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Clips from Seinfeld - The Gymnast (S06E06)

"It's like the boogeyman is coming right at you."
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"Just keep your eyes unfocused."
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"- Oh, Mama. - Kramer, what's wrong?"
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"I think I got to go to the doctor. Oh, Mama!"
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"How long does it usually take?"
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"George, it is so nice to finally meet you."
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"And I'm sorry we've kept Lindsay so long."
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"- Mother. - No, no, not at all."
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"...is spending time with family."
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"Are you and your family close?"
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"Very close. Almost painfully close."
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"Mother, I'm gonna walk Nana and Aunt Phyllis to the elevator."
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"George, do you mind waiting one more minute?"
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"Aunt Phyllis, always a pleasure, what a pleasure."
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"- Can I offer you anything to eat? - No, I'm fine."
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"- Let me help you with these dishes. - George, you don't have to."
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"No, I know I don't have to, I want to."
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"George, you are such a gentleman."
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"I'd argue if I could, Mrs. Enright."
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"Mrs. Enright!"
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"Look, there's a spaceship. That is so cool."
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"- Right here. - I'm looking there!"
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, yeah. Okay, fine. He'll be right down."
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"Car's here to pick you up and take you to the meeting."
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"The Poland Creek merger."
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"- Why don't you go for me? - How can I go?"
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"Mr. Pitt, I do not think that is just such a good idea."
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"Oh, damn this thing!"
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"So Ceausescu, he must have been some dictator."
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"Yes, he was not shy about dictating."
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"He must have been dictating first thing in the morning."
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"- I want a cup of coffee and a muffin. - And you could not refuse."
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"No, you'd have to be crazy."
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"- He was a very bad dictator. - Yes."
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"Very bad."
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"Very, very bad."
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"So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen."
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"...and you think to yourself:"
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"What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
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"No, no, no. It was not trash."
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"- Was it in the trash? - Yes."
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"Then it was trash."
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"It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top."
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"- But it was in the cylinder. - Above the rim."
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"Adjacent to refuse is refuse."
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"It was on a magazine, and it still had the doily on."
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"- Was it eaten? - One little bite."
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"Well, that's garbage."
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"But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt."
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"You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum."
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"You are now a bum."
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"Hey."
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"What's with you?"
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"I got a stone."
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"What is that, anyway?"
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"It's a stony mineral concretion..."
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"...formed abnormally in the kidney."
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"And this jagged shard of calcium pushes its way through the ureter..."
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"...into the bladder. It's forced out through the urine."
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"Our shareholders have given basic approval..."
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"The stock swap. Let's swap some stock."
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"If you'll just give this to Mr. Pitt and tell him that we expect..."
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"...to be in full-scale production by the spring."
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"All right. Hey, you guys, what's the name..."
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"- ...of the new company gonna be? - Moland Spring."
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"- Moland? - Yes."
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"We combined Morgan and Poland."
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"Yeah, I know, but Moland?"
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"But it was Mr. Pitt's idea."
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"Well, what's in a name? I mean, water is water, right?"
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"We've got to do something about that name."
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"No, Lindsay, it was not in the garbage. It was above the garbage."
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"Hovering like an angel."
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"Of course I know your aunt bit it. I kissed her goodbye."
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"Listen, can I tell you something else? In my family..."
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"...we used to eat out of the garbage all the time. It was no big thing."
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"That's right. Okay."
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"Bye-bye. I'm back in. She gave me a second chance."
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"- Good for you. - Yes. Good for me."
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"You know what you should do now? Get her flowers, smooth it out."
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"- Katya's silver-medal performance. - Kramer, you're still on this?"
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"- It's not gonna make any difference. - Jerry, what is your problem?"
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"Kramer, you know, guys like you with no conscience..."
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"...don't know what it's like for guys like me."
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"All right, Jerry, are you familiar with the Kama Sutra?"
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"- No. - Tantric yoga."
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"- No. - Jerry, you stand on the threshold..."
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"...that most men dare not dream of."
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"Boy, you can really talk some trash."
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"I guess that's better than eating it."
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"All right, why don't we just watch the tape, huh?"
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"- Did you pass your stone yet? - Not yet."
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"But the suspense is killing me."
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"- Hey, that's her. - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's her."
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"Look at the height, Jerry, the extension."
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"Watch the tuck, handstand, half turn..."
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"...giant into a straddle, back into another handstand..."
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"...nice kip, reverse hecht."
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"Nice leg extension. Good form."
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"Here comes the big dismount. Look at the rotation."
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"Full in, double back, and she sticks the landing."
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"I'll take that as a yes."
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"Well, here we are."
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"Yes, we are here."
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"How did you stay on that beam like that? It's only this wide."
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"I can balance myself in any position."
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"Oh, boy."
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"...a magical world of sensual delights."
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"It was just so ordinary. There was nothing gymnastic about it."
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"What did you think she was going to do?"
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"No, what?"
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"- Obviously, I prefer not mention any- - Did you think she was gonna take..."
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"- ...some of that chalk and- - I really don't wanna get into it."
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"- Oh, come on. One thing. - You know, any kind of specifics."
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"One thing. What?"
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"Well, frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna be like the apparatus."
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"You mean like the uneven parallel bars?"
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"- Could we stop? - Not the pommel horse."
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"Let's just drop it."
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