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Clips from Seinfeld - The Doll (S07E07)

"...where all you can do with them is eat. You can't talk anymore..."
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"How did you sleep? Ready for breakfast?"
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"Africa? Do you know how hot it gets there?"
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"Your skin is gonna be simmering with boils."
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"Yeah, yeah. My parents wanna come too, is that okay?"
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"Yeah, they're in town. You wanna go?"
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"- Are you doing new material? - No."
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"I don't think so."
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"So, what are your parents doing here in New York?"
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"They're moving into this new development. Here's the pamphlet."
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"The three of them in that tiny apartment?"
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"No, Leo's not there. He's got a girlfriend, Lydia."
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"Yeah, I know, it devalues the whole thing."
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"- Hello. - What time do we have to be..."
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"Helen, did you know that they tape this thing in the afternoon?"
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"- Yeah, it is. - I mean, they're retired."
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"There's no economic reason for them to be here."
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"They have no friends."
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"No social reason for them to be here."
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"What the hell are they still doing here?"
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"- Hello? - Where can I buy some ice?"
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"Yeah, I know. His phlebitis is acting up."
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"...and moves back in. Then they would have to go back to Florida."
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"Once a week?"
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"- It happens. - I bet that cook is an anti-Semite."
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"A man like you could be dating women 20 years younger."
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"Oh, hi, Mr. Peterman."
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"I'm afraid I have some bad news, Elaine."
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"You've tested positive for opium."
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"Shanghai Sally."
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"Well, that's impossible. I've never done a drug in my life."
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"Dr. Strugatz must have made a mistake."
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"I'll be ready in three minutes."
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"Bitter cold. Bitter."
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"Yeah, I read someplace, the life expectancy in Florida..."
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"What, I can't stop by and visit my parents?"
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"That's where the Seinfelds are moving. They got a great deal."
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"- I don't bet. - Well, what about the dolphins?"
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"Are you trying to get rid of us?"
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"I care about your comfort."
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"Jerry. Jerry!"
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"- I can't get the shampoo out. - Me either."
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"I'm gonna have to shower in the dressing room."
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"Rid? Ma, come on. The word is care.Care."
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"- Oh, Elaine. Yeah. - Kramer, you look terrible."
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"Yeah. I need the keys to your apartment. I gotta take a shower."
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"And I need it bad, baby, because I feel like I got bugs crawling up my skin."
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"- Now, you gotta help me out. - Not on my watch!"
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"I know what you're going through."
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"But a different sort of trader still lurked."
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"The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one."
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"Oh, and by the way, you have till 5:00 to clear out your desk."
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"- All they serve is chicken? - There's more food down the hall."
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"- Oh, hey. - Oh, hi."
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"Hello, Seinfelds."
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"This is your dressing room? They treat you like Toscanini."
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"I'm so nervous for you."
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"We just bought a new place down there."
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"I know this doesn't seem like work to you..."
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"Well, you know what opium is made from."
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"My family's nuts. They're crazy."
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"...he blames anti-Semitism."
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"The High Holy Days in the temple? Rabbi, anti-Semite."
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"They had a fight, now he's moving back to his apartment."
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"I found out why I was testing positive for opium."
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"- Yep, that makes sense. - Yeah."
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"Hello, Newman."
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"- Elaine, will you excuse us? - Oh, come on, Newman."
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"All right. Now, here's the lowdown. Through a certain connection..."
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"...I've been able to locate some black-market showerheads."
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"They're all made in the former Yugoslavia."
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"Jerry?"
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"What?"
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"That's wonderful. I'm so happy!"
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"Oh, what do you need this cold weather for?"
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"Has nothing to do with weather."
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"They don't want us there, so we're going."
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"We're moving right into Del Boca Vista!"
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"- So you're moving there for spite. - Absolutely."
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"That's right! Who the hell are they? How dare they?"
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"So, Georgie, are you gonna come to visit us?"
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"He was getting along so well with that woman. What happened?"
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"We're gonna be in the pool."
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"I'm sorry, we can't go back to Florida."
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"Food tastes better."
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"- Hello. - Hello, Jerry, it's your father."
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"They're not going back to Florida."
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"Because your parents are going down there."
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"It's my time to live, baby."
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"You're killing independent Jerry."
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"Swinging? What, are you out of your mind?"
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"Which is not far off, by the way."
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"- Jerry's not here? - No."
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"- Why? - It's a long story."
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"Just a second. I have to go to the bathroom."
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"Wait. What are you gonna do in there?"
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"- Elaine, I really have- - Hold on a second, Mrs. Seinfeld."
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"You want my urine?"
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"Oh, yeah. He won't mind. Come on, you're his mom."
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"- This one is kind of scratched. - It doesn't matter."
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"- All right. How-? A milk glass. - A milk glass, a juice glass."
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"- Any glass, just pick a glass. - Jerry really doesn't..."
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"I got the Cyclone F series..."
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"What do you recommend?"
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"Now, what is this?"
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"- Who is it? - It's the super."
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"...but you wanna at least try and keep your mouths moving."
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"And they're so anxious for it, you know. You come in:"
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"My mother will argue with me about what I like."
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"Can I have a piece of pumpkin pie? You don't like pumpkin pie."
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"Yes, I do. Since when?"
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"What's the difference? Can I have it?"
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"No. I have never seen you eat a piece of pumpkin pie."
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"Mr. Peterman sent me over here for a physical..."
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"...he and I are going on a trip to Kenya."
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"Africa."
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"It's my first such mission for the company."
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"The Masai Bushmen wear these great sandals..."
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"...and we're gonna knock them off."
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"Like 150 degrees."
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