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Clips from Scary Movie 5 (2013)

"Who put that on you? I did."
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
"It's the only way I can have an orgasm."
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"Just... warming up."
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"OK, what is that?"
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"Just... unraveling the old hose."
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"Save it for tomorrow, Raul."
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"Si, senor."
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"Charlie."
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"Lindsay, sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of."
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"Hey, I got the stuff. I got to call you back, man."
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"Really? How about tomorrow? You busy?"
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"I'm going to blow you across the room."
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"And thus our story begins."
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"drew the attention of police, private detectives"
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"and Red Cross volunteers."
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"No, man, Obamacare gives senior citizens access to cheaper drugs,"
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"And how does that help if I get shampoo in my dick hole?"
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"shampoo in your pee hole? OK."
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"No, I wasn't playing with myself."
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"Well, either way, that shit stings like hell."
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"Exactly. I don't understand why"
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"I don't really think they expect you to use the No More Tears on your dick."
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"wandering around these spooky-ass woods?"
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"This is where all the growers grow their bomb-ass shit."
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"You think they're gonna be cool with us just helping ourselves?"
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"Look, man, we ain't taking no plants."
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"We're gonna snip a few buds. You know what I'm saying?"
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"Man, they ain't gonna care. Look, man, we're gonna be cool."
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"We're gonna roll one blunt, then we're gonna get up out of here."
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"Yo, I think they gone."
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"Oh, whoa. It's a cabin in the woods. We need to go hide over in there."
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"It reminds me of a horror movie I once saw."
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"What horror movie? The one with the cabin in the woods."
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"Friday the 13th? No."
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"Texas Chain Saw Massacre?"
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"No, the one with the cabin in the woods."
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"The Ring. Uh-uh."
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"The one with the cabin in the woods. Blair Witch Project."
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"No, man, the one with the cabin in the woods."
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"They wasn't even a damn movie. Look, man,"
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"We need to get to that cabin in the woods."
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"What the hell is that sound?"
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"I'm gonna take a look around. Go ahead."
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"Ah! What is that?"
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"Where we shooting? There."
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"Where? The dark!"
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"There? No, this dark."
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"Big-ass Alaskan king crab just ran up on me, man."
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"Crab? Cuz, we banging? Ja'Marcus,"
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"put the guns down, man. Put yours down first, homey."
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"All right, on three. One, two, three."
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"Damn. You want to try it again?"
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"Sure. One, two, three."
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"One, two, three."
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"Uno, dos, tres."
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"Man, we could do this shit all day."
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"Hey, yo, D'Andre. Look, homey. It's two little girls."
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"Hey, little girl, what's your name?"
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"What'd she say? She said, I wonder what your leg"
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"Little spider girl bit me."
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"Maybe you're going to get superpowers."
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"Ain't no black superheroes. I'm on it."
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"I don't know, man. Well, if it is the missing kids,"
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"Why would you want to buy a shark?"
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"Hi, Mom."
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"I got to call you back."
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"No baby, no baby, no baby, no baby."
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"...with anticipation over the outcome of this iPregnancy test,"
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"which has determined that you are..."
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"You got to be kidding me."
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"Oh, no."
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"Not pregnant."
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"Thank you, God. Sweet!"
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"Oh, crap."
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"We're very fortunate the older one, Kathy, has retained"
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"most of her vocabulary."
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"Why not? Because he's a baby."
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"They've been alone here over three long months."
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"I need to warn both of you that this is not going to be easy."
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"Hello. No, no. Wrong window."
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"Here's where the children are."
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"- What is she doing? - In order to survive"
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"a parent figure to feed them, sing to them. They call her Mama."
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"And the Ritalin may help, as well."
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"Hey, Lily."
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"Oh, how cute."
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"OK. Kathy."
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"You used to wear them to help you see better."
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"No, no, no!"
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"Maybe we should get her some contacts... the soft kind."
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"Daddy?"
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"No, sweetheart. Not Daddy."
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"I'm your Uncle Dan. Remember?"
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"Jo..."
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"It's fine. They'll warm up to you."
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"Well, everything checks out. They seem like good kids, Doc."
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"Just validate our parking. We'll take them home."
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"Folks, I wish it were that easy. You don't validate?"
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"Well, you can't win them all. Let's skedaddle."
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"That's not fair. They're my brother Charlie's kids. We deserve them."
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"high on drugs, sleeping with a different man every night."
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"I don't think the courts are gonna look upon that too favorably."
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"The kids are yours. They are?"
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"On one condition. This house is owned by the Institute for Case Studies."
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"If you move into the house, you get the kids."
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"Can't we just sell the house and put the kids in a high-end orphanage?"
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"Jody, do you really think you're out out to be a mom?"
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"Mm-mm. Mm-mm."
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"Of course she is. Dan!"
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"It's not silly. It's all a part of me."
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"And no more tattoos. What are you doing?"
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"What I had to. We're a perfect suburban couple."
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"But, like a slutty sorority girl returning from spring break,"
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"All right, kids, here's our new house."
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"Hi. Don't forget about mommy!"
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"Dan, I'm not their mommy. They can call me Aunt Jody."
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"Or Jodes, J-Mom, Mrs. Sanders."
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"This is where we're going to protect you and make sure nothing bad..."
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"Oh, my God, Aidan! I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"There, see, that's better. Come on, Aidan. What, what, what?"
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