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Clips from Scary Movie 5 (2013)

"gave these apes an experimental intelligence drug."
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
"But at this time, we are advising all our viewers to find alternate routes."
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"that first alerted the police to the situation."
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"Oh, my God! Apes are inside the house!"
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"Calm down, ma'am. What happened?"
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"We were making love and... Oh, my God!"
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"Carl! Oh, my God! Please, help him!"
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"My husband's the anchor for Channel 12 News. He can't know about it."
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"Send help while my husband's still on the air!"
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"I mean, I'm pretty sure he's been sleeping with his co-anchor, that bitch!"
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"Congratulations, girl."
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"I knew it was gonna be you. You're just so perfect, so mechanical."
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"Watching you dance is like watching a robot."
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"Thanks."
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"Is that all? Pierre has a weight limit."
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"I'm too heavy. Look at Mara."
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"Weird things have been happening at home."
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"Kathy said there was going to be an accident."
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"Then it happened to Heather. That's some serious shit."
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"You should talk to those kids."
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"Whoa, pizza."
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"You think you can replace me?"
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"Well, we'll see how you like it once the swan consumes you!"
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"Oh, I didn't know you were such a good builder."
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"Wow."
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"Kathy, I want you to tell me about Mama."
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"Mama doesn't like it when you talk about her."
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"Sometimes she comes to us in a dream."
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"In a dream?"
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"To extract what's in your dreams. To perform an inception."
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"Will you drop that? That's my birth tuba."
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"Let's begin."
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"You never really remember the beginning of a dream,"
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"OK, then,"
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"this is your first lesson in shared dreaming. Stay calm."
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"Nothing crazy. Right."
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"Like having your crotch burst into flames."
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"Hey! Oh."
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"Let's start over."
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"I'm Jody Sanders."
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"Yes, my dear. I've been expecting you."
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"Please, come in."
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"It's red. Oh. I'm color-blind."
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"Champagne? Mm."
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"Have a seat."
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"I'll stand."
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"Hey, Christian, man, golly, man! I'd like to thank you a lot, man,"
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"for working on my prostrate like it was a speed bag."
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"Do it again."
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"Mama, are you here?"
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"Dom, is that you? Oh, shit."
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"You said you'd had a dream that we'd grow old together."
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"Right. And we will."
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"How could you bring her here? What about our children?"
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"They're not real. Yes, they are. Watch."
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"James, Phillippa!"
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"You're not gonna jump, are you?"
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"OK, we're not getting anywhere."
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"Oh."
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"That must have been her. Mama."
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"She wants to take us home to the cliff."
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"What does that mean? I don't know."
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"The evil book that created Mama"
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"If we can find that cabin, maybe we can find some answers."
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"OK, calm down. I'm gonna come over."
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"Kendra? What?"
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"OK, wait, what's going on now?"
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"I think she's out there!"
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"OK, OK, just... you stay calm!"
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"Front door open."
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"She's in the house! Front door open."
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"OK, stay... Front door open."
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"Shut the hell up!"
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"No need for that, bitch."
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"Bitch?! Front door open."
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"No, you did not just call me a bitch! Front door open..."
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"Honey? Dan?!"
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"It's OK, honey, it was an accident. Right, Caesar?"
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"And of course he can stay here."
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"Hey..."
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"I'm sorry, I see an ape, I come out swinging."
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"Here you go."
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"I am so glad you're OK, but tonight was a wake-up call."
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"Wait, we fired Maria. Who's gonna watch the kids?"
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"I already took care of it."
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"Naughty Nanny's here. Nice to meet you, Naughty."
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"This is my wife Jody. Threesome? That costs extra."
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"Oh, Jesus. Monkey, too?"
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"Oh, you people are freaks, but for an extra $100."
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"What agency did you call?"
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"Dan, you called an escort service."
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"I used the same agency to book a Santa for Christmas."
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"Someone called for Santa?"
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"Ho,ho,ho."
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"Dan, you're watching the kids."
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"Jody was nervous about what she might find at the cabin,"
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"that Caesar and the girls were in good hands."
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"Who do you work for?"
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"Kendra, this isn't the cabin I was talking about."
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"I know, I just thought you needed to relax."
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"Oh, come on, they'll only last a couple of hours, tops."
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"Yeah!"
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"Yeah, ride it, yeah, yeah!"
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"A dollar will make me holler, honey boo boo child."
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"I don't always go downtown,"
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"Mind if I play through?"
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"Oh, my God, rehearsal. I'm late."
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"Oh, no, oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God."
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"Stop, stop! Oh, Jody, thank God you're here, girl."
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"That was amazing."
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"I want you to have my children."
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"But, Papa, please, we want to stay with you."
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"Back in the car, Gaston. Aw..."
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"I overslept because you just took off this morning."
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"This morning? Yeah, you slept over."
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"What? Wait a minute, did you have some kind of lezzo dream fantasy"
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"about me? Don't act like you weren't there."
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"We had something special. We made love last night for hours."
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"Tiger Woods didn't come out of my vagina?"
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"Jody."
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