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Clips from Scary Movie 5 (2013)

"Dan, I lost the baby! What?"
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
"Oh, my gosh, Aidan! Aidan, where are you?!"
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
"- Aidan! - Where did you go?"
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"Oh, Aidan, it's OK."
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"You've just got to talk in a baby voice."
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"I'm your stepmommy."
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"I'm not your fricking mommy."
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"There you go, you're a natural."
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"Oh, my God, what do I do? Oh, oh! Here, this, hold on!"
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"' Uncle Dan!"
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"All right, there you go, sweetie."
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"Is it chilly in here? I felt it as soon as I entered the room."
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"Feels fine. Hey, what are these?"
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"This is interesting. What is this?"
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"Oh. Sitting on a rocket. Where's Lily?"
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"Oh, no, sweetie, the other end."
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"Let's go introduce Aidan to the rest of the family."
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"Oh, and there's our furry family member."
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"- Yes, Maria. - No, Dan, Artie."
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"Ay, the new baby. I make blessing. Oh."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Unfortunately he was having some issues with a colleague."
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"OK, Caesar, this is the one, I can feel it."
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"That's your worst time yet."
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"You're doing even worse on your creativity test."
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"Dan, do you have any results yet?"
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"Oh, well, I've been injecting the primates twice a day"
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"with the I-13 intelligence drug. I'm hoping in a week or so..."
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"I'm the one responsible to the board. Just show me one thing positive."
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"Look. They still throw their shit."
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"But now they can keep score."
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"We have to kick-start this thing. When can we go to human trials?"
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"We're close, but there's an intermediate step."
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"If the I-13 works on these reality wives..."
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"You better check that shit. Who gonna check me, boo?"
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"We're pinning the future of our lab on wild beasts."
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"They have feelings, they have families."
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"Males pee standing up, females pee sitting down."
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"These apes are just like you."
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"And me... you and me, blacks and whites."
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"So, what were we talking about again? Vaginas."
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"Shut up. Yes, of course."
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"Caesar's probably smarter than half of those board members."
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"Dan... I know what you're going to say."
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"If he's so smart, why is he in a cage?"
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"You're in the cage."
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"What?"
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"Oh, you're looking for this? Uh-huh."
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"It's my ballerina doll."
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"using twigs, moss, spiderwebs, sparrow bones, lizard eyes,"
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"all held together with rat droppings. Oh, geez."
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"Ah, ah, ah. What... what are you doing?"
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"We should just take 'em back."
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"Maybe you guys just need to find some common ground."
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"What about that ballerina doll Kathy's always playing with?"
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"I don't want to talk about the ballet."
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"I saw what the ballet did to my mom."
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"She became obsessed."
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"She even danced the swan while she was pregnant with me."
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"That's unlikely to ever happen again, ever."
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"Just give it a shot. Look what I found earlier."
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"But could be something for you and Kathy to talk about, could be fun."
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"You really think so? Yes."
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"Well, I suppose I could check it out."
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"As you all know, this piece has the most challenging"
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"Sizing up her competition,"
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"Fortunately we have with us prima ballerina and the lead"
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"in my last 146 productions... Heather Darcy."
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"Ah, the seasoned professional."
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"The still brilliant, crusty, old, weathered,"
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"leather-faced elder statesman of ballet to whom these young girls,"
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"less experienced, more beautiful and delicious,"
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"but still very raw ballerina hopefuls, look up."
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"Try that thing where you are skipping"
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"I'm Jody, by the way."
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"Oh, I don't know. I mean, I like to dance, but I just..."
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"It is as if I am seeing ballet for the first time."
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"The passion, the sensuality."
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"An ass that makes you want to crawl inside and take up residence."
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"That Kendra chick was smokin'."
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"Do you accept euros?"
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"Kathy, Lily, Aidan?"
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"Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry."
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"It was on the floor."
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"Ah, probably a screw loose. I'll fix it."
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"I feel like there's something in this house."
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"Like I feel hot, clammy, foul-smelling breath on my neck."
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"Ugh. No, Maria, enough of this stuff."
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"OK, then I do blessing, I protect house."
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"You're just stressed out about the children."
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"No, it's this house. I... I feel it."
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"And Maria's a little off. I mean, honestly do you really trust her?"
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"Oh, honey, don't worry, she couldn't hurt a fly."
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"Let's just get you some sleep, OK?"
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"and look what happens."
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"They didn't take anything. It's just vandalism."
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"So you suspect the kids?"
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"It was Mama. Mama did it."
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"OK, Maria, this is camera. Necesito filming."
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"Thank you for helping me clean up, sweetie."
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"Oh, look at this."
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"Mom coaching me when I was a little girl."
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"Aw... Always applying the guilt trip."
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"That got me the lead."
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"Oh, uh, that's... a new type of electric toothbrush."
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"Vibrations knock the tartar off your teeth."
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"- Look, a whole box of toothbrushes. - Whoa."
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"This black one is huge. OK."
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"And look, here's a double-sided one. All right."
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"And one that I can strap on to my face."
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"Nope. Put that over here."
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"Uncle Dan, what is this? Beaded floss?"
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"That's grown-up floss, honey."
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"Graffiti!"
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"Who does that? What are we...? Maria."
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"Maria, por favor."
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"Miss Jody, Miss Jody, you call this man... Mr. Blaine."
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"This is a psychic. Si, he'll help you."
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"Uncle Dan. You know, these toothbrushes look an awful lot like dildos."
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"You're still awake?"
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