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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Pontiac Bandit Returns (S02E02)

"The elves will not starve this night."
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"- Any sign of our bogie? - Negative."
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"the last three days."
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"I have to get back to my ecstasy task force."
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"We have to bag a major giggle pig player soon,"
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"or they're gonna shut us down."
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"Presents!"
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"Jake, holy crap, 9:00."
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"Onion ring attack!"
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"Come on, Santa. Why are you so fat?"
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"Ah! Ah! Got you!"
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"Put your hands in the air."
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"Take a good look, kids."
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"Join me for a festive winter party"
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"A.M. or P.M.?"
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"Doug Judy, aka the Pontiac bandit, foiled at last!"
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"All right!"
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"All right, that's enough, Judy."
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"This is my moment. You are not to enjoy it."
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"I can't help it. I'm proud of you."
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"How would that even work? Am I adopted?"
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"Never! Right?"
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"Makes me a very desirable tattletale."
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"You don't want any info on a local burglary ring, perhaps?"
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"Not good enough."
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"What about drugs?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, we're not listening."
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"Gina, you need to see this."
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"Boyle, this is bad."
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"No, that's rubbing butts together."
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"What?"
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"Do you know how disgustingly entangled our lives will be"
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"The kind that dissolve in your mouth."
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"Ew, no! No, Charles, ew."
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"So this is where all the tape went."
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"Hitchcock!"
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"And give 100 bucks to some doctor"
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"Wow! What's all this?"
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"I know, I know."
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"He has a strict "no gift" policy, but I found a loophole."
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"Like your loophole last year?"
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"but then I thought, "hey, maybe the Captain could use it.""
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"No, it was a very expensive gift."
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"Aha, suspicions confirmed."
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"It's got every moment of his career, "from Ray to Z.""
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"but my backup was "keep holting on,""
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"My job, Rosa's job, and the fate of this entire precinct"
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"just because he bit off a few noses."
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"Babies."
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"Needs some cars to deliver his product."
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"A man has needs."
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"Yeah, but you gotta give me zero jail time."
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"Unlimited room service and minibar privileges."
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"but I get to go crazy on candy and nuts."
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"I want her to call me big sugar."
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"and my sole focus is Doug Judy."
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"It's a duet. Get in on this."
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"Okay, flat screen TV."
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"Not yet."
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"Point it at my face until my eyeballs dry out"
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"I'm playing ball."
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"Let's go over the plan one more time."
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"Doug Judy texts Ruiz to set up a meet."
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"We each have a hidden wire, and we record Ruiz"
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"talking about giggle pig, then take him down."
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"Tac team is on call for backup..."
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"He is not getting away from me again,"
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"Hoo-hoo! Did you see the menu?"
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"No, thanks. I'm on duty."
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"I have no idea what I'm ordering."
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"Me neither. We're like culinary magellans."
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"You know what? This is taking too long."
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"Check it out."
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"Disbe-loving it."
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"My mom is gonna hate this gift."
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"Three lobster thermidors, spaghetti and meatballs,"
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"I'm trying to eat healthy."
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"All right, I'm searching it."
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"stab me in the jugular with a claw,"
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"and then shove the tail down my throat,"
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"You're a slippery guy."
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"Okay, we held up our end of the bargain."
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"Text Ruiz now, friend."
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"You around, question mark."
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"It's like The Jetsons."
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"While she was pregnant with me."
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"Oh!"
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"Mythic."
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"Why would you take your wife with you to meet a drug dealer?"
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"Great, tell him to meet us over here."
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"Somehow, that doesn't surprise me."
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"Burned down 12 buildings in crown heights."
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"Captain's told me about it many times."
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"Do you think he'll be upset?"
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"I mean, he seems like the kind of laid-back guy"
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"who delights in having his mistakes exposed."
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"Doug Judy. Who are they?"
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"This is a test."
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"Give him the tools."
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"I Jack the rides. Judy holds my tools."
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"Oh, just, uh, telling Thunderstone"
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"Whoo! Ha-ha! Yeah."
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"Thank you, Charles, Regina,"
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"Kind of like a fun Christmas four-way, right?"
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"Oh, my God! I have an idea."
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"Let's open presents."
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"Lynn Boyle, you're a horrible, horrible man."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"You naughty boy."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Nog, nog."
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"Yes, the "nog" from "egg nog," used in place of "knock.""
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"and I think I may have found a mistake in a closed case."
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"if I'm remembering correctly,"
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"and I could be wrong on this, but..."
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"Why were you looking at that case?"
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"It didn't cost me anything, just my worthless man-hours."
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"Don't worry about it."
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"I want to use them each once, then dump 'em."
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"So are we gonna make a deal or what?"
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