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Clips from Seinfeld - The Gymnast (S06E06)

"So let me ask you this. How long would you say..."
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"...I have to put in now because of, you know, last night?"
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"- I don't know, at least three weeks. - Oh, great."
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"Jerry, that is such small potatoes."
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"- ...on the big water merger. - Between Poland and Morgan?"
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"Yeah. Started a big name controversy."
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"Kramer. The stone."
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"What happened? Did you pass the stone?"
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"You call this coffee?"
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"Hey!"
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"What the hell was that?"
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"- I'm terribly sorry. - Clean that up!"
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"Oh, sure. Of course."
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"Could you hold these for just a second?"
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"Here you go. Don't worry about a thing."
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"It's gonna be fine. Here we go. Look at this shine."
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"Mrs. Enright! Mrs. Enright!"
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"Lindsay, I had accidentally spilled coffee on the gentleman's windshield."
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"Why would I do that? I have a job."
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"Well, did she see a squeegee?"
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"You're not gonna make a dime without a squeegee."
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"That's right. Just tell your mother it was all a big misunderstanding."
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"You won't regret it."
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"Okay, I'll see you later."
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"Strike two."
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"- You think I'm going down? - You're behind in the count."
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"- Hey, what are you doing later? - Going out with Katya, thanks to you."
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"Well, you know, maybe you should try again."
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"If I do it again, that extends my payment book another two weeks."
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"One of her old Olympic teammates is an acrobat."
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"Yeah, well, if I gotta go and spend time with this girl..."
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"...you're coming with me, Dr. Cyclops."
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"- No, I don't wanna go to the circus. - Yeah? Well, you're going."
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"But I'm afraid of clowns."
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"I couldn't help it. Moland Springs?"
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"I like the name Moland."
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"I picked it out."
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"After all those months of negotiating."
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"- Well, I'm so sorry. - Well, I'm going riding."
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"All because of this blasted painting."
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"- Elaine? - Oh, sorry."
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"Hello."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Wait a minute."
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"So, Jerry, you're enjoying the circus?"
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"Greatest show on earth."
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"My father used to take me to the circus."
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"When the elephants came by, he would scream curses at them..."
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"Misha, this is Jerry."
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"Yes, the comedian."
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"Oh, yes. Yes, I'll tell him. Yes, thank you."
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"Hold on, hold on. Mr. Pitt?"
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"I think I'm on to something."
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"Mr. Pitt, the board of directors is on the phone."
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"You need to be there to discuss the merger."
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"You said keep your eyes out of focus, which is misleading."
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"You want deep focus."
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"Yes, hi, okay. Fine. Yeah. Hold on just a second. Let me just-"
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"Yeah, I've got it-"
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"Yeah, he'll be there."
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"I see something that could be a spaceship. Is it round? Is it pointed?"
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"Mr. Pitt, you have to meet with the shareholders. You have to leave now."
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"My goodness. What's happened to me?"
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"- When's the meeting? - In about 20 minutes."
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"Do I have time to change?"
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"- No. - Well, excuse me."
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"I better get straight over there."
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"- There's a- - Is that ink?"
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"Well, here we are."
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"Do you wanna come in? My mother's having a little party."
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"- Maybe I could just use the bathroom. - Sure."
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"...where the incomparable Misha will balance 10 stories..."
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"...above the circus floor on a wire no wider than a human thumb."
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"It is time."
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"Break a leg."
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"- Show biz. - Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"...the incomparable Misha!"
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"Those capes are really coming back."
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"Sorry I took so long. They've got one of those 3D art posters in there."
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"It's mesmerizing."
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"It is horrible."
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"Anybody see that poster in there? That is weird, wild stuff, huh?"
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"I have been accused of wrongdoing..."
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"We will annex Poland by the spring at any cost!"
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"And our stock will rise high."
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"The doctor said Misha is going to be all right."
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"- I don't want you to come with me. - Why not?"
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"Misha said that was all the time I needed to put in."
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"- Really? - In my country..."
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"...that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world..."
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"...of sensual delights most women dare not dream of."
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"This man is known as the comedian."
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"I never figured out why they make these bizarre toilet seats."
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"All they're gonna do is read the report."
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"I wouldn't drink anything called Moland."
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"It is amazing, after years of training, how one can contort one's body."
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"I couldn't believe it. I thought I was entering..."
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"I haven't been on Jenny for three days."
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"- A spaceship, where? - Right in here."
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"...they speak of a man so virile, so potent..."
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"I must go and be with Misha now."
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"Elaine, I need you to proofread this report for my meeting..."
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"It has been three days since our night together."
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"Meeting?"
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"I think that I may have single-handedly put the kibosh..."
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