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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pie (S05E05)

"Where is it? Where is it?"
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"Well, look at this."
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"This doesn't belong here."
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"Someone has made a terrible mistake."
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"You bastard!"
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"- You hid the suit. - Hid?"
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"I have no idea how this suit got misplaced."
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"I hope you rot in that suit."
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"I'll get you for this. I don't know how, but I'm gonna get you."
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"- You are gonna pay. - Oh, I'll pay."
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"Half-price."
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"Arrivederci, my fellow 40-short."
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"I made a list of people who might have made the mannequin."
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"You know, possible suspects."
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"- Yeah, all right. Go ahead. - Okay."
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"All right, well, there's this blind guy at a party I was at..."
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"...and he felt my face for a really long time..."
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"...to see what I looked like."
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"He almost put his finger up my nose."
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"I won't tell you the rest of the list."
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"Because I didn't think the blind guy did it?"
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"Because you have an attitude."
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"Oh, Georgie."
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"- Nice duds. - You're telling me."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"- Did you hear something? - Yeah, like a swoosh."
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"It must be the fabric."
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"That's what's making that swooshy sound."
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"I didn't hear it on the way over because of the street noise."
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"This is no good!"
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"I gotta meet these guys from MacKenzie for lunch!"
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"So what? What would they care?"
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"This MacKenzie guy, he's a bit of a nut."
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"He fired the last guy because his nose whistled when he breathed."
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"So you're not gonna get the job because your pants make noise?"
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"Let's say it's between me and one other guy."
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"He's got a quiet suit, and I'm whooshing all over the place!"
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"Who do you think he's gonna hire?"
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"All these interviews are making you nuts."
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"Jerry, I saw your girlfriend was in here before."
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"- Audrey? - Sat down, had herself a piece of pie."
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"- Was it apple? - What else?"
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"This woman is bending my mind into a pretzel."
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"Do I know you?"
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"No, you don't."
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"Yeah."
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"The mannequin!"
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"Oh, I gotta see this thing."
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"Boy, the resemblance is uncanny."
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"You think you can pose me however you want?"
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"That's my ass in your window."
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"No. You take that mannequin down right now..."
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"...or I am pressing charges. Yes. This is my attorney."
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"Yeah? What law am I breaking?"
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"I believe there is some legal precedent..."
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"... Winchell v. Mahoney. The Charlie McCarthy hearings."
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"- Jerry, get the car. - What are you doing?"
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"- Just get the car. - As your legal counsel..."
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"...I must advise against this."
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"I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some Doublemint gum."
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"I'm dropping you off at work, right?"
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"Where are you going?"
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"My office is out of control. Phones ringing, people running in and out."
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"Did you hear something?"
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"No, I didn't hear anything."
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"That's strange."
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"It's quieter down here."
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"That sound again."
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"Sure you didn't hear anything?"
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"No, can't say as I did."
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"Kind of like a..."
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"...rustling."
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"Could be the leaves."
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"That's right. Poppie's on 77th."
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"Okay. We'll see you at 8. Bye-bye."
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"Hello."
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"- What are you doing here? - So how was the pie?"
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"- What pie? - The apple pie..."
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"...you had today at Monk's."
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"- I'm very busy here. - Pretty good, wasn't it?"
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"I told you you should've tasted it."
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"You better not let Poppie see you."
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"- Who are you? - Board of Health."
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"- You Poppie? - I'm Poppie."
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"Think you better come with me."
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"What's the problem?"
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"What do they want from Poppie?"
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"Well, Poppie's a little sloppy."
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"You thought I'd care about your pants whooshing?"
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"I heard the last guy got fired because his nose whistled."
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"No. He got fired because he wasn't a team player."
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"That's something we don't joke about at MacKenzie."
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"You wanna go your own way, you're in the wrong place."
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"No problem there."
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"Conformity's an obsession with me."
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"Chocolate cream pie, compliments of the house."
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"Hope you saved room for dessert."
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"Take a bite, George."
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"It's delicious."
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"I insist."
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"If you're one of us, you'll take a bite."
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"But I was the only one at the table that didn't get violently ill."
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"- Tell her you lost your itch. - What happened to it?"
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"I lost it two days ago."
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"I've been faking it so I wouldn't hurt her feelings."
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"You should tell her."
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"All right."
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"Well. Hi, Olive."
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"No, no. No more of that."
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"- There's something I have to tell you. - What?"
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"Well, there's someone else."
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"- Someone else? - Yeah."
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"Who is she?"
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"- Her? - Yeah. There she is."
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"- That's my gal. - You're a liar."
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"Now, Olive, look, I'm sorry."
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"Why is she wearing her underwear?"
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"Well, it's a style."
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"Jerry, give me the keys."
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"Well, I guess we're gonna go for a drive now. She really loves that."
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