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Clips from Seinfeld - The Little Kicks (S08E08)

"I don't really remember."
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"-Yeah. -Food?"
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"These are fantastic. Fantastic."
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"You know, I'd love to get a jump on the next batch."
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"She's been ignoring this section all evening."
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"-Quesadilla? -No thanks."
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"-Hi, my name is George. -Anna."
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"Oh, sure."
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"All right. Who's dancing?"
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"Hey. You get the tickets?"
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"Know what I had to go through to get these?"
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"Listen, you want me to stay here till George gets up?"
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"Hey, how was the party?"
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"It was about five years ago."
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"Well, sometimes you can't help these people till they hit rock bottom."
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"He attaches himself to a healthy host company..."
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"There's my call waiting, I gotta get going. Bye-bye."
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"-Really? I thought you were rebuffed. -With extreme prejudice."
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"And Anna digs the bad boy."
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"Death Blow."
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"Relax, he does that all the time."
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"To meet George?"
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"I knew it. Where did they go?"
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"Man, we're missing the deathblow!"
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"I don't believe it."
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"No."
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"Nice car."
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"Is that your orthopedic back pillow?"
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"-Get in the car. -But--"
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"So, Death Blow, we meet again."
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"What is going on over here?"
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"Jerry, the man is in pain."
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"If he didn't lick his fingers before reaching in the bag..."
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"What are you, some kind of tough guy?"
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"All right, come on, let's go. Thanks, buddy."
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"Hey."
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"Who got the final deathblow?"
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"You make me get a ticket for this friend..."
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"I'll get it."
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"...I did the best I could."
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"I'll expect that tape by 3:00 tomorrow."
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"...the native dancers whirled before me..."
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"He's not stocky."
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"Oh, man, that's precious."
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"No way you're giving this tape to Brody and telling him I shot it."
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"...that looked as good as Death Blow."
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"The little kid who needs bootlegs..."
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"-Where are my Magic Markers? -Right here."
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"Well, I have lost complete control of my staff."
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"I forgot to make my bed."
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"I have George Costanza still holding."
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"George, hi."
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"Hi, George, what are you up to?"
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"What--? What are you talking about?"
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"I never should have given Anna the impression..."
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"...I mean, you're a fine seed."
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"What? I'm trying to help. Why are you being so difficult?"
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"George, I don't have time for this."
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"-No, I don't think so. -No, she doesn't want to."
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"-Okay. Bye, George, we'll see you. -I'm a bad man."
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"...two on the floor, one in the balcony, and I want headsets..."
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"-I want the tape. -Yeah, l-- I know."
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"It's all over."
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"The whole business has changed. It's all about money now."
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"Brody, he's a reasonable man, but he's insane."
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"It's illegal, it's dangerous...."
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"Oh, now I see."
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"-Yeah? -It's Brody. I'm coming up."
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"Let's check it out."
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"-Where's the tape? -Well, it's--"
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"It's all right, George. You'll just pay a fine, and that'll be it."
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"Ow, Dad!"
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"-Who put you up to this? Was it her? -All right."
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"But he's an old man, Elaine."
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"Well, he wrote the check, and I cashed it."
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"-Cry, Cry Again, I want to see that. -No, you don't."
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"-How are things at the office? Normal? -Yeah, pretty much."
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"-I wouldn't walk over there. -Why not?"
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"Because it's the most dangerous part of the sidewalk."
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"A cab hops a curb:"
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"You've had your last egg sandwich."
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"What about over there? You know, air conditioners fall out all the time."
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"I'd much rather get hit by an 80-pound air conditioner than a two-ton cab."
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"No, no, cab's coming up right here."
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"Set of plastic hips, prosthetic legs..."
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"...a monkey to answer the phone, I'm back in business."
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"I'd much rather take one in the head, like I did in '79."
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"You were living in the Village then, right?"
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"Toxic-waste green."
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"That is disgusting."
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"You know, revulsion has now become a valid form of attraction."
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"Well, then, you're driving me wild."
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"I had them done for the big Peterman bash I'm throwing."
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"Why are you having a party?"
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"Oh, I drive my people hard, and then I reward them."
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"-Like with dogs. -Yeah, exactly."
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"Party?"
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"-Bar? -Yeah."
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"George?"
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"He's gonna show up anyway."
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"George, I just don't want you interfering."
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"How could I possibly interfere?"
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"Isn't that what Jack Ruby said?"
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"Where do you come out of?"
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"I don't recall seeing you around the office."
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"Do you work in the mailroom?"
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"Not quite. I-- I'm a friend of Elaine Benes."
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"Oh, that's nice. Excuse me."
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"So...."
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"How about leading us in a toast?"
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"Hey, guys, I wanna make a toast."
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"Here's to those who wish us well..."
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"...and those who don't can go to hell."
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"Come on, who's dancing?"
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"You want--? You want me to get it started? I'll get it started. All right."
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"Sweet, fancy Moses."
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"-Who needs two? -Oh, mamacita! Let me see them."
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"Special sneak preview of Death Blow."
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"Death Blow. When someone tries to blow you up..."
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"...not because of who you are..."
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