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Clips from MacGyver - Cigar Cutter (S01E01)

"Basement level two clear."
MacGyver
"Someone just opened the holding door"
MacGyver
"_"
MacGyver
"You know how to get there?"
MacGyver
"Check the room."
MacGyver
"And no sign of Dr. Zito or Mr. Organization."
MacGyver
"Well, I guess now we know why he wanted to get caught."
MacGyver
"- Question is: why? - I don't know, and I don't care."
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"Incoming."
MacGyver
"The fake Dr. Zito is actually Jason Tennant..."
MacGyver
"Left to join a private military company,"
MacGyver
"Eventually caught running guns"
MacGyver
"And he spent the last 15 years locked away here."
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"- That's where we keep... - Yeah."
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"And their cells were right next to each other."
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"Matilda. Riley."
MacGyver
"Such a pleasure to see you both."
MacGyver
"for at least another 15 minutes."
MacGyver
"Then your plan is falling apart ahead of schedule, Murdoc."
MacGyver
"every last one of you Phoenix agents personally."
MacGyver
"you just whispered in some dude's ear"
MacGyver
"See, I agreed to pay him $30 million"
MacGyver
"and to teach him everything that I know."
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"He agreed to corpse-ify all of you."
MacGyver
"See, what I taught MacGyver,"
MacGyver
"ooh, that was just the tip of the iceberg."
MacGyver
"What I taught my one-time neighbor..."
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"_"
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"If Zito just wants us dead,"
MacGyver
"Whoa. Whoa."
MacGyver
"to hand him off to EMS,"
MacGyver
"Can you find him on any of our cameras?"
MacGyver
"Riley, I need my Batcave back."
MacGyver
"he reconfigured the whole damn system."
MacGyver
"is to hard-wire into our data center on level four."
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"_"
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"We don't have all day. Just boopidee-boop the thing."
MacGyver
"talking about how I could just boopidee-boop it."
MacGyver
"- Just do it. - Look."
MacGyver
"If they locked this door, they locked every other door on the floor."
MacGyver
"Well, Jack is now the best time to get into horticulture?"
MacGyver
"Respect your elders. Second of all,"
MacGyver
"you'd be halfway there right now, and you know it."
MacGyver
"Okay, yeah. But you are not Mac."
MacGyver
"How do you think I came up with the greenhouse idea, huh?"
MacGyver
"and then mentally delete all the jibber-jabber."
MacGyver
"- Okay, fine, yeah. Got it. Let's go. - Driving me nuts."
MacGyver
"Okay, buddy, let's get you up in here."
MacGyver
"Charm the killers who took over the Phoenix"
MacGyver
"with a bouquet of lovely flowers?"
MacGyver
"Ooh, that's a good idea, and would probably work,"
MacGyver
"that I'm... fairly confident I can get us through."
MacGyver
"We will be as soon as we're done making these fertilizer grenades"
MacGyver
"to blow a hole in the wall between the greenhouse"
MacGyver
"And before you ask why, Matty,"
MacGyver
"the magnetic doors are locked, it's the only way in."
MacGyver
"Is that really gonna work?"
MacGyver
"I mean, it's almost exactly what I would do."
MacGyver
"May I?"
MacGyver
"Okay, but it is a good idea, right?"
MacGyver
"Yeah, but, uh, we're gonna have to tweak it a little bit."
MacGyver
"And, uh,"
MacGyver
"Toss your incendiaries inside, and then, uh, light them up"
MacGyver
"is really the best idea?"
MacGyver
"if you die, you're fired."
MacGyver
"We're about to find that out, aren't we?"
MacGyver
"Okay, well, don't you think we should wait on Mac?"
MacGyver
"We're kind of on the clock here, Riles. Don't worry."
MacGyver
"And don't ever say "Jack-Gyver...""
MacGyver
"I'll go find The Client."
MacGyver
"I'm disappointed, MacGyver."
MacGyver
"Murdoc didn't just tell me your strengths."
MacGyver
"By the way, how is dear old Dad?"
MacGyver
"Riley!"
MacGyver
"Hey, are you okay? Are you hurt?"
MacGyver
"Riley, are you okay?"
MacGyver
"Huh? You all right?"
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"Hey, talk to me. Talk to me."
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"The gun. Yeah, yeah, no, we get it."
MacGyver
"You did what you had to do. It's okay."
MacGyver
"Now give it to me."
MacGyver
"I got to get back to work."
MacGyver
"But I think I got us our eyes."
MacGyver
"Good."
MacGyver
"Cairo Day, man."
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"- why send all that backup? - _"
MacGyver
"We'll answer all those questions over a cold one,"
MacGyver
"They're heading east."
MacGyver
"Oh, great."
MacGyver
"Riley, any chance you can help us out with this?"
MacGyver
"Their inside man reconfigured our security codes"
MacGyver
"to work with their master key."
MacGyver
"And don't ask why, Jack."
MacGyver
"to make something to cut through this, so we got to go around."
MacGyver
"we're gonna have to move really fast."
MacGyver
"Move very, very, fast? Yeah."
MacGyver
"Uh, guys, looks like they're headed to level B9."
MacGyver
"- That's Cold Storage. - What's in Cold Storage?"
MacGyver
"You know all the dangerous stuff we get on missions?"
MacGyver
"You know, when I woke up this morning,"
MacGyver
"with machine guns, dodging bullets."
MacGyver
"I'm telling you, Mac,"
MacGyver
"Hey, the fact that this is all happening"
MacGyver
"We got this."
MacGyver
"- Okay, come on. - Wait, wait, wait."
MacGyver
"Even if we could make it through all the locked doors, which we can't,"
MacGyver
"I don't like the odds of two against nine."
MacGyver
"What are you doing?"
MacGyver
"Are you gonna melt a hole in the floor, like Aliens?"
MacGyver
"Uh, no. I thought about that,"
MacGyver
"but it wouldn't work fast enough."
MacGyver
"This is nitromethane,"
MacGyver
"you get a binary liquid explosive called PLX."
MacGyver
"in a contained space,"
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"say between two iron I-beams..."
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"- Run towards the explosion? - Yeah."
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"We'll be fine, probably."
MacGyver
"Six. It's six, Jack. Not including Zito."
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"Glad to see you're still alive, Bozer."
MacGyver
"Carter, gather all non-combat personnel"
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