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Clips from Hot in Cleveland - The Play's the Thing (S01E01)

"In poland, the nuns had a saying, "kur przed koguty"."
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"It means, "chicks before...""
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"You know what."
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"The nuns said that?"
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"Right."
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"Thanks again for doing this."
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"And again, I'm so sorry about last night."
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"Whenever I'm with pete,"
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"I just-I forget about everything else."
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"This morning, he said the cutest thing."
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"Ow!"
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"Did you finally get that peruvian tapeworm you ordered?"
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"No. The mule got caught at customs again."
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"Look, it's opening night, and I need this."
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"I thought everything was going great."
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"What's the problem?"
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"She's a lox."
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"When she dies at the end, no one can tell,"
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"Because she's been so lifeless all along."
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"Doesn't she have an understudy?"
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"Remind me to send her flowers."
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"God, what am I gonna do?"
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"Maybe your actress is just scared."
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"- Of what? - Too much adulation?"
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"But imagine, just for a second,"
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"Inspiration has struck."
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"I know just what to say to her."
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"Oh, victoria chase's romeo and juliet"
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"Is going to be a triumph!"
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"Isn't it william shakespeare's romeo and juliet?"
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"Uh, well, I tweaked a few lines,"
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"So will and I are gonna share credit on the program."
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"Can you give me a little bit of a higher arch this time?"
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"Because I'm meeting pete's friends"
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"For dinner tomorrow night,"
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"And I want them to think I'm pretty."
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"Well, you know, and smart and stuff."
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"Oh, Joy! Oh, no!"
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"Little Italy, you and me, dinner."
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"Listen, I would cancel, but it's pete's friends,"
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"And you know how important friends are."
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"Yes, if you don't have friends, you have nothing."
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"- Nothing. - Ow!"
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"Ooh, boy."
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"- What? - What did you do?"
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"Where's my eyebrow?"
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"It's right here."
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"And exhale."
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"Now, places."
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"Where is my juliet?"
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"Yeah, ms. Chase?"
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"How are you feeling, francesca?"
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"Like I want to puke."
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"- Ah, that's good. - That's good?"
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"Now, do you know what you're afraid of?"
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"You?"
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"Now, I want you to close your eyes"
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"Can you see it, francesca?"
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"I think so."
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"You are confident, talented, owning the stage."
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"Every line a triumph, every gesture a revelation."
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"You are a young-well, younger- victoria chase."
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"You are me."
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"But I don't want to be you."
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"- No, that's not my dream. - But francesca..."
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"Look, I'm sorry, Ms. Chase, but we both know"
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"This play's gonna be way better without me."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"I see the truth about myself, too!"
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"Not until after prom, you don't."
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"Now who's gonna play juliet?"
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"Finally, it's zack's turn."
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"And besides, it's my wig anyway."
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"I'm not blind, just disfigured."
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"Accidents happen."
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"Yeah, accidents happen."
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"A wise man once said, "there are no accidents"."
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"I didn't get his name."
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"It was just some old guy I spilled my soda on."
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"Sorry."
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"Oh, now you apologize."
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"I was talking to them, not to you."
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"Sorry."
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"Look, even if I did do it on purpose,"
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"On some deep, subconscious level,"
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"I must have had a good reason."
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"- So you admit it! - I admit nothing."
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"Well, are you just secretly upset"
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"- Of course not. - Then what's the big deal?"
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"She's upset that you've been ditching your friends"
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"It's as obvious as that hickey on your neck."
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"Aren't we past the days when a guy comes into your life"
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"And suddenly you become oblivious to everyone else?"
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"You're right."
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"I have been acting a little bit like a teenager."
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"But in my defense, the last time I had a boyfriend,"
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"I was a teenager."
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"I'm really sorry that we've been in your face."
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"And I'm sorry I took off part of yours."
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"So far, I hate it."
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"O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do."
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"They pray; grant thou, lest faith turn to despair."
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"Saints do not move, though grant for prayer's sake."
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"Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take."
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"It's funny 'cause it's gross."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Kelly mushlin proclaimed it a "smash hit"."
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"- Who? - A tenth grader."
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"Well, I'm just so excited to be back"
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"Um, I have an announcement to make."
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"Uh, the school asked if I would stay on"
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"As the drama advisor, and I said yes."
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"I think that might actually be quite fantastic."
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"Oh, if get offered a part,"
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"- Oh. - Oh, it's pete."
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"He wants me to come meet him."
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"But I'm telling him no."
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"I'm spending the evening with my girlfriends."
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