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Clips from Scary Movie 5 (2013)

"Well, maybe we didn't do it right."
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
"Ow!"
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"No, that's still shit with mustard."
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"Maybe just a banana, then? Very much potassium."
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"So bueno, Mr. Dan."
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"Wait. What's going on here? I can explain."
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"Girls, run! Run! No."
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"All right, enough."
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"Told you that shark was going to come in handy."
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"Thank you. Lily."
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"Enjoy Earth while you still got it."
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"We're kissing."
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"Yeah. OK."
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"I'm OK with this."
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"B mark!"
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"We're good. We're good."
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"Damn! Ow!"
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"It does not come off."
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"These books are all..."
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"Do they have a broom?"
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"Do they have a pointy nose?"
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"So, what, I didn't get the part?"
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"Me and Brandy, Doggy?"
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"In case a burglar tries to steal my sex tapes."
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"You sure we're alone here? Feels like there's somebody else in this house."
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"free preventative care, and it closes the Medicare Part D loophole."
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"Well, why they call it Johnson & Johnson?"
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"It's gonna grow back just like a lobster paw."
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"I don't know, man. Just doesn't feel right."
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"Ankle. Tracking bracelet."
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"when you was playing with yourself."
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"And he found out his girl be, you know, doing her thing with another man."
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"Trust me... we're gonna need a shark."
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"Do you? Your wife plays in a punk rock band, staying out all night long,"
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"Maybe we should put him in the carrier."
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"Caesar has got to show some human intelligence at that board meeting..."
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"Still got it..."
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"Why?"
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"Was it just eight-year-old teen angst,"
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"Ah! Make the call!"
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"- They're attacking him! - Who are they attacking, ma'am?"
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"Ma'am, that's not important. Your life is."
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"So hungry."
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"Heather!"
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"We're kissing."
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"- What happened? - Guy was in the shot."
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"' Cut."
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"Stop it!"
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"Ballet? Yes. Aren't you donating millions?"
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"The large reward offered for the rescue of Charlie's kids"
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"But these may help you break through."
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"Look, you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow."
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"This is all about the spirit world here."
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"Forget it."
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"a yacht, fill it with cash, bitches and a shark."
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"Almost killed myself. All right, I communicated."
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"I don't believe this... our whole house ransacked."
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"I am naming as her understudy Kendra Brooks."
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"He got dragged away? I don't remember that."
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"Me neither."
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"What do we do now? Um, I'll just..."
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"Oh, uh, just some movies I rented."
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"I was just dancing and kissing him"
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"You do? This weekend's devoted to Mia."
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"I'm being told that all available officers are now on the scene."
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"Everyone was on high alert for these children,"
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"Now, no more rock band, no more silly wig."
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"My decorator assured me that... Never mind."
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"With three new kids to care for,"
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"Judge Henderson? No. I wish. Thompson."
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"In your dreams, of course."
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"Ooh, shit!"
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"Why did I think you could be intelligent?"
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"No, not that way. Away from the cliff!"
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"No, I'm the Swan Queen."
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"Honey, thank God you're all right."
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"Love you."
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"You go on... shh... shh me again. I double-dog dare you, hell."
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"and you hop and you spread your legs a little bit."
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"That's the spirit."
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"Empty your mind of all the thoughts of today's troubles."
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"I wasn't going to."
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"Who is Mama?"
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"Come on. Look. Oh, yeah. Lily."
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"This is not ballet. No, it the hell ain't."
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"Come on, girls. Let's go get Aidan."
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"All right, that's lunch."
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"Sorry. I dropped my phone in there."
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"Let me take a picture. OK."
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"and demanding role in all of ballet... the Swan Queen."
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"The next section should explain itself."
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"or were there otherworldly forces at work here?"
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"I got a better question, man. What the hell are two stoners doing"
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"Dan really needed to start performing at work."
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"How do you like my blue room?"
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"That's nothing."
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"I think I better go."
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"Wow. Get out of here, Emilio."
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"Not tonight."
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"They got No More Tears."
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"They won't care, huh? Man, just keep running."
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"Dude, what the hell was that?"
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"whereas you are bla... dder infection, we're all at risk."
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"I mean, look at all the imaginative things I made out of blocks."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Huh?"
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"Ow!"
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"testing the I-13 compound on 30 apes."
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"I'm the king of the world! Woo! Woo!"
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"Well, I'm the dancer, so I'll do the kissing around here."
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"You're all going to die tonight."
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"Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto."
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"Oy."
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"That's cool."
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"Dan's got a mad demon in his house."
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"You remind me of my father."
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"And so our story ends."
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"That's the nurses' temporary locker room,"
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"Suck my..."
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"I'm ready for it. Hey."
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