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Clips from Hot in Cleveland - The Play's the Thing (S01E01)

"You're canceling on us again?"
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"I'm sorry. I seem to be doing that a lot."
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"Oh, no, we'll just wait till next week."
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"It's no fun without you."
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"Aw."
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"After all, you're our designated driver."
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"Yes. I'm not gonna spit out perfectly free wine."
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"But you and I are definitely on for our movie tonight, okay?"
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"But can you guys blame me? You understand, right?"
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"Outside, I stole a kiss"
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"And then he pretended to read me my miranda rights,"
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"And then he said, "you have the right to remain adorable"."
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"Hear that?"
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"It's the sound of us all turning against you."
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"Don't get up."
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"Oh, my god."
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"Ms. Chase."
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"Like yourself, I am a devotee of the craft of thespis."
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"Shocker."
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"I am also a devotee of honor st. Raven,"
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"From "Indonesian beauty auto supply"."
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"I live at the same house number, two blocks over."
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"Only it wasn't god because the mailman does this all the time,"
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"And I think he smokes weed."
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"Well, thank you, zack."
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"It's always so nice to meet such an enthusiastic fan."
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"Honor st. Raven taught me courage, determination, love..."
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""I never wear fur, but this is an emergency!""
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"Ah! The best six months of my life."
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"I too am in a blizzard of sorts,"
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"And I need you to be my bear carcass."
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"I'm intrigued."
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"We're in rehearsal for our school play"
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"And I desperately need you to help us not make it suck."
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"Even a word from you"
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"Would be as rejuvenating as the indonesian rosewood oil-"
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"Which, I might add, you hardly need."
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"But I'm not really a school play sort of person."
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"We're doing romeo and juliet,"
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"Which I know is the first thing"
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"You ever acted in in high school."
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"Well, that is true."
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"Because the soccer coach is now doubling as the drama teacher"
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"God, I hate jocks."
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"You were married to a wide receiver."
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"I still don't know what sport that was."
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"Please come."
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"On the back of our costumes."
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"What kind of monster is he?"
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"Zack, I will be your carcass."
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"All acting is an art,"
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"Whether some great work on broadway"
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"For why else would victoria chase"
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"Be standing here before you on this humble stage?"
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"Because, believe it or not,"
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"Albeit taller and with better skin."
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"Because that is when the awards come a'calling."
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"And you had better be ready because they are awesome."
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"Campbell, I see you smirk like that again,"
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"I'll knock your block off."
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"Okay, bring it in and take a knee."
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"And your parents aren't paying"
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"So let's execute!"
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"Hands in, "shakespeare" on three."
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"One, two, three."
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"All: Shakespeare!"
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"I see what you're dealing with here."
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"Shh! Don't let him catch you talking to me."
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"He'll make me do push-ups."
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"Boy push-ups."
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"Excuse me, is this seat taken?"
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"Sorry, I'm waiting for my friend."
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"No problem."
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"Is this seat taken?"
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"So that guy's the bachelor?"
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"Looks like a guy you want to punch."
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"Shh! They're about to start the rose ceremony."
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"He chose the one with the biggest breasts."
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"And they made a beautiful connection"
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"That night he dated those two other women."
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"Told them both they were the one."
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"You're worse than watching this with Joy."
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"Oh, my god, Joy!"
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"I was supposed to meet her at the movies!"
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"It appears my friend isn't coming after all."
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"Thanks, I'm good."
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"They were as close as sisters,"
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"Until the summer that would change everything."
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"To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss."
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"Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much"
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"Which mannerly devotion shows in this-"
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"Barker, you're out of position again."
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"Except you, zack. You are mercutio."
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"My girlfriend, gina."
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"And are you an actor also?"
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"Oh, I wouldn't bother."
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"All right, guys, pick up the pace."
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"Actually, coach, I know a couple of acting exercises"
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"I think might loosen everyone up."
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"These kids don't need loosening up."
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"You know, I have worked"
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"With tyrannical directors like you."
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"Performance is a collaboration."
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"Lady, I'm just trying to get to the sword fight."
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"Romeo and juliet is not about a sword fight."
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"Well, if it was,"
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"Maybe more people would have heard of it."
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"You are a terrible director,"
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"And I know a thing or two about directing."
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"I took a class called "a thing or two about directing"."
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"Fine, if you think you can do better, go for it."
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"We've had lawsuits."
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"No, but you d..."
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"What's all that?"
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"Oh, I told melanie I'd do her brows."
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"The way she's been treating you."
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"Oh, it's okay."
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"So she stood me up a few times."
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"She has a new boyfriend. I get it."
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"That's no excuse."
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