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Clips from MacGyver - Cigar Cutter (S01E01)

"Okay."
MacGyver
"So whatever this guy has planned,"
MacGyver
"You know I trust you, Mac,"
MacGyver
"You're such a kiss-ass."
MacGyver
"All right, man."
MacGyver
"- get you out of here. - Right, got it."
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"in the interrogation wing."
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"Jack, get down there now."
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"But I think I did just figure out a way"
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"Okay."
MacGyver
"Oh, just..."
MacGyver
"I'm probably never going to get out of here."
MacGyver
"So, I got to chitchatting with my neighbor Jason"
MacGyver
"why did he release the man who worked for The Organization?"
MacGyver
"- Can you stop them? - I'm trying."
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"Post guards at every stairwell."
MacGyver
"Where's Mac?"
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"He didn't just change our passwords,"
MacGyver
"I need to be hardwired into the data center to fix this thing."
MacGyver
"with that kind of foul language, okay?"
MacGyver
"but I just kind of figured we blow stuff up instead."
MacGyver
"Yeah, you said the data center's on the other side of this wall, right?"
MacGyver
"Starting to think Dr. Zito"
MacGyver
"Jack, you're gonna need more than just grenades"
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"use the chains from the grow lights"
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"Bozer,"
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"Yes, ma'am."
MacGyver
"- Try not to hit the servers, all right? - _"
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"Okay, do your thing. Do your thing."
MacGyver
"Impressed yet?"
MacGyver
"He also taught me your weaknesses."
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"It's okay. Give it up."
MacGyver
"Um, it'll take days..."
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"The Organization just sent an army."
MacGyver
"Always call in sick on Cairo Day, always."
MacGyver
"if we're still alive, Riley,"
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"but in the meantime, we just need to know where the bad guys are."
MacGyver
"What are you doing?"
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"What is that, acid?"
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"The, uh, Phoenix techs use this stuff to make"
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"And when you put an explosive"
MacGyver
"we're gonna run towards the explosion."
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"This is exactly the kind of plan that made me"
MacGyver
"Just... following orders, boss."
MacGyver
"Jack, they're stealing the virus!"
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"I will kill her."
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"One... you leave,"
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"two..."
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"Get down!"
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"Damn, Mac, what was the plan if you couldn't break the glass?"
MacGyver
"If something was lost, stolen, damaged,"
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"And bummed I had to destroy my best mask."
MacGyver
"Hey. Hey, we agreed... no more talking, all right?"
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"sorry I blew up half the building."
MacGyver
"Oh, and bring a mop."
MacGyver
"You ever wish you could go back..."
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"I keep this tally in my head"
MacGyver
"of all the people I plan to kill."
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"that you have in your possession..."
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"Uh, no, man. Nobody wants your job."
MacGyver
"You sure you want to take him?"
MacGyver
"Try something old. 30,000 years old."
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"I'm about to throw at ya."
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"Oh, Matty needs us."
MacGyver
"Not-not today we don't."
MacGyver
"Oh, but it's not a mission."
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"_"
MacGyver
"You do know parsecs are a measure of distance, not time?"
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"is that I wanted to be caught."
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"Please don't let me die before I get to kiss her."
MacGyver
"Some days, this job sucks."
MacGyver
"Please tell me that turned me into Iron Man."
MacGyver
"clearing the building from the top down."
MacGyver
"All right. Let's head to the greenhouse. Come on."
MacGyver
"to get through that wall."
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"Hey, Jack, do not blow up anything until I get there."
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"I don't get it."
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"custom electronics."
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"Riley, seal that door!"
MacGyver
"... Communications restored"
MacGyver
"have just made... the top."
MacGyver
"I guess I could take away"
MacGyver
"I mean, he did save Bozer's life,"
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"_"
MacGyver
"As what?"
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"Oh, my God, Bozer."
MacGyver
"and place them in an "L" shape up against the wall."
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"The virus virus?"
MacGyver
"I need a full inventory."
MacGyver
"Sorry, sorry."
MacGyver
"Matty took out three, so we're looking at, uh..."
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"I do know he had a condo made of stone-a."
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"We believe this virus is the biological weapon."
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"It's working."
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"Bozer!"
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"Everybody get down!"
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"one day,"
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"- Are you okay? - I'm fine."
MacGyver
"I'd like you all to welcome"
MacGyver
"the newest member of our Phoenix team,"
MacGyver
"Thank you, MacGyver."
MacGyver
"Okay, gentlemen."
MacGyver
"Think happy thoughts, Mr. Bozer."
MacGyver
"former SAS, '93 to '98."
MacGyver
"Yeah, if I could boopidee-boop it, we wouldn't be standing here"
MacGyver
"That's why we're here."
MacGyver
"Bozer, what are you doing?"
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"until the U.S. extradited him in '02."
MacGyver
"I have my own master key right here... mi hermano."
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"I've got a dozen Organization operatives to interrogate,"
MacGyver
"Bozer was right. Huh?"
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"this can wait and I can call you back?"
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"if it was Mac's idea to go to greenhouse,"
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"Come on!"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I'm on it."
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"Negative."
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"Um, how much time do you need?"
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"I planned on eating baba ghanoush,"
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"Dr. Ramirez to the ICU."
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"but the bad news is,"
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