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Clips from Peep Show (2003) - Warring Factions (S01E01)

"I feel better. Much better."
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"Like a weight has been lifted."
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"Hey, hey, hey. It's the guys."
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"Come on in."
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"So... Toni's friends."
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"Who, what, why, and where?"
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"Well, that's the fun - I don't know anyone!"
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"- These are our neighbours. - Neighbours?"
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"Did you think I'd invited friends?"
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"You know who your friends are when you set fire to Hampton Court maze"
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"because you can't take your husband's shit."
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"It's great to know your neighbours, not just for security..."
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"Right, exactly. Drinks?"
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"Wicked."
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"'If I laugh at everything she says, I'll at least get a suck job. '"
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"'Work on a six-pack by Christmas, then..."
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"'Why should I? We had something going when we were laughing at Jeremy. '"
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"'Oh, too late. They're bonding. '"
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"- What's funny? It's a fridge magnet. - I know but it looks just like a fried egg."
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"'Heh-heh. Twot. '"
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"But if I pull out now, that's the deposit gone."
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"Right. Nightmare."
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"- On the other hand... - 'How did I get trapped with her?"
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"Oh, I don't live here, I'm Toni's sister."
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"- And what do you do? - I work in the music business."
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"You do?"
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"Well, that's amazing. That's just really amazing."
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"Everyone writes down someone famous."
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"We swap, put them on our foreheads,"
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"and you work out who we are by asking questions. It's really funny because..."
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"Anyway, let's just play."
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"'Heh-heh. Yeah, this is it. Paula's gonna love this."
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"'Very Iggy. '"
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"No, when you've finished, drop your Rizla in the bowl."
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"Oh. Er, I'll... Could I do mine again?"
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"We're not playing for points, mate."
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"That's it."
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"- I give up. - No, don't. Just one... This one's mine."
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"- Tim Henman? - Yeah, how did you...?"
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"- Jeremy, have you worked out your...? - Don't even go there."
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"It is literally impossible. I'm just someone's secretary."
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"- The Home Secretary, Jeremy. - Yeah, right, whatever."
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"- We're popping next door. - You're going?"
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"'The coast is clear! '"
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"Yeah, I'm taking Paula to listen to my work."
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"She seems like she'd appreciate a good track."
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"Cool! Don't do anything I wouldn't do, sis. Ha-ha!"
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"Which leaves her a hell of a lot of leeway!"
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"'Heh-heh-heh. I am in here!"
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"'Sis... Sister! Shit! '"
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"Excuse me."
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"- Jez, can I have a word? - Yeah, I'm going, the coast is clear."
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"I don't expect you'll get very far but by all means have a pop."
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"I thought I'd better tell you. Paula, she's..."
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"She has cancer."
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"What? Are you serious?"
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"I thought I'd better mention it. You don't wanna drop a clanger."
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"No. Right."
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"Blimey."
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"Is it Jamie Oliver?"
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"Look, you're a cockmuncher, OK?"
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"# Feel it, yeah#"
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"'You can't catch cancer. I'd have heard. Someone would've said. '"
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"OK, I think I've heard enough."
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"- Yeah. It's OK. - Do you really think so?"
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"'What kind? Blood? Bone? Knee? Face? '"
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"- Yeah, I mean, I like it. - Great!"
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"I mean, that's great."
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"But I'm guessing you didn't invite me to your room just to listen to some tape."
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"'Shit. Of Course. "It's who you blow. "'"
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"Yeah, let's get it on... baby."
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"Barry."
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"That guy is one serious power tripper. He was all over my Rizla game."
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"'OK, Mark, you asked for it, now you've got it."
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"'She's looking for a fuck buddy. Change gears, sauce things up. '"
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"He's just so, "Yah, take the A304.""
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"I mean, yes! We can see your hairy chest."
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"And no, we're not impressed!"
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"Yeah, so, er, Jeremy tells me you two watched a porno together."
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"No, that was The English Patient."
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"'Ha! What an idiotic boob. He's out, I'm in."
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"'Now, what's my shtick? Yeah... '"
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"You know, the Red Army shot 16,000 of their own men at Stalingrad."
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"OK."
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"And of course, the majority of the Wehrmacht had no winter clothing."
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"'I'm the tank commander now, Barry. '"
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"I know how they feel. You buy classic but classic keeps changing."
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"See, by the winter of '42,"
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"the whole city was surrounded"
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"by the massed Sixth Army."
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"It was pressing..."
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"and pressing."
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"The Russians couldn't hold on much longer. Many wanted to submit."
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"Mark, I don't just bang anyone. I'm not some next-door fuck jar."
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"No. No, of course not."
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"What I mean is that the German supply lines were stretched."
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"Zhukov countered..."
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"and the siege was broken."
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"And that's all the story of Stalingrad."
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"Erm, if we've got to do this, do you mind keeping the hat on?"
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"It's just..."
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"- Sorry. - We don't have to do anything, Jeremy."
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"I mean, I don't mind. I'd just rather not..."
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"and you could take them away..."
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"I am very keen to sort you out, so to speak."
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"'That was embarrassing."
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""'Not a fuck jar". Don't dwell. No need to dwell."
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"'Think charming, considerate. '"
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"So your sister, she looks great considering..."
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"Considering what? She doesn't have any dress sense?"
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"No. You know, the whole thing, the leukaemia."
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"Oh, no, that's not Paula. Paula's my half-sister."
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"Paula's doing fine! Except her idea of a present is a bunch of CD singles,"
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"and I do know you get them for free."
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"Toni, we're dry. I was thinking someone should run to the offy before it shuts."
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"'The second front. I can win on the second front."
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"'This is perfect. I'm gonna be the knight on horseback"
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"'with an armful of booze and enough nachos to feed the Mexican army."
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"'Oh, shit. Shit! Fuck off. Why don't you fuck the fuck off?"
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"'Just run the gauntlet. The little bastards will..."
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