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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pie (S05E05)

"You really think this looks okay on me?"
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"Fabulous. Perfect fit. And it's the last one we have."
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"I'm sorry. You can't tell me where the mannequin came from?"
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"Well, is there somebody around here I could talk to who would know?"
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"Why?"
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"Isn't it obvious? This mannequin looks exactly like me."
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"Did you just roll your eyes at him?"
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"If anybody should be rolling their eyes..."
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"...it is me at him about you."
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"I think maybe you're flattering yourself."
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"That mannequin is wearing a $ 1200 Gaultier dress."
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"What are you saying, that I'm not good enough for this hideous dress?"
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"Listen, Natasha..."
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"...wearing your crummy little Eurotrash rags."
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"I'll meet you outside."
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"- What is her problem? - What can you do?"
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"Is this the price tag?"
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"- Yes. - Yes, hello. Party's over."
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"I'll tell you a little secret. We're having an unadvertised sale..."
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"...starting Friday. That suit will be half-price."
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"You think you could put it aside and hold it for me?"
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"I'm afraid I couldn't do that."
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"Oh, yes, of course."
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"And we have to be fair."
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"...I found out who supplies the mannequins and I called him up."
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"- How did they get your face? - I don't know, they wouldn't tell me."
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"Jerry?"
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"Hello?"
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"Excuse me."
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"I noticed you offered her a piece of your pie."
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"That's right."
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"- I was full. - You were full."
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"So you gave a reason. You didn't just shake your head."
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"- No. I'm not a psycho. - Exactly."
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"You're not a psycho."
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"You've been very helpful. Thank you very much. Allow me to leave the tip."
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"We certainly have."
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"Hey, Elaine, scratch my back."
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"- No. - It'll be a funky adventure."
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"- Kramer, forget it. - Jerry, how about you?"
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"I think you know my policy."
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"I'm going home to spatula."
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"I thought George was meeting us here."
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"No. He's going downtown to guard the suit."
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"He's guarding a suit?"
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"Do you need some help with that itch?"
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"Madam, I pray you're not toying with me."
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"- Turn around. - Oh, all right."
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"- It fits you perfectly. - You think so?"
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"What is this? Can't I leave this place for a second?"
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"Can I help you?"
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"I'm buying this suit."
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"- No. This suit is not for sale. - Excuse me, do you work here?"
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"No."
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"Then what the hell business is it of yours?"
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"I'm doing you a favor."
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"They're having an unadvertised sale."
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"This suit will be half-price starting Monday."
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"- Really? This Monday? - Yes. Take off those pants."
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"Friday? Thanks."
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"You know, for an unadvertised sale, you're doing a lot of yapping about it."
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"I can't believe your father owns this place."
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"So how are the desserts here?"
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"Everything is delicious."
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"- You've tasted them? - I think almost all of them."
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"Oh, I see they have apple pie."
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"- You've had the apple pie? - Many times."
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"Audrey, I gotta be honest with you."
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"I'm a very curious guy. It's my nature. I need to know things."
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"Not tasting the apple pie the other day, I can't get past it."
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"You obviously like pies."
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"Surely you could see how such a thing would prey on my mind."
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"- Can we drop this? - Why can't I know?"
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"- Oh, Poppie. - Sweetheart, hello."
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"Poppie, this is Jerry."
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"I'm making you a very special dinner."
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"Very special."
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"The pies."
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"I'm going to the bathroom. You know."
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"Ah, Jerry!"
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"Tonight you're in for a real treat."
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"I'm personally gonna prepare the dinner..."
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"...for you and my Audrey."
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"Jerry, are you okay?"
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"Is anything wrong?"
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"You look like you've seen a ghost."
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"Hey."
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"- These are for you, Olive. - Thank you."
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"Here it is."
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"Oh, wait till you taste this."
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"Poppie, this is perfect."
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"Well?"
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"Jerry, have some."
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"You're not gonna taste it?"
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"So she thought I did it to get back at her."
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"Why didn't you just tell her?"
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"It's not the kind of thing you wanna hear about your father."
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"When he came out of that bathroom, and he was kneading that dough..."
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"...it was a wild scene."
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"How could he not have washed?"
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"Even if you're not gonna soap up..."
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"...at least pretend, for my benefit. Turn the water on. Do something."
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"You know, a chef who doesn't wash is like a cop who steals."
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"It's a cry for help. He wants to get caught."
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"I think Poppie's got some problems."
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"There's a whole other thing going on with Poppie."
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"- So how did you leave it? - We haven't spoken."
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"Hey. Hey, George. I'm not gonna need this anymore."
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"I got Olive."
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"- Olive? - My lady friend down at Monk's."
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"You guys ought to see the way she works her nails across my back."
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"She's a maestro... The crisscross..."
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"...the figure eight, strumming the old banjo..."
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"...and this wild, savage free-for-all..."
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"...where anything can happen."
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"I gotta get downtown and buy that suit."
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"- Store opens in 20 minutes. - Is that Elaine mannequin still there?"
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"Yeah. The last time I saw her..."
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"...she was naked."
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"Yeah. And Poppie's got problems."
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