does anything?"
Frasier
"I suppose it could be any number of reasons - fear of rejection, shyness..."
Frasier
"When Aunt Patrice visits, Maris dives"
Frasier
"- You left her in the car? - I cracked open a window."
Frasier
"No, calm down, son. Listen to Daddy."
Frasier
"That's a good boy. All right."
Frasier
"You go back to bed now... I love you, too."
Frasier
"I'll see you next weekend. OK, bye-bye."
Frasier
"Or what he can remember of it before Lilith smashed it with a croquet mallet."
Frasier
"(Doorbell)"
Frasier
"Of course, Aunt Patrice."
Frasier
"but I remember a lot of laughing, dancing."
Frasier
"- My husband's funeral. - Yes! Of course!"
Frasier
"Of course, the laughter was to hide our tears."
Frasier
"then, yes, we had a laugh riot."
Frasier
"Why don't I pop in the kitchen and get us all some refreshments."
Frasier
"A capital idea. We'll join you and give these kids"
Frasier
"- I told you not to bring her here. - I ran out of ways to entertain her."
Frasier
"That woman is not Dad's type."
Frasier
"- We can't leave Dad alone with her. - I'm sure they're doing fine."
Frasier
"- I was afraid of this. - What?"
Frasier
"- Come again? - She trots it out at parties."
Frasier
"G'george Ste'g'pha'g'no'g'poul'g'os."
Frasier
"I told you we shouldn't have just stopped by."
Frasier
"- These people have plans. - How I envy them."
Frasier
"- Likewise. - Oh, no. You can do better than that!"
Frasier
"When she went to hug you, you moved away."
Frasier
"You didn't want Irene to see you. You care about her."
Frasier
"Go chase yourself."
Frasier
"You won't let go of this thing!"
Frasier
"- Irene's middle name is Rose. - So?"
Frasier
"Right, Dad."
Frasier
"Yeah, he's a good kid."
Frasier
"if you weren't a bit self-conscious about your hip?"
Frasier
"With that silvery mane, twinkling blue eyes and whisky voice,"
Frasier
"For instance, Franklin D Roosevelt."
Frasier
"Of course, he didn't limp so much as roll."
Frasier
"Toulouse-Lautrec. Although he was a little person."
Frasier
"Have I got this tie on right?"
Frasier
"The only way I can get the knot right, is if I tie it on Eddie first."
Frasier
"Has dating changed much in the last 40 years?"
Frasier
"Just busting your chops."
Frasier
"(Doorbell)"
Frasier
"Nice to finally meet you."
Frasier
"♪ Mercy!"
Frasier
"Good night everybody!"
Frasier
"Hello, Doug, this is Dr Frasier Crane. I'm listening."
Frasier
"'She doesn't want to do anything, go anywhere."
Frasier
"You said your mother "literally" hangs around the house."
Frasier
"you mean she figuratively hangs around the house."
Frasier
"To literally hang around the house"
Frasier
"- 'Can I tell you my pet peeve?' - Sure."
Frasier
"'l hate intellectuals with superiority complexes who nitpick your grammar"
Frasier
"'when you ask for help. That's what I've got a problem with.'"
Frasier
"It's time for a station break."
Frasier
"- What does your mother do? - Wisconsin Attorney General."
Frasier
"She says, "Crime never stops, even in the dairy state.""
Frasier
"Maybe I can find him a hobby. Any suggestions?"
Frasier
"Mom likes to water-ski a little. She hikes, oil paints..."
Frasier
"Yes, with the dog. Eddie's legs are going like mad."
Frasier
"He's dreaming of chasing rabbits."
Frasier
"But why is your father twitching?"
Frasier
"Just about done with this thing."
Frasier
"Your dad will love it."
Frasier
"It was "Eureka!" I actually said, "Eureka!""
Frasier
"If people were concerned about their privacy,"
Frasier
"would they leave their blinds open"
Frasier
"Your father's coming. Stand in front of it."
Frasier
"We'll make this a surprise."
Frasier
"- Hi, guys. - How was your nap?"
Frasier
"I had the strangest dream."
Frasier
"A woman with bad breath was licking my face."
Frasier
"I got a surprise for you."
Frasier
"Hey, a telescope! That's a beaut! What's the occasion?"
Frasier
"I saw on the news, there's a bunch of falcons"
Frasier
"You can see everything in that building."
Frasier
"It's innocent. Just think of it as having like 100 more channels to watch."
Frasier
"There's an old couple watching telly."
Frasier
"Next door, an attractive young woman is working at a computer,"
Frasier
"while below her a burly man is sopping up a large pool of blood."
Frasier
"Oh, Daddy!"
Frasier
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