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Clips from MacGyver - Cigar Cutter (S01E01)

"- Yes, ma'am. - Riley,"
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"any luck finding the good doctor?"
MacGyver
"Good. Keep us on lockdown."
MacGyver
"Zito's got to be here somewhere. He didn't just disappear."
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"Mask..."
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"- Mask... - Take care of it."
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"The one that got you shot and almost took out San Fran?"
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"They're stealing it back."
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"Here we go again."
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"Zito..."
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"Let's go."
MacGyver
"or I cut this,"
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"I'll save you the stoichiometry, but, basically,"
MacGyver
"If that bluff didn't work in Cairo, why's it gonna work now?"
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"Truth is... I'm out of options."
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"And you know what they say..."
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"Or is that the third?"
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"You kill her, you die."
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"You've suffered heavy losses already, Director Webber."
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"You were saying?"
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"if I'm bluffing right now, but I do know that"
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"I'm not letting you leave this room with that virus."
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"Plan? What plan?"
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"Figures. Come on."
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"and I want agents sweeping the building."
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"or even slightly disrespected, I need to know about it."
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"How you feeling, bud?"
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"EMTs are waiting outside."
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"- Hey, guys. - Oh, um..."
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"Eh, I've always been"
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"more of a building-half-standing kind of gal."
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"I'm really proud of the two of you."
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"You saved a lot of lives today."
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"- Hit me with a squeeze. - No hugs, Dalton, okay?"
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"and then get your butts back up here."
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"What? Come on!"
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"Yeah, I know what you're thinking."
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"That prehistoric virus I stole eight months ago"
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"or to anyone, for that matter."
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"Dr. Ramirez to the ICU."
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"How you feeling?"
MacGyver
"You been here long?"
MacGyver
"Few days."
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"He brought flowers."
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"damn if he can't teach Martha Stewart"
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"a thing or two about duct tape."
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"Doctors were..."
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"impressed you survived after so much blood loss."
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"Yeah, I've always been a great bleeder."
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"I had a lot of reasons to stick around."
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"For my family,"
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"my friends."
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"So much has happened in these last eight months."
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"Nah."
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"for anything in the world."
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"His partner's in the ground."
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"Guess your plan was kind of an epic fail, huh?"
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"And the deaths get more gruesome and elaborate"
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"And you, Matilda Webber,"
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"Oh, Murdoc."
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"I'm gonna miss our little chats."
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"Oh."
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"the last vestige of the outside world"
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"your one and only personal item..."
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"this copy of Paradise Lost."
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"Effective immediately, Murdoc,"
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"all of your privileges have been revoked."
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"Enjoy the rest of your life."
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"Sparky's gunning for my job."
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"I'm just robot-sitting for Bozer while he's on the mend."
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"Sounds good, I got nothing going on anyway."
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"Here, give me this."
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"Not taking no for an answer, I'll drive."
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"Get in the backseat, Tin Man."
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"Well, Sparky deserves a good road trip."
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"with that annoying call for help."
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"Besides, this whip doesn't have a GPS,"
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"and Robocop's pretty good at poker."
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"Vegas is not on the way."
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"What kind of road trip doesn't involve Vegas?"
MacGyver
"fastening your seat-belt, MacGyver."
MacGyver
"Safety belts reduce the risk"
MacGyver
"of fatal injury to rear occupants by 45%."
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"Oh, yeah."
MacGyver
"Previously on MacGyver..."
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"No one's ever survived me before."
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"But what you don't know is that I wanted to be caught."
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"♪ How'd you get so funky? Funky Tut ♪"
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"♪ Born in Arizona ♪"
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"What, would you rather me be curled up in the corner"
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"well, wherever we are."
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"This better be important."
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"- You forgetting something? - Boze, I'm, uh..."
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"I'm-I'm sorry."
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"I'll do that as soon as I get back from Cleveland."
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"I wouldn't do that if I were you!"
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"You got two options, Farhad."
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"All you've done is accelerate our clock."
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"Look what I got us"
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"Lots and lots of baba ghanoush."
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"No way. Let me see that."
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"So if that can't find him, I don't know how I'm going to."
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"That day is today. And you know that. You know that, why?"
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"I know how to read."
MacGyver
"Then why the hell is she calling us in?"
MacGyver
"I've heard all about your unique abilities."
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"Not yet, Bozer."
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"Dr. Zito, please ignore Jack."
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"He's been... blown up a lot."
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"Lab work can be lonely."
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"Of course."
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"I've run the computations and your success rate would be..."
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"I'm afraid you'll be dining alone."
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"we still have no idea what this guy does for The Organization."
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"'cause you're new, so I'll fill you in,"
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"We have a lot of work to do."
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"What are you?"
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"What'd I tell you, man?!"
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"Hey, slow your breathing down, if you can. I know it's hard."
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"Now, Riley, I need your help."
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