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Clips from The League (2009) - The Au Pair (S03E03)

"Oh, I know what vulturing looks like, and you're vulturing."
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"Two, two and a half."
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"third date, that's a bad sign."
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"She's just being, you know, cautiously optimistic."
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"Are you pulling me from the game?"
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"You got your shot."
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"You got first down, you got second down."
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"I'll get it done."
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"This is the problem."
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"I'm not creeping her out."
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"I'm just-- I'm trying."
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"That's okay."
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"That's awesome by you."
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"I'll convert right now on you."
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"You want me to convert on you?"
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"Listen, there's no reason to talk like that."
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"Ow!"
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"All right, listen."
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"Excuse me."
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"No, no, Matthew, come back!"
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"Come back!"
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"Oh, hey."
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"What are you doing up?"
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"Just making a little tea."
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"No."
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"Did you vulture my au pair?"
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"I vultured baby Jeffrey's au pair."
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"Good night."
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"Eye contact?"
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"Taco?! What are you doing?"
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"No. Get out of here!"
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"Is that... Those were subliminal messages."
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"Taco, they can't be subliminal if they're on for 20 seconds."
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"My video went viral, and the women have been coming in in droves."
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"All right, well, let's get rid of any man."
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"Actually, I have the same requirements, but, uh, I don't care that much about"
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"the reading."
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"I'm going to go on the record and say that I think this is a bad idea."
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"Ooh, ooh!"
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"I feel bad for the girl."
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"I was trying to be romantic."
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"Have you been looking at porn on my computer?"
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"Give me, give me the question one more time. Come on."
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"Come on, do you want to play the fishing game with me?"
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"No, no."
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"Oh, my gosh, I love 16 and Pregnant!"
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"We were having fun!"
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"Oh, it looks disgusting."
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"Here we go."
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"Norv Turner just took him out of the game."
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"Minimum effort, maximum results."
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"You know what's fair is Jenny not being on your team anymore."
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"Watch this, watch this! Oh!"
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"Aw, thanks, pal."
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"You... you don't need anything."
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"Catching up is when two parties have actually done something."
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"Yeah, that's true."
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"Taco, that's Matthew Berry."
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"Matthew Berry is the prettiest girl in this bar, and"
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"Dude, you stay here, play it cool."
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"Hey, Matthew, big fan."
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"I appreciate that."
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"Taco, Matthew Berry."
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"I won my league in 2006."
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"Listen, I'm here to help."
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"Ow."
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"Taco, nice meeting you."
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"Yeah."
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"I know a fake business card when I see one."
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"Did you guys have fun down here?"
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"...upstairs."
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"Oh, well, we met, uh... Uh, silence, silence."
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"Normal bowel movement."
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"I gotta step up my game."
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"Rock climbing."
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"Well, up there with the lack of oxygen, everyone looks like Tom Cruise."
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"the gear, which I researched on Google, all right?"
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"Check it out."
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"What?"
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"Look at this. Boom."
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"Tell me everything."
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"What happened?"
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"Did I neg him?"
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"of all time."
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"She must have freaked out."
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"No, no. There's no cheating."
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"Hey, what I miss?"
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"What the tits?"
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"We were trading emails back and forth, and we're going to"
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"No way. She... She'll read me like a book."
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"She knows."
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"You don't need to whisper."
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"No, I have never been married before."
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"Australian mining consortium."
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"I haven't eaten chocolate in, like, a month."
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"accident."
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"When you're faced with your own deception, you need to buy"
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"What?"
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"You... you flipped it around."
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"Why don't you just have sex with her when you meet her?"
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"It's like a three-step process."
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"No. It has a bathroom."
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"Go get it, Pete."
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"Hello."
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"Fine."
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"He's vulturing my date."
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"No, no, listen."
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"You really think you're getting it done on third down?"
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"Listen, it's okay, it's okay."
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"You don't seem... Oh, really? I don't?"
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"Did I vulture your au pair?"
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"And a half chub?"
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"I work the street like a man."
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"All due to this guy right here, Mr. Taco."
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"Have you just been getting a bunch of numbers from dudes?"
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"Yeah, what's up with the images of the animals having sex?"
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"What? No. Ooh."
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"What? Oh, wow, wow."
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"See?"
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