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Clips from MacGyver - Cigar Cutter (S01E01)

"First of all, there's no reason to talk me"
MacGyver
"I know that. Thank you, Riley."
MacGyver
"All you got to do is think like that dork"
MacGyver
"Sorry."
MacGyver
"I'll be right back."
MacGyver
"- So your plan is what? - _"
MacGyver
"Huh?"
MacGyver
"- "Fairly confident"? - Yeah, Riley, relax."
MacGyver
"Trust me, I got this. I just need some, uh..."
MacGyver
"How is he?"
MacGyver
"wasn't such a good hire."
MacGyver
"Jack, please tell me you're in data by now."
MacGyver
"and the data center."
MacGyver
"You're gonna need to make a shaped charge,"
MacGyver
"so upend two of those metal tables that the plants are on"
MacGyver
"and run like hell."
MacGyver
"Are you sure that letting Jack play with explosives"
MacGyver
"Good point."
MacGyver
"I'm coming to help."
MacGyver
"Jack-Gyver's got it all figured out."
MacGyver
"What? All you did was follow Mac's instructions."
MacGyver
"Okay, let's go, let's go."
MacGyver
"- They're kind of important. - Yeah, noted."
MacGyver
"A marker?"
MacGyver
"Murdoc spent hours telling me everything"
MacGyver
"about you and your impressive skills,"
MacGyver
"How 'bout now?"
MacGyver
"Riley!"
MacGyver
"Riley."
MacGyver
"Yeah, we..."
MacGyver
"we were fighting for the gun."
MacGyver
"All right?"
MacGyver
"to get the whole system back."
MacGyver
"All we got to do now is find Dr. Zito."
MacGyver
"And deal with them."
MacGyver
"Great."
MacGyver
"If the Organization sent Zito here for something,"
MacGyver
"Down the next hall on your right."
MacGyver
"No. The cameras are ours,"
MacGyver
"but I'm still locked out of everything else."
MacGyver
"But they aren't. They're, um... they're..."
MacGyver
"- Well, can't you just make one? - No. Not yet."
MacGyver
"You wouldn't understand my explanation."
MacGyver
"No problemo, señorita."
MacGyver
"- What's the plan? - It's gonna take too long"
MacGyver
"Well, if we're gonna go around,"
MacGyver
"not chasing a bunch of psychopaths around"
MacGyver
"never doubt the Cairo curse, my man, never!"
MacGyver
"Alliteration doesn't make it true, Jack."
MacGyver
"is what makes it true, dum-dum."
MacGyver
"I don't mean to tell you how to count, Mac,"
MacGyver
"but we're on B8, they're on level B9."
MacGyver
"why there's a big-ass hole in her floor,"
MacGyver
"I'm gonna tell her it was your idea."
MacGyver
"that's ethylendiamine."
MacGyver
"But when you mix a little of this"
MacGyver
"with a little of that,"
MacGyver
"Ah, you get a badass bomb."
MacGyver
"So, we're gonna light the fuse,"
MacGyver
"and get them on this level now."
MacGyver
"Nope. I got facial recognition running on every camera feed."
MacGyver
"Good news is I got full facility control."
MacGyver
"Missing... mask."
MacGyver
"and the coolant hits the O2."
MacGyver
"the whole room's gonna go up in flames."
MacGyver
"Okay?"
MacGyver
"Now, we have two options."
MacGyver
"I take it Murdoc's lessons didn't include logic."
MacGyver
"Honestly, man, I don't even know"
MacGyver
"So it really is Cairo all over again."
MacGyver
"I want techs sweeping our network."
MacGyver
"This building is a crime scene. Everything is evidence."
MacGyver
"Sliced and diced."
MacGyver
"Whoa."
MacGyver
"Are you okay?"
MacGyver
"Yeah, that's not mine."
MacGyver
"_"
MacGyver
"_"
MacGyver
"This is insane."
MacGyver
"But I should have done this in the first place."
MacGyver
"in Lake Como doesn't belong to the Phoenix Foundation,"
MacGyver
"It belongs to history, and I'm going to send it back."
MacGyver
"Hey."
MacGyver
"Like I never want to move again."
MacGyver
"Jack came by yesterday, brought this."
MacGyver
"Never was much of a green thumb, but"
MacGyver
"You look way better."
MacGyver
"Besides..."
MacGyver
"to before you knew?"
MacGyver
"Ignorance is safer..."
MacGyver
"but it isn't bliss."
MacGyver
"I wouldn't change what's happened"
MacGyver
"So... your fake Zito's in jail."
MacGyver
"and my team is still alive."
MacGyver
"the higher you climb the list."
MacGyver
"It's such a shame that I can't do anything more to punish you,"
MacGyver
"but you're already in prison for life."
MacGyver
"You're looking at it."
MacGyver
"What up?"
MacGyver
"It-it kind of sucks."
MacGyver
"We just got back. Where you off to now?"
MacGyver
"Yeah, I'm, uh,"
MacGyver
"I'm gonna go find my dad."
MacGyver
"You can take shotgun."
MacGyver
"For when we want to hit Vegas."
MacGyver
"You might want to consider"
MacGyver
"I said, get up."
MacGyver
"I need medical in the isolation wing."
MacGyver
"It's Murdoc. Open up."
MacGyver
"I still don't know your name."
MacGyver
"I've always been partial to Murdoc."
MacGyver
"If anyone is getting this, we need help."
MacGyver
"Stopping the bomb is out of the question."
MacGyver
"♪ Now, when he was a young man ♪"
MacGyver
"♪ He never thought he'd see ♪"
MacGyver
"♪ King Tut ♪"
MacGyver
"- You done? - Yeah."
MacGyver
"That's... I-I don't know the rest of the words."
MacGyver
"Focus Jack! We need to find this thing, all right?"
MacGyver
"Some were known as gods and goddesses, actually."
MacGyver
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