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Clips from Scary Movie 5 (2013)

"until Uncle Dan comes back from the hospital."
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"I don't like it, you don't like it, I don't like it."
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"You really like ballet, don't you? Yeah, but I don't want you to go."
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"Basically, yes."
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"Just don't."
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"It's my house, I can if I want."
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"Would. Wouldn't."
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"Don't."
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"And so Jody was..."
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"It just got to me, yeah."
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"Oh, no, I... I'm sorry, you have to excuse me."
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"All right, attention."
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"I repeat, I do not wish to repeat myself."
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"I require the sweater I wear as a scarf."
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"All right, because Heather Darcy is so old, this season"
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"and that person is Jody Sanders."
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"Now, Jody, show us your routine."
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"As I was saying, my choice for new..."
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"Me?"
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"Ira, please, not now. OK. What?"
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"Yes, it was a difficult decision,"
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"but I have always been attracted to Jody."
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"How could I not? She has the body of a fifth-grade boy."
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"But in the event that she is unable to dance,"
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"Ooh, this is a nice house. I'm gonna go find the girls."
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"Kathy, how did you know I was going to have an accident today at the ballet?"
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"OK, well, how did Mama know I was going to have an accident?"
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"Oh, there you are. I found this bandage on my head."
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"something about this Mama."
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"Uncle Dan, come here."
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"Coming. I want to show you something."
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"Uncle Dan, Mama taught me some tricks. Look what I can do."
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"- Oh, wow, that's really good, honey. - Dada."
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"Uncle Dan, look at me. Evil spirits."
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"Isn't that one of Jody's bathing suits?"
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"You're facing something our human minds cannot imagine."
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"Do you want to hear about the ballet today?"
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"Mama's helping us get ready. Oh, OK, I'll brush, too."
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"Hm. Where did my toothbrush go?"
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"Sorry, won't happen again."
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"Try as she might,"
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"Jody just couldn't seem to connect with those kids."
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"Baby. Hm?"
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"Babe, I heard something. What?"
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"I think there's someone in the kitchen."
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"See? There's nobody down here."
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"There it is again! Right there. Go look."
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"Jody, calm down. See, there's nothing to worry about. It's just..."
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"Blaine Fulda, professional psychic."
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"Hi, I'm Jody."
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"Indeed you are. Yes. And this is my husband Dan."
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"Your payment as requested. $500 in unmarked bills."
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"And of course, you know Maria."
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"Hola, Mr. Blaine. Hi, Maria. How's your sister?"
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"Well, that explains the unreturned phone calls."
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"I'm sensing evil."
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"I'm gonna have to get some of your personal belongings here,"
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"just so I can check for demon and ghost residue."
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"I'm not gonna be able to lift all those monitors,"
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"but I'll send my cousin tomorrow with the white van. He can get them in there."
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"Dan was attacked by the kitchen last night."
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"We think it might be Mama. Kitchen attack?"
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"You could've said that earlier."
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"If a room turns on you, it's either a ghost or a demon."
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"Can a demon take over someone? Like, live within them?"
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"So a demon is about the worst thing you can have?"
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"No, ma'am, an STD is the worst thing that you can have."
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"Who do you know who wants to hurt you? Do you have a jealous colleague at work?"
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"A Facebook friend you might have ignored?"
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"promising to feed this nigga for 25 cents a day."
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"Anyway, let's begin. OK."
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"When I put this on, I'll be able to cross over to the other side"
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"the final $350 payment of child support to Tisha Fulda."
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"And three, two and one."
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"Breathe! Breathe!"
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"- Wait, I don't think he can breathe! - He's a pro!"
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"A sophisticated piece of equipment like that? Of course he can breathe."
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"Shit, I couldn't breathe."
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"It was definitely a demon. Oh, my God."
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"Wait a minute. I was wrong. It's a ghost."
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"So strong."
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"get out of here. It's evil! It's pure evil! It's Mama!"
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"Now do you believe that something's going on?"
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"He got dragged away, yelling out, Mama."
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"Dan, you were unconscious. I don't remember that, either."
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"The important thing is, we love each other, OK?"
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"No, the important thing is that this Mama thing could be real"
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"and she might be trying to kill us."
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"Jod, that guy was a fraud and that's it. OK?"
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"No. Yes."
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"What's making that sound?"
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"Dan, what is that?"
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"Maria! What are you doing?! You're gonna burn down the house!"
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"Kill bad spirits!"
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"What is going on? Maria almost burned the house down."
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"What? That's it, she's got..."
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"Enough! This is getting out of hand. You're scaring everybody."
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"You can't fire her. I mean, she's been with us for years."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"That's discrimination. OK, now what the hell?"
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"Give me that!"
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"You're gonna let me go?! Your family is not safe!"
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"I'm sorry, Maria, it's just not working out."
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"or within a mile of anyone's house."
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"I can't do this anymore. I got to go to work."
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"Ow!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"for the past two years, our own Dan Sanders has been"
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"insane, aggressive, deviant sexual predators."
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"But one, Caesar,"
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"has experienced a huge leap in intelligence."
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"Here he plays three opponents."
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"Of course, they're apes."
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"But Caesar's superior capabilities are the work of one man."
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"Are you OK? I'm fine, Martin."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to Caesar..."
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"You're not getting away from me!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Traffic is backed up on the Broad Street Bridge,"
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"where apparently police are battling dozens of apes in a running gunfight."
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