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Clips from Scary Movie 5 (2013)

"Enough! This is crazy."
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
"Lily's not a dog."
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"She's a beautiful little girl who I've grown to love."
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"I love all these children, Mama, even if they don't all love me."
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"Lily loves you, too, Jody."
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"And they belong in this world with me and Dan."
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"Because they deserve parents who aren't decomposing."
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"Good girl."
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"Where's the page? Damn it, I can't find it."
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"Man, we need to stop smoking this shit."
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"Your cue is coming up. Oh, Kendra."
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"Look, it's OK, girl. Let's forget about what happened."
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"Throwing Mama off the cliff has really made me reevaluate my priorities."
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"My family comes first. You dance the Black Swan."
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"Because sometimes in life... OK."
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"This some bullshit."
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"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
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"That's what I'm talking about! Right? Right?"
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"You know that shit, right?"
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"it's that mankind is a pathetic race"
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"Well, we'll see how you like it once the swan consumes you!"
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"- Ah. - Cut!"
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"But was he dressed like a demon?"
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"Do the second my penis as a question."
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"OK. And then my other penis is a question also?"
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"I know. I don't know why. You're jumping... Yeah."
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"Welcome to Hollywood."
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"And we're painting it. Cut."
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"I'm OK with this."
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"Ouch. Hello here!"
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"Oh!"
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"Jody! Thank God I caught you."
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"I'll save you, Snoop Dogg."
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"My name ain't Snoop Dogg in this... movie, man!"
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"Well, I mean, I... Sh..."
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"Now prepare for a night of unparalleled passion."
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"Whoa!"
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"Millions? What...? I'm broke."
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"Every cent I have has been put into this room."
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"Oh, cry me a river."
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"I'm going to need a little help. I don't have a penis."
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"I'm getting tired of talking about this..."
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"...man, we keep going in circles, talking about a... man."
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"Let's talk about a... man,"
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"- or getting some... - getting some..."
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"If we had a... here, she could wash our... off right now."
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"You understand me? That's the way I would say it."
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"Hey, babe, check out this psychic's book for a clue."
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"Nuh!"
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"What does this have to do with...?"
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"- What does this have to do with...? - Sorry."
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"You just keep cupping your boobs. OK, sorry."
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"OK, how do we know who's a witch?"
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"I'm... I'm going to pee my pants!"
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"Where's everybody going?"
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"Anyway, the idea took hold."
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"Just one? Just one."
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"The one with the cabin in the woods."
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"Truce? Truce."
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"Wearing blackface. Cool with that?"
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"tastes like. What? Ah, man!"
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"I'm ready for it."
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"Jody. No pause between Jo and dy."
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"Hey, hey, hey, little lady, that's not how..."
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"I'm saying the kids are not yours to take."
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"But... I was just messing with you."
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"they were also bringing home a hidden evil."
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"entering the house for the very first time."
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"Oh, yes, of course, our dog Artie."
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"OK, OK, that's good, Maria."
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"Eighty-one seconds? Oh, Caesar."
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"They're not beasts."
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"Shh. Hell. You better sit back before I punch you in your damn throat."
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"We're trying to enjoy the show."
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"of becoming the Swan Queen."
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"Jody knew the battle would be a tough one."
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"The white and the black."
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"Are you going to try out? Me?"
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"I don't like to be the center of attention."
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"Jody certainly had her work cut out for her."
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"Like what?"
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"You need call psychic. Kill bad spirits."
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"You leave the house unattended with the doors unlocked"
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"I'm sorry! God, help, honey!"
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"Maria, honey, help! Geez! Maria, put the camera..."
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"All right, listen, guys, it's just us"
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"Mama says you're going to have an accident."
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"Oh, OK. Is this the same Mama who trashed the house?"
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"I wouldn't."
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"And so Jody was..."
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"I do not wish to repeat myself."
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"Her?! Anyone but her!"
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"Mama told me."
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"Look, Mr. Dan, look."
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"Let's get you in a robe."
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"Hey, we don't lick our balls in this house."
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"Oh, God! Geez!"
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"Dan, I'm calling the psychic!"
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"Maybe you adopted a small African child named Ikatababwe,"
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"But then he needs something to drink!"
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"Help, it's got me! Dan!"
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"What's that? My penis."
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"What the hell is that? My penis?"
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"Is that smoke?"
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"This is completely insane! It's what she believes in, honey!"
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"Oof!"
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"911, what's your emergency?"
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"Yeah, you're right. Why should he care?"
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"Hello. I'm Dom Kolb. You called about a dream extraction?"
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"Mm-hm."
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"So when do we start dreaming?"
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"What does that have to do with Ma...?"
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"They call me Christian Grey."
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"was located in the cellar of a cabin, in the woods."
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"Um, I don't know."
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"What? Oh, and now you're gonna tell me"
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"Oh, the door was open so I let myself in."
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"Oh, my gosh, who are you? I'm Jody and this is Kendra."
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"We're actually looking for a book that could save lives."
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"It's a detox weekend."
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